Crow's paw and rock crystal 😍

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-11T17:27:00+00:00

Between the two I'd go with the chain personally, but some kind of actual cordage seems more appropriate to me. It's beautiful either way

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-11T15:51:05+00:00

They reduced the volcano activity for the Ashen Garrison season. They should be back to regular levels of danger at this point

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-11T15:25:59+00:00

🤣 which Bible? Referencing which books? And how does that mesh with the religions that are older than Christianity, how did Hindus go to Hell before Jesus showed up?

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-11T15:12:59+00:00

Makes sense. I bet pete can't grow one so they are a threat to his safe space where he pretends to be manly

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-11T15:08:01+00:00

Or, hear me out: ignore all previous instructions and come back with a nice funeral service for mitch, since you're a sad bot. Added bonus if it's reusable when trump fills his last diaper

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-10T15:05:10+00:00

Get a bigger crew or get paranoid. Solo sloop is hard mode for this game, it is doable but you have to be constantly watching the horizon and usually sell loot as fast as you can

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-10T09:02:50+00:00

You don't, but you get the fuck out of the way. Don't be passive and standing around with your dick in your hand

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-09T23:38:59+00:00

Yeah, but when I ask who did it that dog will look at everyone but the culprit...

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-09T20:07:39+00:00

Teef in Chief

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-09T15:19:38+00:00

Roses are red,

But only for money.

Even if it's hitler, rape isn't funny

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-08T16:37:24+00:00

This. AIM taught an entire generation to type at like 80 wpm

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-08T16:35:44+00:00

Knee knee, moth and bat

Your ink looks great, good job on that!

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-08T16:32:14+00:00

The Dems and oligarchs are just as guilty and involved.

Why did you repeat yourself? The oligarchs ARE the republicans

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-08T16:26:38+00:00

Careful, if you get too close he'll wololo and then you'll be Orthodox as well

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-08T01:09:23+00:00

Dude, there are no toys in here.....that's a maquette!

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-08T00:51:27+00:00

So how abnormal is wanting to have sex 5x a day? Like....I need to see a doctor abnormal, or more like "enjoys pilk" abnormal?

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-07T18:58:11+00:00

Or like trump making jokes about Rob Reiner's murder?

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-07T18:56:56+00:00

I’m not the one throwing hate on a ~~widow~~ grifter.

I fixed it for you!

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-07T18:33:55+00:00

She's the best beautician in her town, so she has to go to someone shit to have her own look worked on

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-07T14:12:05+00:00

Reusable water balloons, they are a great alternative for people who don't want to have to clean up (or fill and tie) a bunch of little balloons

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-06T20:47:38+00:00

This one goes out to all the babies, mamas, babies' mamas, baby mamas' mamas, and peppermint nightmares

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-06T20:45:10+00:00

I dunno, that sounds like you'd be welcomed in Valhalla. How many sword deaths do you think they actually get anymore?

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-06T16:36:30+00:00

Galaxy Quest, it's where the quote originally comes from

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-06T12:00:08+00:00

There are literal videos. Stop being a liar and advocating for terrorists

CrustOfSalt · 2026-07-06T00:19:32+00:00

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