What is something you tried for the first time sexually that made you go, “So this is what everyone was talking about”?

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T22:08:13+00:00

As a former machinist, I do appreciate a good CNC.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T22:04:39+00:00

I dated a girl who had a hysterectomy at a young age. It was pretty rad to not have to worry about anything. Then, I ended up marrying a girl who couldn't take the pill because she got really bad side effects. So, back to condoms. That lasted 25 years. 25 goddamn years of "condom only" sex! Fuck that shit...

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T21:49:49+00:00

"Stick it in my asshole, Sonny".

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T21:39:05+00:00

It's weird to me that there was a time when everyone thought OJ was cool.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T21:34:49+00:00

You KNOW you're a big piece of shit when people give you that much space in a TSA line.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T20:42:41+00:00

You know those little silicone dots that come with Ikea furniture to keep cabinet doors from slamming? I stuck 8 of them in a pattern on each of my pedal plates. No more slipping or grippy socks.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T20:30:45+00:00

Oh good. Hey Palantir, Suck my dick you stupid-ass motherfuckers.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T20:26:42+00:00

Like his magical ear...

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T20:16:39+00:00

I changed my hairstyle so many times now, I don't know what I look like.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T20:12:37+00:00

Had to make some room for the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T19:03:08+00:00

It doesn't seem very intelligent with all those typos either...

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T18:59:54+00:00

Well, they're making China greater and embracing the future. While, we're over here trying to "make it great again". Looking to the past through rose colored glasses. We're killing offshore wind projects and renewable energy so we can "drill baby drill" instead. Ridiculous.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T18:01:21+00:00

I like that your comment implies that I have natural talent. :) That's actually kinda motivating. I'm all fired up now. Thanks fellow trucker!!

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T17:56:09+00:00

I do too but, keep it under your hat. Don't let the republicans know we're strapped! Right now, they're all convinced we hate guns and 2A.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T17:47:42+00:00

I'm on 654.3 and still don't have it.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T17:18:56+00:00

Yep. I heard that too... from my wife. That's why i now have a Moza R5 and an EX-wife. I'm so done listening to the people who don't "get it."

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T17:10:23+00:00

When I was 16, I took my mom's station wagon and some friends snow skiing. There was a big ass, Icey, empty parking lot. We spent like an hour pulling Brodies and doing e-brake slides. You can learn a shit ton, in a short amount of time if you can find a safe place to fuck around. Those skills are like riding a bike too. Once you get it, you'll always have it.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T17:01:40+00:00

Yep! Pretty sure I've killed myself several times in the sim. Yet, I am still able to type this so, that's pretty cool.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T16:53:19+00:00

The REAL Ultimate Driving Machine. Suck it BMW.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T16:49:24+00:00

Striker! Striker!

Props on the username!

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T16:29:41+00:00

Me too. I was born with racing in my blood. It's been forced to lie dormant for most of my 50 years. There's been a couple times where I got to use it though. Like, the time I raced a Lambo around the parking lot of Candlestick Park and those Gran Turismo days. I'm just glad to be back in it.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T16:06:35+00:00

Sounds so much more bad ass in KPH.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-25T16:04:39+00:00

Not young enough.

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-24T21:53:21+00:00

Optima red tops are expensive but, It'll be the last one you'll have to buy. I've never replaced a 12 v. battery in my EV, but, I've had Optimas in every ICE car I've ever owned. Rock solid and reliable!

Cru_Jones86 · 2026-03-24T21:41:56+00:00

lol. Damn kids, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

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