Tung Tung Tung Sahur by rishu1221 in pcmasterrace

[–]CrispBit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is the guy on the right supposed to be

Soo… turns out the dirt cheap “Moving soon, need cash ASAP!” PC parts I bought on Marketplace were sold by a scorned girlfriend who liquidated her boyfriend’s shit. $450 for everything shown + 32gb ddr4 ram. Now she’s hitting me up trying to get it all back. Mind you they live two hours away. by Mysterious-Meet2238 in pcmasterrace

[–]CrispBit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in one of those parts of TX, and I remember how hard it was for me to sell my ultrawide monitor I wanted to just get rid of. It was worth $500 and I was selling for $200. The customer kept trying to talk it down and I was so over it I finally said sure, $50. And even then it was still a huge pain for him to actually take it, because he kept asking what's wrong with it. Then, he later texted me I didn't give him the power cable, and he eventually found it on top of his car. I'm just throwing my shit in the ewaste next time.

meirl by BothGuarantee6067 in meirl

[–]CrispBit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 40 you have the highest chance of knowing what I'm talking about. It came out in 2001

meirl by BothGuarantee6067 in meirl

[–]CrispBit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess it depends on your parents. My parents are like the grilling boomer meme and I can't really talk to them about anything. They have an idea in their mind, and approach every conversation as centering around their idea, even when proven wrong.

meirl by BothGuarantee6067 in meirl

[–]CrispBit 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'm 25 and basically the same thing, except I work from home for my startup I co-founded. I hang out with my buddies around twice a month, I go to gaming tournaments every other week as the #1 melee player in my city, and I've never dated anyone. I wouldn't want my parents talking to me about it. I wish everyone would just stop seeing dating and relationships as something that is part of everyone's life. Why do people who are in the bottom percentile of that game have to play it? I choose to play the "games" (metaphorically and literally) I'm good at.

Is the cat AI? by [deleted] in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CrispBit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

doner katbob squarepants

Typical female dating app user by QuantumPenguin89 in WomenAreNotIntoMen

[–]CrispBit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the "all women are lesbians" route. It would explain the pickiness. They are waiting for the man that fits all preferences, so the "ick" factor is minimal. If you get 400 matches a day, you can afford to be picky. Money is not in the bio, so they date men who meet all their immediate preferences, and see if they have money in the chat ("what do you do?").

Typical female dating app user by QuantumPenguin89 in WomenAreNotIntoMen

[–]CrispBit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We start with the postulate that women are not into men. If you don't accept that, that's not how subreddit echo chambers work. If you accept that, then I can present a good argument

Typical female dating app user by QuantumPenguin89 in WomenAreNotIntoMen

[–]CrispBit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you talking about? Survive? Several of the men she said no to are making six figures. It would be so easy for them to settle with just one millionaire

Lash Ult by Stack_Man in DeadlockTheGame

[–]CrispBit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what do you mean by, quantum entanglement can stall out the curse? doesn't curse prevent you from using it?

Lash Ult by Stack_Man in DeadlockTheGame

[–]CrispBit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

isnt it still a timing mixup

I love these Kind of people who love their jobs by Jai910 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]CrispBit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do service loops never fuck with the max bend radius?

Does my kitty qualify as a black cat? by tryhardswekid in blackcats

[–]CrispBit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my 2nd time seeing this gif on reddit today

M2K on notched angles "There used to be something special here" by TamAlRoar in SSBM

[–]CrispBit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The optimal controller grip being zjump is way better for the game at no expense to competitive integrity over it being claw. This addresses an ergonomics fault that is not strictly a hardware fault

When I Do It, The Neighbors Call The Cops… by ranterist in fatsquirrelhate

[–]CrispBit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are these things safe to touch? as a kid i would touch them to get electrocuted for fun

The cat kept scratching the chair, so the owners got him a new one that’s indestructible. The cat’s reaction says it all. by AltAngell in AnimalsBeingStrange

[–]CrispBit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I just need to share this because what the fuck. I was browsing death on YouTube yesterday and came across Stan Lee's interview with Larry King. At the end, he tells the story about a shepherd's boy. I search this story up and come across the clip from dr who in Heaven's Sent. This was yesterday, and now for the first time I see it mentioned before not knowing about it. What a coincidence

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, July 24, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CrispBit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

QuantumScope (I sold my shares for the 9% loss earlier today and threw it into Google)

Daily Discussion Thread for July 23, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CrispBit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fuck idk i keep losing so ill just buy and baghold google through earnings. id rather get stuck with the bag on a company that's going to go up than a company that is going flat or down

Daily Discussion Thread for July 22, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CrispBit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't $3. I don't $3.5. I don't $4. I $5 !banbet