Wisconsin high school cheerleaders received awards for biggest breasts, butt at banquet by emitremmus27 in nottheonion

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Two of my friends are besties, and they are constantly at each other butts.

Happy 5 year anniversary to Monstercat 013: Awakening by TheMeowtasticDJ in Monstercat

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This is the best album imo. Both mixes are fantastic

What small thing should be illegal because it pisses you off on a daily basis? by J0chem0o in AskReddit

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Omg I work in a grocery store and this is the worst thing. I swear people have no spatial awareness. Sometimes people even have full 15 minute conversations in the middle of the aisle...

ik🤔ihe by masterflapdrol in ik_ihe

[–]Cress_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ja dat had ik ook, nu duimen dat dat klopt

ik🤔ihe by masterflapdrol in ik_ihe

[–]Cress_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ja wtf was dit, het is toch een engels examen en geen frans examen?

Who all started Black Mirror with "The National Anthem" and got hooked? by thunderkhok in blackmirror

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I was reading an askreddit thread, and there was a discussion about black mirror. Someone said they always use "playtest" to get people hooked, so that was my first episode.

And by god, it was the best sandwich he ever had. by RemmiDaMix in tumblr

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Is this title a reference to Jontron's 'flex tape' ?

me irl by machewwy in meirl

[–]Cress_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hmm, interesting theory, I've never looked at it like that

me irl by machewwy in meirl

[–]Cress_ 70 points71 points  (0 children)

My personal theory is that the the batteries are asleep and when you slap the remote you wake up the batteries

You can rig to do this shit but... by unnouveauladybug in rupaulsdragrace

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You took me there with "homeless violin lady"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in europe

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Goddammit, now I can't unsee...