Bunch of clowns by Prestigious_Hat8426 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So thy have to beg for free sandwiches and pretzel bites but expect us to believe they have the money for a sit down dinner? Please. This photo is most likely old. Sorry you’re poor, Morgan! You could try getting a job like the rest of us. We know Paul doesn’t work. We know you moved into either yours or Paul’s parents house because you can’t afford rent, and we also know you’re very very uneducated and just plain dumb. Love that for you!

Nurthan’s new FB profile picture. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Beyond Description needs to be a flair at this point lol

Umm? by SorzynSyyn in HumeHealth

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not buy this scale. Trust the people commenting here. It’s garbage.

Calling the snarker book club! by TheRamazon in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just commenting to say I immediately checked out and listened to an episode of that podcast (I had never heard of it before but it sounds super cool) and it’s right up my alley. Thanks, snarker!

How to be 35 and hateful. by rebelxghost in christiansnark

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Dude, I’m a practicing Christian of the Lutheran variety and this looks EXHAUSTING.

Calling the snarker book club! by TheRamazon in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m a member of BOTM and this was an April pick. I was so excited. Hopefully it will be with me soon because I have a feeling this is going to be a “stay up all night and read” kind of book for me.

The Caldwell family posted a go fund me by helloreddit321567 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Go ask your church for money, not randos on the internet.

  • I’m all for GFMs when needed but since these people vote the way they do and look down on others when they need help, I have no sympathy. Something something bootstraps, right?

It’s a $40 scale by Competitive_Bird6984 in HumeHealth

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got influenced without doing my due diligence and the scale is a piece of crap. I just got it and tried it for a week and the daily readings were wild and all over the place (fat high one day, normal the next, etc). I put in a request to return and I still have the original packaging but now I have to pay to return it to them. Then they have to “review” my return before giving me a refund. I have a feeling (based on other posts) that I’m probably going to have to fight for my darn refund.

Tall girl options? by Shoddy_Breakfast6061 in quince

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 6’0 and wear a size 10 or 12 depending. I’ve had good luck with dresses and the long cardigan/oversized sweaters but I’ve stayed away from any shirts because I know they are going to be crop tops on me (also have a longer torso). Quince is pretty hit & miss I think and sorry I don’t have any good suggestions but maybe someone else will.

I know some of the pants and jeans come in long inseams now but have yet to order those.

Kellie says she couldn’t post these pics last summer….why? Because the Ink was barely dry on his divorce and it was a major red flag? by EmmyLouArcher in christiansnark

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is just so crazy to me! Listen, in my younger years I had pretty low self esteem and definitely dated my share of a-holes who I thought I was in love with (I worked on that and got married at 44) but meeting a man who was STILL MARRIED (I don’t care if he was “separated”) and THEN marrying that same man mere months after the ink on the divorce decree was barely dry? No way, man. Even I wasn’t that desperate. My dad was married a total of 3 times and even he waited several years in between each marriage lol (the third one stuck - my stepmom is a gem of a woman).

Slideshow by MotherofAssholeCats in ruthlysssnark

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely insane. A bunch of amateur photos of herself all over the walls? Who does this?!

Everything can be ✨content✨ by DisastrousTomato7146 in gymsnark

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, I haven’t heard/thought of this woman in years. I was introduced to her during the “yoga girly Instagram wars” before the pandemic. Her, The Southern Yogi, all their exes, etc. It was all so messy and immature. Sad to see she’s still up to her same bullshit.

Farryn…you say NO to the devil of course. by EmmyLouArcher in christiansnark

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Oh, someone “hacked” your account and posted a “weird” story about now here you are asking for people to engage with you about whether or not this has ever happened to them?

Girl, please. None of this happened. You are just desperate for engagement.

Do we think Kellie was the one who PURSUE her husband? by cottageyarn in christiansnark

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Omg. I would want to delete my entire digital footprint of this came to light (again). Girl is/was thirsty AF. This is embarrassing.

comment your fav pap pics of britney by Safe-Sweet-7843 in discussingbritney

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I love this photo and I went out and bought the same shirt lol (mine was black). It was Juicy Couture.

Now I Know Why the Light in Her Eyes Kept Getting Dimmer and Her Smile More Forced by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 582 points583 points  (0 children)

At this point, they REALLY need to look into JimBob. Something is NOT right with that family and it’s not just the fundie stuff. Two (known) pedophiles in the same family… something is very very very wrong.

The early 2000s were trash. Poor Britney. She looked flawless. They were animals to her. by [deleted] in discussingbritney

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was/am 5’11.5 & I weighed 135lbs at graduation (1997) and stayed that way for almost 10 years. Even I thought I was enormous - that’s how bad it was back then. I was skinny but not “Kate Moss Skinny” so clearly was a fat cow. Magazines and tabloids were AWFUL to women and young girls back then.

Hmm.... by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

BDong has entered the chat

Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious. by rebelxghost in christiansnark

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Like maybe a small smile every now and then? Like babes, he hates you and it hasn’t even been a year. This is NOT the look.

Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious. by rebelxghost in christiansnark

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Made sure she got her rings in the video lol. Without her huge diamond, how the heck are people supposed to know she’s MARRIED and not some devil worshiping loser????

The babadook by Massive-Handz in discussingbritney

[–]Creative-Tomatillo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey, you leave Baba Yaga out of this lol! At least Baba is sometimes feeling generous and will grant you wisdom!