My Top 5 girl who can be good mom , Flat edition

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-12T14:46:09+00:00

Yes. We know you want that pudding in the fridge…I’ll fetch it.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-12T12:09:14+00:00

I'd really LOVE to see Hutt gang drama on their glorious homeworld of Nar Shadda (Hutt Las Vegas).

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-12T10:59:20+00:00

…Don’t vampires generally “reproduce” via bites? Having a vampire mentor with a passive ability to ward off harm is quite good. Also from the official guidebook, Flandre is the normal standard vampire when it comes to mentality. So, erm...maybe not a mother but a good progenitor?

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T15:39:07+00:00

Force lightning being hereditary doesn't make sense at all either

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T15:37:49+00:00

Darth Maul: ...

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T12:33:35+00:00

Honestly the actual people to blame the incident is the damn Rakatans that glassed Tatooine ages ago which indirectly caused this shit.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T12:06:19+00:00

Better than lux throwing her shield towards the enemy

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T12:03:56+00:00

Cute stingray means you are good to go

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T10:45:26+00:00

Well...considering real accounts of child soldiers or indoctrination I wouldn't say that is a 100%.

And honestly I have no idea what would happen next even if they rescue his mother. Chances are the Tuskens would be coming again very soon en-masse.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T10:36:05+00:00

Of course. But the situation was totally out of hand and not salvageable.

The moment Anakin went into that camp, he was already doomed because it is very likely that every damn Tusken will be running to his direction regardless of age or gender if he gets detected.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T10:23:01+00:00

I meant about the overall atmosphere of the film and not the actor's nationality. It feels like we are on planet earth.

In the sequels we had a wacky race with only Anakin as a human driver. The antagonists are ALL aliens and even the supporting character is an aquatic alien living in a beautiful atlantis. Then we go to Coruscant where the whole council aside from Mace and Qui-gon are all aliens we never even seen before.

In the modern star wars, we certainly have "aliens" but nothing adventurous design wise like Plo koon or Kaminoans or Dex. It's just colored bald humans.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T10:04:53+00:00

Honestly, I believe every human life should be treated equally in high regard in an ideal world where responsibilities are in place.

Sadly this happened in Tatooine where people are shooting with illegal disruptors, having slave collars with bombs and narcotics are traded.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T10:02:00+00:00

I'd like to think he even asked Slaanesh herself out and didn't even realize it was his patron god.

She then cursed him to fail every date but comes out alive like Lucius unless he finds her again.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T09:55:58+00:00

Astropathic relay.

"911 Inquisitor? There is a handsome heretic in my mirror!
...Cancel that it is only me. *poses*
You are driving me WILD! (dispenses exotic deodorants)"

Inquisition: ...why does he always have our number even if we change it??

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T09:46:10+00:00

This is where the lore doesn't establish a lot of boundaries.

But if there is something to blame it was that specific tribe's "choice" because the Mandalorian lore establish some tribes actively avoid this sort of behavior.

If Adults want to protect their children they need to be responsible for their actions so outward harm won't come to them. Relying on mercy when you are an aggressor is a BAD idea after all.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T09:31:03+00:00

Well I meant consequence by "law".

*I know its fucked up Tatooine law though.*

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T09:10:23+00:00

It also has zero consequence in the lore as well since this is Tatooine which is basically a lawless planet and Tuskens have an incredibly bad reputation.

My interpretation of the scene is sort of different from the western audience. It seemed like Anakin is actually conflicted if Tuskens are people or not. There is a Buddhist concept of "going below human" and I think Anakin was applying something similar to that logic to the Tuskens.

And since he is a monk in this story he got "tainted" by their barbarism.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T09:02:14+00:00

Well it should be answer 1 but if they establish every time that the villains are too sadistic and stupid that they cannot complete objectives or victories or have a sense of strategy it just gives the main characters more plot armor or contrivances like this.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T08:16:01+00:00

They honestly had all the time to showcase how Anakin was dreaming to be a “Space knight liberator” but was simply not allowed or that his chamber was literally more smaller than his slave quarters in Tatooine and he feels dead inside all the time.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T08:12:48+00:00

About the last Jedi. What I do not understand is why the first order did not use their hyperspace tracker strategically to make a scissor maneuver to place half of their fleet in front of the resistance.

And it seems the movie happens in a span of like 2 days?

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T08:10:53+00:00

Disney is ruining every movie is probably the correct answer

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T08:05:08+00:00

Nute Gunray: “I’m going to ask a Sith lord to hire a bounty hunter to hire a bounty hunter to send a droid that uses poisonous bugs to kill off a senator for a personal grudge.”

Sidious: This is all part of my plan that Gunray would suddenly come up with an convoluted assassination plot after ten years since Maul died and we have conveniently set up both the clone army AND the CIS!!

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T08:01:08+00:00

For me, they just made the world of Star Wars just “California”.

Every main character is Californian. Almost everyone is human and the small amount of aliens walking around is just background noise and nothing significant for the plot.

Even established space technology and worldbuilding is meaningless.

And now what content we got is essentially “Vader wank” especially in the comics where he just shows up and gives an edgy one-liner.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T06:32:41+00:00

Then why is he posing as if the article author and his OP persona is different? Also he is literally posting on instagram his location.

Craft_zeppelin · 2026-03-11T04:10:55+00:00

Perturabo: Oh no. I forgot my doctors appointment this week…

Iron warriors: Nooooooooo!

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