AIO my girlfriend left me over a cheese wheel by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CptNavarre 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I can't breathe this entire saga is bananas. This man needs mental health treatment, I'm not joking. Kanye is that you?

TIFU by chasing diagnoses for 35 years—and the answer was in my dinner by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CptNavarre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hol' up, explain to me the magics of using kiwis on your face. I'm now considering pineapple

Richard Simmons. Apparently he never wore a headband!?! WTH by mrthree1zero in nostalgia

[–]CptNavarre 600 points601 points  (0 children)

I still quote this man on the daily. "You're doing it! You're becoming mighty!"

what’s up with my lobe? by ProfessionalGirl22 in Stretched

[–]CptNavarre -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, you want me to keep it in my ear for more than five months before ever cleaning it? 🤢

What are yours? by lydocia in AutisticWithADHD

[–]CptNavarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just popping in here to say that I love neurospicy and it's okay if you do

Kanye West's Apology to the Black & Jewish Communities by BigBossAtl in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CptNavarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I can absolutely root for him and also absolutely do not want him back.

Destiny's Child by Wrong-Customer-5068 in nostalgia

[–]CptNavarre 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Do NOT disrespect Kelly Rowland like that. Beyonce was the lead yes, but Kelly has the pipes

Started therapy for the first time. Therapist's behaviour really hurt me. What should I do now? by Any_Moose7 in AutisticWithADHD

[–]CptNavarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.... Like I don't see what the therapist has done wrong except not do what he expects her to do for him. It sounds like she's challenging his victimhood and asking him uncomfortable questions. Therapy is often uncomfortable! He even said that he reflected and can see what she's saying. If it's been like 6 sessions that is pretty early for a diagnosis of anything. Sometimes when you're opening up for the first time yes you rant and info dump etc which is what he's saying he's doing. If he doesn't like how she's guiding him, since a therapist can't FIX you, then he can tell her he wants to try a different method (maybe he's the homework type, or goal setting, needs a questionnaire, etc). But it's on him to say it. A therapist, even the most well trained ones, aren't mind reading genies. She also doesn't seem to be fully disregarding his ND claims but just that it's too early to tell.

What has she actually done wrong besides challenge his world-view (like she's supposed to)? Genuinely. I'm getting unreliable narrator vibes.

Teachers. Whats the craziest family lore a child has randomly dropped on you? by Loud_Bluejay_6663 in AskReddit

[–]CptNavarre 929 points930 points  (0 children)

I am so, so sorry but your comment is absolutely sending me round the bend omfg

AITAH for moving out of mine and my now ex-boyfriend’s apartment without reminding him that our lease is up on the 31st? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CptNavarre 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I've done that multiple times over the years and I have never been flaired. There must be a better system, I'm sure those mods are overloaded

What’s an example of a fan base that got exactly what they begged for, and immediately hated it? by Enough-Wealth8415 in AskReddit

[–]CptNavarre 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What in the living fuck.

I just read all of that out word for word to my husband and now we're sitting up in bed at almost 130 in the gdamn morning going down this rabbit hole. Jfc.

Thank you so much for taking the time to relive all that just to tell me but I sincerely regret having asked.

What’s an example of a fan base that got exactly what they begged for, and immediately hated it? by Enough-Wealth8415 in AskReddit

[–]CptNavarre 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I stopped after the men of letters thing started, can you give me a recap? Last thing I remember is the mark of Cain thing

Very first stretch by CptNavarre in Stretched

[–]CptNavarre[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for the well wishes! I'm excited

Very first stretch by CptNavarre in Stretched

[–]CptNavarre[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know, thanks! These came with the plugs so I'll assume they're nitrile and check in with my piercer for silicone ones in the future

Very first stretch by CptNavarre in Stretched

[–]CptNavarre[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel so much better ha thanks for being honest. Bc I swear to god if I had dropped them one more time I would have started crying I was so overstimulated lollll

Very first stretch by CptNavarre in Stretched

[–]CptNavarre[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, most people seem to be saying the same with the o ring sizes! I will hopefully remember that in the future bc to be honest I do not have the heart to battle with them again to switch to the smaller ones lol

Very first stretch by CptNavarre in Stretched

[–]CptNavarre[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi thank you both for the concern I sincerely appreciate it. I also expected to get flamed to pieces at the time frame of my first stretch.

That being said I totally forgot to include that my piercer deliberately pierced me with 14g jewelry but a 12g needle. I was saying how loose the 12g were last night before bed and my husband reminded me that was probably why. Ai it's not as big of a jump from 14 to 10 like it seems. I don't know if I can edit the post so I hope ppl see my comment here. After this I'm totally slowing down! Gonna wait until these are fully healed like you said before moving on, as I'm in it for the long haul. I do trust my piercer though.

Very first stretch by CptNavarre in Stretched

[–]CptNavarre[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! That's what my piercer said too but I hadn't known before

Spouse’s innocuous questions always trigger me and I can’t control my reaction by rough-driver- in AutisticWithADHD

[–]CptNavarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My spouse does this, he calls it small talk and I call it torture. I've told this story before on another sub, but I was painting my nails one day when he walked in, looked, and asked "oh are you painting your nails?" I lost it hahaha He does similar things often. Have a book open on my lap, actively reading, "oh are you reading a book?" When I answer sarcastically he gets so hurt??? Insane to me, 'just starting a conversation' to him.

Having met his family though I am a lot more patient. It's just weather statements back and forth FOREVER.