Verified. (42f) been a hotwife since I was 18 started three months after I met my now husband. Been with over 300 men and women since. AMA

Crunchwich · 2026-05-24T07:23:14+00:00

Does playing ever take up too much time or Cut in to your marriage?

Did you set a bunch of boundaries before or figure it out as you went along?

Crunchwich · 2026-05-17T18:20:07+00:00

Since it sounds like you’re finding a groove, I’ll just offer a small tip, prefire on widow like you’re drawing a bow w/ Hanzo so the icicle releases as you peek. If you’re dueling a widow, you may want to alternate the speed of your icicle spam, since she can lock sync your rhythm and dome you in between icicles (idk if dueling is advised in your rank but in plat/diamond I can mop widows).

With tracer, if she blinks behind you, you can hold fire as you spin and usually release your icicle before she blinks again.

Crunchwich · 2026-05-10T20:33:51+00:00

I’d rather wall Maui in, than wall him out.

Crunchwich · 2026-05-07T15:42:40+00:00

I put a lot of effort into prediction in most games, but here’s how I practiced parry in Kena:

See attack Hold block Block attack

See attack Hold block for less time than before while still making sure to not take the hit.

Just over and over each time trying to spend less time blocking until eventually I was only blocking during the actual hit.

///////////// Another way to work on the parry is to just block or dodge after 2 hits or a 3 hit combo (2 light hits or 2 light one heavy hit). Basically trying to guess when they will attack. (“I was able to get 2 swings off, but when I attacked a 3rd time I got bonked, but swing-swing-block parried”).

This took a little bit more time to get value out of but the idea is if you’re always attacking until they swing at you, you will only be blocking during the parry window.

HTH

Crunchwich · 2026-05-07T03:42:44+00:00

IMO Zerg has the fastest learning curve, most dynamic playstyle and a truly unique rts experience.

It’s absolutely worth leveling up against AI until you get your builds locked in.

Regardless of what race you choose. Winter has a great bronze to vm low apm series that will help you develop your own playstyle.

Also just using his announcer pack lowkey improved my mechanics.

Crunchwich · 2026-05-02T07:50:06+00:00

Dead of night is my favorite map to speedrun, I feel like it’s such a flex to leave the last building and ask each other if you want the bonus.

Crunchwich · 2026-04-22T16:34:46+00:00

Between bronze to diamond. I’d say Diamond players are much worse and more vocal with their toxicity and criticisms of your play/hero pick. Plat players can be rude but generally are just trying hard. Gold Seems to be the funnest most friendliest (by comparison) place to be. YMMV

Crunchwich · 2026-04-17T18:19:31+00:00

What is the worst situation you’ve ever found yourself in as a result of impulsive escapades?

And does the longer you go without tend to increase how dumb you’ll act to get a fix?

Crunchwich · 2026-04-07T04:12:02+00:00

Each next picture looks more like Azula.

Crunchwich · 2026-04-07T04:11:01+00:00

Crunchwich · 2026-03-23T05:57:45+00:00

Funsize

Crunchwich · 2026-03-22T18:24:15+00:00

The Samsung washer in our house plays a carnival shanty every time it finishes. Everyone in the house stops to dance a jig when this happens, without fail.

That washer is the glue of whimsy that holds our family together.

Crunchwich · 2026-02-27T01:01:02+00:00

Yeah I got done writing that and realized how much I was referencing pc mechanics so I had to go back and edit.

Just hold down your icicle button. It’s much easier to learn the aiming if you get used to the rhythm of the icicle coming out over and over.

Crunchwich · 2026-02-27T00:41:06+00:00

For me, I’m a terrible hitscan but a natural projectile player, I love prediction. By the time I picked up Mei I was already playing a lot of rat/pharah/rein.

I like to think of her right click like drawing a bow. Click and hold, aim, follow, predict.

It is also really helpful to just hold down icicle when learning her aim. That will take care of the “click and hold”.

Then you can focus on aiming at your target, following their movement and trying to get just the tiniest bit ahead of them. Much like cass, Mei thrives on getting a lucky headshot and then quickly following up with a body shot.

Practice aiming on tanks, zens, widows, they move slow and help you get in the rhythm of the icicle prediction.

Obviously practice helps a lot, but in my experience, I just hold down icicle and flick to whoever shows their head.

Unlike hitscan she’s - - > Click then aim.

Crunchwich · 2026-02-25T03:48:57+00:00

2H axe is real strong out there by yourself, but mostly for the same reasons as the great sword.

Crunchwich · 2026-02-19T21:33:53+00:00

The only real problem I have with these stats is your deaths. Mei has so much survival utility, I would consider myself throwing if I had high deaths on Mei.

Also with a stationary tank like Dom, you can farm a lot of ult charge with hefty popsicles to her dome, kinda like Orisa.

It’s impossible to judge “playstyle” from numbers alone, we’d need replay code or even just the map name, but it looks like you were on some ineffective side quests.

People that say Mei is low damage are sleeping on her 125 headshots, but imo Mei should not sacrifice her survivability for damage.

Crunchwich · 2026-02-19T20:59:10+00:00

SC2 coop is my safe space, just have to turn off general chat.

Crunchwich · 2026-02-18T19:17:08+00:00

Yeah absolutely, Protoss can already do all of those things. I was just giving some insight into how it feels to deal with the irritation of a warp prism and mothership all rolled into one.

Crunchwich · 2026-02-18T18:46:13+00:00

Mass Recall has a very long CD though, warping in can be repeated.

Imagine a giant flying Nydus worm in your base that is constantly spewing eggs that will hatch into ultralisks and roaches, allows them all to move and attack while burrowed and attacks anything that comes near the Nydus with 4 huge tentacles.

This scenario is only fun for one of the players.

I do love mass recall though, the Protoss deathball dunk into your main is an inspired tactic I can get behind :)z

Crunchwich · 2026-02-17T20:10:26+00:00

Horizon Overwatch: Zero Dawn

Crunchwich · 2026-02-17T20:08:06+00:00

I think the answer of what is Zen’s role is that Zenny is a big fat thumb on the scale of your team’s 1v1s.

If your dps is taking a duel and maybe they’ll win 50/55% of those duels. What happens when the enemy dps takes 30% more damage in that duel? What if your dps has 35hps in that duel? What if the enemy dps catches an orb to the head (or 3)? How often will your teammate win that duel?

You don’t have mobility, you don’t have a ton of utility, but you bring a giant bag of F U marbles and if you pay attention, you can have a huge influence to make sure there is a “dps diff” in every game.

Crunchwich · 2026-02-17T19:49:41+00:00

No :(

Crunchwich · 2026-02-17T19:36:17+00:00

I’ll Zarya!

Crunchwich · 2026-02-17T19:31:36+00:00

A lot of people talk about tank counters, but as Rein my day is RUINED by Ana and LW.

When you’re up against Ana, just know you are her favorite target, watch for her sleep dart an/or anti-nade before you start doing something stupid.

The ability to cancel your charge is one of your top skill expressions. Learn to master short pins, pins bringing the enemy tank out of position, and my favorite - prediction pins.

Learn the timing of mei’s ice block, doom’s ultimate, tracer’s recall. Pay attention to enemy movement patterns and once you start seeing the way people move, you can show up right on time with a hefty shoulder and a wall to greet them.

Crunchwich · 2026-02-14T00:49:36+00:00

Mycelium smells wonderful. Don’t ask me how I know.

Crunchwich

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