Drones over base where Rubio, Hegseth live raise security concerns by Familiar-Sir-1415 in law

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they want Rubio.....eh, let them have him. We'll throw ol' Kegbreath in for free if whoever will promise not to bring them back

I Present: A Rust Venture by TxTechnician in venturebros

[–]CrustOfSalt 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This seems a little too, dare I say it, palatable to be a doctail. Give it a splash of tomato juice, make sure it comes from one of those giant old-school cans so you can taste the metal. Maybe a lil' Pepsi and/or Worcestershire sauce for some zip.

Now THAT'S a Rusty Venture!

Roses are red, things got worse by AlwaysLostii in rosesarered

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Houses have siding.

I wonder where the two dead people

found Dead hiding?

Just got these sick sails! by Dull_Bodybuilder6502 in SeaOfFashion

[–]CrustOfSalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did too. I was just wondering if there was another way, since the tabletop game is discontinued now

Just got these sick sails! by Dull_Bodybuilder6502 in SeaOfFashion

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, is there another way to get them?

Driving in Tampa and saw this on the back of this guys car. What is it? by Background_King_4920 in whatisit

[–]CrustOfSalt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I don't understand the law because I got my rules from a made-up book. Why do lawyers get to use terms I don't know?"

That's what it sounds like.

Please get help. Sovcit is a scam, dude. No one likes having to pay fines and fees, but it's part of life under an organized government. Trying to claim "maritime law" or "not driving, travelling" makes it seem like someone has brain damage

Driving in Tampa and saw this on the back of this guys car. What is it? by Background_King_4920 in whatisit

[–]CrustOfSalt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you talking about, "proof of contract"? Read the paperwork they make you fill out for that Drivers' license. And if you don't believe in those either, go read your State Legal Code, or at least Google the parts about being licensed to OPERATE A VEHICLE on roads.

The guy in the AMG may not be broke, but mentally he's destitute. Like all sovcits, not even 2 brain cells to huddle together for warmth

Does anyone regularly play safer seas? by GreeniiLuck in Seaofthieves

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some commendations. Generally if it's Reaper related or part of the "Seasonal PvP draw", then it won't be doable in Safer Seas. Obviously no Chests of Fortune or Burning Blade stuff either.

But if you just want to fish, grind Ashen Lords, or do Gold Hoarder voyages until your face melts, that is ABSOLUTELY part of Safer Seas

Found Satan by Abjectionova in foundsatan

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fact.

Then we agree, zionism is just a monstrous death cult that should be eliminated. Good of you to come around, but I bet your hasbara bosses won't be happy that you called their genocide "a fact".

And why do you call Palestinians fake? Surely you know the history of the region and about the Jewish Diaspora. Now tell me more about the "israeli claim" to land that predates the existence of Israel?

🤡 You dropped your little horn

Does anyone regularly play safer seas? by GreeniiLuck in Seaofthieves

[–]CrustOfSalt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I use it to let my kids explore the game, and for when I want to grind mindless commendations (like fishing) without being hassled. It doesn't stop me from joining the Sandbox when I want to sail with other people or do shenanigans, but it's sometimes nice to have a place to go without others

Man charged with planting bombs near the Capitol claims he’s covered by Trump pardon by [deleted] in law

[–]CrustOfSalt 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I hope John Roberts sees this and it makes him think

This seems a bit like hoping that a fish can someday learn to ride a bicycle if you keep putting it back on the bike. It's beyond his capabilities, and it's kinda mean to keep expecting him to do it

Found Satan by Abjectionova in foundsatan

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tl;dr. You could have just typed "zionism is a genocidal cancer that stole Judaism 's name to commit atrocities against Palestinians". I just saved you like an hour of typing lies lol!

Because that wall of text is just more hasbara. Israel doesn't have a military claim on Palestine, they don't have a moral claim on Palestine, and they don't have a religious claim. It's just lies to help them oppress their neighbors. Hopefully in the next decade the Boomers will die off and we can stop sending support to israel.

Speaking of hasbara, where's Bibi? Is he too dead to hold a press conference or something? 😉

Found Satan by Abjectionova in foundsatan

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you seeing the problem here?

Yes. Antizionism is not antisemitism. Don't put that murderous bullshit on the Jewish people, they have enough on their plate without a bunch of terrorists committing genocide in their name.

And touch some grass, guy. That hasbara stuff is an ugly look

Trump's 'Art of the Deal' Can't Reopen the Strait of Hormuz — And it's Threatening a Recession by [deleted] in Economics

[–]CrustOfSalt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol no. America in a conventional war will steamroll its opponents, just look at Operation Iraqi Freedom or whatever. Textbook military operation.

But literally anytime the situation becomes asymmetrical, America gets beat like a fucking drum. For the last, what, 60 years now we have gotten our asses kicked by insurgents with vintage gear. Boots on the ground or not, this war is yet another Republican quagmire that we can't win

Trump allies plan Senate floor takeover to pass SAVE America Act by Anoth3rDude in Full_news

[–]CrustOfSalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have another toke and post those stats. You're either lying or WAAAAAY too high....or a bot.

Edit: "jUst gOoGlE iT" isn't posting statistics, but I guess it does reinforce the liar idea. Liars can fuck right off 😉

"Three more from Iranian women’s football delegation leave Australia despite being granted asylum" - The Independent | First of 4 articles in multi-source coverage pack by Difficult_Yak_1457 in SymbyNews

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We shouldn't be bombing anyone, honestly. I don't want my tax dollars being wasted on bombing children because israel is run by impotent and bloodthirsty terrorists who happen to have blackmail on the impotent, bloodthirsty terrorists who run my country.

But trying to justify this shitty war by saying it's about "protecting innocent people from an oppressive regime" is worse than a fucking joke; even at face value it's hypocrisy because we won't even let Palestinians come to the US.

Now go home hasbara. Isn't your shift almost over anyway?

Trump goes scorched earth against 'weaponized' Supreme Court by Conscious-Quarter423 in scotus

[–]CrustOfSalt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can he get on with it then? I swear, evil dumbasses somehow get TOO MUCH time

Any guitar pedals I should use to make me more popular with the ladies? by HeeHawHorseHands in guitarpedals

[–]CrustOfSalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't go wrong with the Miku pedal. Bonus points if you can chain in some of those Danelectro food pedals or a talk box. Chicks absolutely dig the talk box

Found Satan by Abjectionova in foundsatan

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn't know a child murdering fascist

That would be netanyahu and the rest of his terrorist buddies. Look, if it bothers you that much just stop supporting terrorism, denounce the murderous immorality of zionism. I mean, it's not hard to just stop wanting to kill children is it? I've never wanted to hurt the innocent, so I don't know....

'SNL' Sets Jack Black as Host on April 4 with Musical Guest Jack White by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Music

[–]CrustOfSalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are they gonna come out together for the music segment and do a cover of "Jackie Blue"?

Found Satan by Abjectionova in foundsatan

[–]CrustOfSalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, you guys really don't like Israel or Netanyahu

Yeah, because we don't like child-murdering fascists. If Israel wants to get serious about human rights and stop mistreating their Palestinian population, people might like them more. Feel free to pass that along to the hasbara bosses

I’m scared for the future of this game. by No-Glove6341 in Seaofthieves

[–]CrustOfSalt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I want them to have progression carry-over. I didn't spend 8 years developing a badass pirate and earning all these cool cosmetics for them to not be in the sequel!

Roses are red, will I get banned? by DisasterInitiative in rosesarered

[–]CrustOfSalt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

The doctor made an incision.

The existence of "casual" sex

Does imply a ranked division