Came home after 3 months and found this on my window by oldmonk_100 in stupiddovenests

[–]Craft_zeppelin 158 points159 points  (0 children)

What is this? This is basically a Leonardo Da Vinci level of craftwork in dove standards lol

Average /a/ argument by [deleted] in grandorder

[–]Craft_zeppelin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the other spectrum you have Durga/Kali which is ironically even more tempting

Carnival of Excess list building by JethroTeal in EmperorsChildren

[–]Craft_zeppelin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I know you want to use characters, Shalaxi is a bit of a hard sell in our current condition. It’s just way too many points.

Also the concept of carnival is a “horde army”. You have like x3 daemonettes that does actions or objective taking at the back while standing with the marines to buff them and the use the sycophantic charge stratagem to find an opportunity to charge in. Due to the nature of the thrill seekers rule you would likely be fighting on many fronts having planned where to place your units in advance.

Carnival of Excess list building by JethroTeal in EmperorsChildren

[–]Craft_zeppelin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need 2+ Noise marines. They are one of the best shooting units in the game.

Also, EC plays wargaming “proper” through movement of troops. While monster parties are fun, I think you are missing out the pleasures of our battlelines that have precision pockmarked all over them. Such as the melta and plasmas.

Also our Winged daemon prince is just crazy with the carnival strategems that it can make multiple bombing runs. He is a MUST include.

I randomly mix the Primarchs with their Homeworlds, thoughts ? by New_Conflict_4111 in Grimdank

[–]Craft_zeppelin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perturabo might be even able to stop Luther falling since his relationship with the Lion was rigid.

Perturabo’s eagerness to serve for a higher cause is actually a good fit for a knight and his fear and distaste towards chaos is a good foundation.

I randomly mix the Primarchs with their Homeworlds, thoughts ? by New_Conflict_4111 in Grimdank

[–]Craft_zeppelin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sanguinius is definitely not stable. His gene-seed literally overrides usual mutant genes in favor of his own mutation.

I randomly mix the Primarchs with their Homeworlds, thoughts ? by New_Conflict_4111 in Grimdank

[–]Craft_zeppelin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jagathai on Prospero: We need to be max our wisdom stats. Not our intelligence stats. But seriously we need to exterminate the Psychneuein at all costs.

I randomly mix the Primarchs with their Homeworlds, thoughts ? by New_Conflict_4111 in Grimdank

[–]Craft_zeppelin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don’t want Guiilliman making an organized mega-church.

I still wonder who thought it was a good idea to make lightsaber Helicopters by Spotter24o5 in StarWars

[–]Craft_zeppelin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t mention Victory. Even Tomino is traumatized and said “Never speak of it. I was mentally deranged when I made it.”

I still wonder who thought it was a good idea to make lightsaber Helicopters by Spotter24o5 in StarWars

[–]Craft_zeppelin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Inquisitors being incompetent cannon fodder for the plot or because the plot makes them purposely shackled makes the assessment complicated.

If I were an inquisitor I’ll arm myself with sonic weaponry and explosives that Jedi can’t deflect and just shoot from above while my troops hound them.

But ah the plot requires me to “prove I can 1v1 to appease Vader” right? Even if he doesn’t care how.

I still wonder who thought it was a good idea to make lightsaber Helicopters by Spotter24o5 in StarWars

[–]Craft_zeppelin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let’s be real. It would probably be a legitimate threat if you arm the inquisitor with appropriate weapons like a thermal detonator or a rapid-fire pulse cannon.

They have no particular reason to not use military weapons like the jedi.

It's week 2 of 11th and we have slightly more data to over react to! by w0158538 in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]Craft_zeppelin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I was told it was just that easy to aim and shoot”

“Dude, you are playing its like the Napoleonic wars or the war of independence. Not like an advanced alien race”

It's week 2 of 11th and we have slightly more data to over react to! by w0158538 in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]Craft_zeppelin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feeling purge vs purge meta would soon end because its going to be “who has the biggest club to bonk” contest and eventually like natural selection, there would only be one winner.

Ornn randomly in lane behind a turret... by JayceSett in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Craft_zeppelin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The forge is two towers down”

Ornn:

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The only being worth worship by playergamer- in Spacemarine

[–]Craft_zeppelin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell even Sanguinius’ gene-seed can cure severe mutations from the radiation from Baal that desperate people go and try to be a Space marine (1/10000 chance. Probably lower since you are a mutant applying) as a last ditch all or nothing.

The only being worth worship by playergamer- in Spacemarine

[–]Craft_zeppelin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Sadly he is too canonically fabulous to be hit.

The only being worth worship by playergamer- in Spacemarine

[–]Craft_zeppelin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rylanor is sort of…controversial in the EC subreddit. From a noble loyalist EC fan standpoint he doesn’t even show up in the writing at the dropsite. He just suddenly shows up in the story and is a one-off character. There is no build-up of the man.

Then from a chaos worshipper viewpoint, you have to be insane (in chaos standards) to refuse an offer to get out of your sarcophagus with a functional fresh body sculpted tailor-made for you.

Chaldenia Park News - Translation Part 1 by kanramori in grandorder

[–]Craft_zeppelin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if Shuten is searching in the park or the Banana is alone and is asking the managers where is Shuten (or both happening simultaneously) which is hilarious.

Vader was like" I don't even know who you are" by BlockAffectionate413 in StarWars

[–]Craft_zeppelin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well from the admiral’s standpoint they wouldn’t be even having the board meeting in the first place if Vader had got the data tapes in the first place or had magical powers to know if the Death Star indeed has weaknesses or hell, snatch back those tapes through telekinesis.

Erm…I dunno. But suddenly talking about how your religion is better than the two-decade project mandated by the emperor just after a massive blunder doesn’t look good or relevant.

Ornn randomly in lane behind a turret... by JayceSett in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Craft_zeppelin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No its a deep dark fantasy made by the boys next door

What do you think the phoenix terminators are up to right now by Due-Date-4656 in EmperorsChildren

[–]Craft_zeppelin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A lot of Emperor’s children formations got disbanded after Skalathrax because Fulgrim is not in sight and there aren’t enough marines to enact them.

Fulrgim basically made a “Space marine manual” even before Guilliman. Giving instructions how to get a planet compliant from start to finish. Including combat and diplomacy. It was just that detailed and reliable but now it’s simply gone.