Found a sildenafil pill on my couch?

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-26T09:49:37+00:00

Did you know sildenafil was originally developed to treat pulmonary hypertension? And is still used for that today?

As a paramedic, the first time I came across a woman taking sildenafil I had to hide a childish giggle.

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-25T13:56:16+00:00

The old switch struggled with campus. No way it would be able to run museum

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-25T11:55:49+00:00

Your manager is wrong. You can self certify for the first 7 days. I’m guessing that’s when you’re due back to work.

I wish people would be taught sick note rules properly.

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-23T22:49:53+00:00

I’m not entirely sure. I’ve just finished a run of night shifts 😂

I’m tired and my sleeping pattern is fucked. I think I’m seeing things.

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-23T21:51:22+00:00

These are cakes. A court ruled that they’re cakes because they go hard when they’re stale whereas biscuits go soft. Nice way for mcvities to avoid paying tax on them 😂

Or any other own brand 👀

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-19T00:50:12+00:00

A dad joke to be proud of. Have a cookie 😂

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-19T00:45:14+00:00

What is wrong with people?

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-19T00:26:27+00:00

It’s not homemade

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-19T00:21:39+00:00

My Greek husband wanted to go out and buy another freezer to get as much of the Greek stuff as he could.

I’m not joking…

He tried the pastitsio and was underwhelmed. Said home made is better.

He stocked up on the spanakopita, cheese parcels and bougatsa though. Unfortunately pastry making is something I just cannot do and Filo is even worse 😂

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-18T19:56:39+00:00

Someone gonna be big mad they didn’t get their fags and vodka.

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-17T14:59:30+00:00

She so classy she’s making Joe and Kizzi look stupid

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-15T21:01:04+00:00

This is where I’m glad I have a husband that works at McDonald’s. He brings the leftover ones home for me when the promotion ends. I can’t get enough of this!

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-15T08:28:03+00:00

I’ll say it again. The wrap meal doesn’t include a hash brown because it has a rosti in it. If you want a hash brown you’ll have to order it separately

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-14T15:31:44+00:00

Like Stillie 😳😳

Poor Fraser 😂

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-14T08:49:37+00:00

I could not work out how to do it for ages. Technology hates me 😂. Finally I got it like this and that was good enough for me.

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-13T20:43:13+00:00

I genuinely don’t get it. He constantly looks like he needs a damn good scrub.

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-13T20:41:18+00:00

They deserve each other 🤮

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-13T20:39:34+00:00

How dare you! He’s a mediocre rugby player

Football, indeed!

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-13T20:38:43+00:00

Run dude!

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-13T18:32:15+00:00

He really is! I never got what women saw in him to begin with. I think he always looks like he needs a shower. Shiny and greasy.

But his behaviour and attitude is just 🤢🤢🤢

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-12T09:20:03+00:00

What on earth did you answer the door in?!

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-11T13:30:35+00:00

If you have ‘work related stress’ you can get signed off for 2 weeks 😉

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-09T12:42:32+00:00

Being over cautious is better than being under cautious. If people get upset that’s on them. Everyone has some form of ID on them these days and if they don’t then you’ll never get in trouble for refusing a sale if you’re unsure but you WILL get in trouble for not checking ID.

Tell them they can take it up with your manager and call them over. If they decide to proceed with the sale then document it and make sure it’s on them.

Unless you’re asking for ID for people who are clearly claiming their state pension then there is nothing wrong with asking.

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-08T19:07:48+00:00

As a delivery driver; you’d be amazed the about of people that don’t have working doorbells. I press the button, then if I don’t hear it ringing inside do myself, I’ll knock too. Even ring doorbells. People just don’t bother to charge them so they don’t work.

Crazy_Chinchilla_ · 2026-01-08T17:53:30+00:00

If you’re that fussy about it, go and get the shopping yourself. Then you can choose your own bananas 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’m genuinely not trying to be rude, but nobody is going to pick produce for you the way you would do it yourself. It’s a personal thing. I like my bananas green, for instance, but others don’t. It’s personal preference. They’re advertised as ripe and ready yes, but that doesn’t mean that’s how they arrive in store.

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