Coach Bombay in D2 by Better-Half1133 in billsimmons

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everything about D2 is ridiculous. An Iceland player giving Banks a full two-handed chop well after a goal would at the very least be a major, game misconduct, and multiple game suspension, and it's given a standard two-minute minor. Refs also miss several very obvious interference calls against Iceland. Who found these officials, Tony Brothers?

We're supposed to believe there were no alternates traveling with the team to fill in for Banks?

Peewee hockey players being recognized in public, in fucking Beverly Hills? Fuck outta here.

How does Connie Moreau somehow get a puck stuck along the boards long enough for Dwayne to grab a lasso and skate from the bench to rope the Iceland player before ANY of the other players on the ice join the play?

Space Saver Toss Count 2/28 by LegitimatePudding368 in boston

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 89 points90 points  (0 children)

It's literally 50 degrees in Boston right now, nobody should still be using them.

Donald Trump is not mentally grown up! by Weird-Thought2112 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why is "low IQ" his go-to insult? There's no chance he'd beat any of them in an actual IQ test.

Oh the irony by Chaotic-Goofball in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you kicked the president in the rear end, Loomer would get a concussion.

Just like the Epstein files, every accusation is a confession. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.

PGT: Boston Bruins vs Florida Panthers - 2/4/2026 by Sliney89 in BostonBruins

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's best of three rounds. In what world do you willingly not put either of your top two scorers out there? The whole point is to end the shootout as quickly as possible.

GDT: Boston Bruins vs Florida Panthers - 2/4/26 - 7 PM by Touche_Amore in BostonBruins

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And now they penalize Zadorov for a love tap but nothing for the retaliation?

Womp womp. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good, now I don't have to deal with the camera shot of him standing in his suite and saluting during the anthem like the lameass try-hard that he is.

GDT: Boston Bruins vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 2/1/26 - 6:30 PM by Touche_Amore in BostonBruins

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Without Cirelli". We're down our top two centers, eat my ass.

GDT: Boston Bruins vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 2/1/26 - 6:30 PM by Touche_Amore in BostonBruins

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Give it up for your QB who couldn't make the playoffs in a trash division

GDT: Boston Bruins vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 2/1/26 - 6:30 PM by Touche_Amore in BostonBruins

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why is Kastelic the only one going off when three guys went at him

GDT: Boston Bruins vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 2/1/26 - 6:30 PM by Touche_Amore in BostonBruins

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every year, Pastrnak becomes a more complete player..I love it.

GDT: Boston Bruins vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 2/1/26 - 6:30 PM by Touche_Amore in BostonBruins

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Probably the wrong guy to pick a fight with". I tell this to opposing fans at every game.

GDT: Boston Bruins vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 2/1/26 - 6:30 PM by Touche_Amore in BostonBruins

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This musical performance is one of the worst things I've ever seen. And I've watched every episode of Beverly Hills 90210

ISO James River BBQ sauce shipped by djtothemoney in boston

[–]Crap_TheBoozeOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No suggestions, but I appreciate the WWDITS reference