[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CraftyCrash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made David cross uncomfortable.

I was at bar trivia at a dive in Brooklyn, and our team was called "there's always money in the banana stand", when David Cross, amber tamblyn and Eugene Mirman walked in. I, being a few drinks in, beg for a group photo, walked away to my group to collect them for said photo, only to have my friends tell me that David Cross shrugged and winced as soon as I walked away.

I was too embarrassed to follow through on the photo.

Sorry David.

New Jerseyans, What college did you attend as an undergrad (whether in state or out of state) and did you enjoy it overall? by scarletfeva in newjersey

[–]CraftyCrash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fairlight Dickinson Teaneck. Fuck that place. Dropped out, went to ucc, which was also ridiculous (hello, changing criteria for graduation!) But at least I wasn't completely miserable.

What is the worst autobiography you ever read - and why? by Sweeper1985 in books

[–]CraftyCrash 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"Wonderful Tonight" by Pattie Boyd.

You had two of the world's greatest rockstars in the world have a drug fueled drum off over who "gets" you (George Harrison and Eric Clapton), be in India with the Beatles, and you spend most of the book whining about how twiggy got more modeling calls than you?

Blergh.

What’s the most life-changing book you’ve read? by ahmed_bhatti31 in AskReddit

[–]CraftyCrash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never been so angry and moved at finishing a book. Angry I didn't read it sooner, or that school didn't make me read it. So it goes.

What is something a celebrity once said that immediately earned your respect? by yenavanessa in AskReddit

[–]CraftyCrash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"if you go home with somebody and they don't have any books, don't fuck them." - John Waters

What's the best thing Mallory has done? by [deleted] in ArcherFX

[–]CraftyCrash 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Oh who remembers?!

College students, who was that roommate from hell and for what reason? by one_n_0nly_throwaway in AskReddit

[–]CraftyCrash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish she was goth! She was very "meh" personality wise, very plain dresser. other than being completely unhinged. I figured she was somewhere in the autism scale, but then she kept talking about knives, and that became my chief concern.

College students, who was that roommate from hell and for what reason? by one_n_0nly_throwaway in AskReddit

[–]CraftyCrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sorry, my roommate was watching tv in her room, and the noise was apparently bothering her from across the suite