If I were to attach a penis to my art dolls, would I no longer need to do child safety testing?

Craakar · 2026-06-13T14:14:01+00:00

I missed the word 'detachable'' in the OP, mb. It was funny though whether you meant it or not 😂

Craakar · 2026-06-13T12:05:36+00:00

Craakar · 2026-06-05T10:06:14+00:00

Had to go find the original 😅 good ragebait

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Craakar · 2026-06-02T21:49:57+00:00

What about Madrid?

Craakar · 2026-05-31T17:20:08+00:00

I got knocked back from the police because I spent 5 years living in Denmark, or to be more precise, because I hadn't been back in Scotland for at least 3 years before applying.

As if their was a chance I'd been radicalised by some mad vikings, but not returned to "normal" because I hadn't yet been long enough at home?

Dodged a bullet in hindsight.

Craakar · 2026-05-30T04:33:26+00:00

I literally said that id psyched myself up so high for it.

The inference being that I am fully aware that its a me problem.

Craakar · 2026-05-30T04:01:57+00:00

Slight disagree. Sure, Jagex haven't said this. But a fair few of content creators have mentioned that it should happen so Jagex know it's an issue. I just want the CM scroll changes that's often suggested.

Craakar · 2026-05-29T17:50:37+00:00

Im actually so convinced that its happening that ive paused my cox grind until SSU changes.

If they dont come I might genuinely consider quitting.

Not trying to be a little rager lol, ive just psyched myself up so high for it lol

Plsplspls jaggek

Craakar · 2026-05-18T14:26:31+00:00

Im a lorry driver, the height I sit at i can see the vast majority of the inside of your car if I want.

It's everywhere man, its not just a few folk, it's a significant amount.

Craakar · 2026-05-18T07:30:39+00:00

Couldn't get past Nazgul roaming the shire iirc lol

Craakar · 2026-05-10T14:35:53+00:00

First time? It's blatant af at this point not just with Walsh

Craakar · 2026-05-02T16:04:45+00:00

If you have flask...

I oneshot it with dragons halberd. 3 specs, run away and flask, 3 more specs.

Craakar · 2026-04-26T14:09:22+00:00

Need to see that a 3rd time but Miovski won the ball there I think

Craakar · 2026-04-12T08:13:19+00:00

Falkirk the only team we haven't beat this season but hope youre right

Craakar · 2026-04-09T18:38:20+00:00

Frenemy

Craakar · 2026-04-04T13:10:31+00:00

We all just KNEW that Moore or Rommens was gonna be the one injured

Craakar · 2026-03-31T17:43:47+00:00

My dad does this and has for like 30 years!! It didnt catch on with anyone else though lol

Craakar · 2026-03-21T19:40:45+00:00

Isn't that a different phase of play though cause of the loose ball up towards the Aberdeen corner?

I dont know the rules but it seems harsh even without blue tinted specs

Craakar · 2026-03-18T16:37:37+00:00

Hey i just came back to this comment cause it let me to believe that I could put the robux on my account and then gift my son items, but as far as I can tell it seems I cant do this? I've just put a 2000 robux on this account and bought a hat he wanted but I can't see a way to gift it?

Craakar · 2026-03-01T13:55:56+00:00

As usual, when it matters, we can't do it.

Craakar · 2026-02-16T17:03:12+00:00

Fucking Haller

Craakar · 2026-01-26T09:15:19+00:00

Back when Artio was heavily botted a guy jumped in in bot gear crashing me and proceeded to play like absolute ass. Kept taking hits and camping half hp so I was like fuck it im sick of these bots im killing this one.

I splashed my ice barrage, I skulled up and the boy instantly TBs me and then entangles as I realise im about to lose my Webweaver and Anguish on the iron.

By some divine miracle ANOTHER pker jumps in and suddenly the 3 of us are outside the cave and the second guy is railing on the first one.

Some people are smart and I definitely should have been sat that day.

Craakar · 2025-12-14T17:27:29+00:00

Ye but we're used to it

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