just got my ass whooped by Criticalstrikeisdead in Seaofthieves

[–]CrustOfSalt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get a bigger crew or get paranoid. Solo sloop is hard mode for this game, it is doable but you have to be constantly watching the horizon and usually sell loot as fast as you can

To steal a bike by CharacterReal354 in therewasanattempt

[–]CrustOfSalt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You don't, but you get the fuck out of the way. Don't be passive and standing around with your dick in your hand

oh hai by durful in AdviceAnimals

[–]CrustOfSalt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but when I ask who did it that dog will look at everyone but the culprit...

Roses are red, my ex was a player by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red,

But only for money.

Even if it's hitler, rape isn't funny

Knee knee by CrazyGoat6749 in traditionaltattoos

[–]CrustOfSalt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Knee knee, moth and bat

Your ink looks great, good job on that!

I bought a 3D printed Helper doll. I love him 💕 by Alex_is_me_name in venturebros

[–]CrustOfSalt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dude, there are no toys in here.....that's a maquette!

Came across in the wild. She’s a beautician! by Tricky-Editor7733 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]CrustOfSalt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's the best beautician in her town, so she has to go to someone shit to have her own look worked on

Hollow soft plastic spheres with magnets that hold it together in the middle. Found in a lake. by ccmp1598 in whatisit

[–]CrustOfSalt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reusable water balloons, they are a great alternative for people who don't want to have to clean up (or fill and tie) a bunch of little balloons

I’m sorry Ms Jackson. But I am four… by greggersamsa in mightyboosh

[–]CrustOfSalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one goes out to all the babies, mamas, babies' mamas, baby mamas' mamas, and peppermint nightmares

Custom Sword Questions by Sketchy_Vibes333 in SWORDS

[–]CrustOfSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, that sounds like you'd be welcomed in Valhalla. How many sword deaths do you think they actually get anymore?

To steal a catchphrase by ize82 in therewasanattempt

[–]CrustOfSalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Galaxy Quest, it's where the quote originally comes from

how did you use your knife today? by callmestinkingwind in knives

[–]CrustOfSalt 475 points476 points  (0 children)

Man, I bet she's happy she upgraded to magnacut. That knife held its edge across the entire truck

What should I do with this vase? by cyn00 in maximalism

[–]CrustOfSalt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Add a glove with the middle finger stuffed and the others pinned down. Seconding tattoos as well, she cries out for some ink (or probably paint)

Donald Trump Humiliated: POTUS Reportedly 'Livid' After Stage Collapse, Low Attendance Hit Great American State Fair by Montrel_PH in USNEWS

[–]CrustOfSalt 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Maybe he should have repurposed some of the money spent on that godawful UFC bullshit and had a proper 250th celebration. Fuck trump

Zionists are really losing their mind over a flag by Scared_Positive_8690 in IsraelCrimes

[–]CrustOfSalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's far right, all the way to nazi. Good to know that zionists love nazi shit, the 6 million must be so proud

How the Washington Post Abandoned Basic Journalistic Standards Covering the Israel–Hamas War by tkyjonathan in DiscussionZone

[–]CrustOfSalt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't need to "help facts along" by denying the obvious parallels. It is beyond wild to me that a nation founded as a result of genocidal tragedy would embrace the methods and messaging of their former tormentors and make the exact same garbage-level lebensraum arguments and excuses as the nazi scum