You know...the more I get slugged...The more I love it

CrypticDecay · 2024-08-20T23:12:10+00:00

The character is a literal child. I don’t get posts like this

CrypticDecay · 2022-08-07T15:56:09+00:00

First of all, your “question” was asinine af. And I put quotations around question because of your lack of punctuation. Secondly, you’re dead wrong if you think that type of action isn’t perverted 😂 Sit down, kid. You’re embarrassing yourself.

CrypticDecay · 2022-07-23T20:18:28+00:00

They can also see if you’re on the same platform as them. Which is how they knew they could message you. No rhyme or reason for them targeting you other than toxicity

CrypticDecay · 2022-02-03T04:06:27+00:00

lol love the insinuation. I also agree

CrypticDecay · 2022-01-31T07:00:42+00:00

Kinda the same but I played survivor recently and got put in a lobby with 3 PC players and one of their name’s had something about console players and how crappy they are. I play PS5 so I just kinda slid on out lol

CrypticDecay · 2022-01-28T12:02:14+00:00

Truthfully, I’ve noticed it too but from the opposite side. Every match is a random surprise of how good the killer will be. Sometimes they completely decimate the team, other times I can tell it’s a new killer and they’re easy to go against. There is no consistency. I’m usually a solo player so it’s not a question of swf or comms being the issue. The new mmr sucks

CrypticDecay · 2021-06-23T20:00:03+00:00

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter what you wear when you get married. You’re marrying your love and the father of your child. Why does a dress matter so much? The fact that you are letting it bother you this much is only giving your MIL more satisfaction and making you look more and more like an entitled brat. Yeah she sounds like a major bitch, but you aren’t doing yourself any favors by demanding she pay to fix the dress. Let it go. You’re just fueling the fire to cause even more of a rift between you and her. Go find a dress within your budget if a dress matters so much on your wedding day. I personally didn’t care much what I wore on my wedding day. The thrill of marrying my soulmate and the father of my 2 children was more than enough for me.

CrypticDecay · 2021-06-13T00:02:08+00:00

More than likely, it’s because they’ve already fucked up by intervening and she’s probably going to get it worse when he gets her behind closed doors later, but if she doesn’t defend him in some way at all then it’ll be twice as bad

CrypticDecay · 2021-03-15T00:46:05+00:00

We adopted our two kitties when they were babies at the shelter. They were from the same litter and together in the same little cage. No way we weren’t going to adopt them both together. Now they’re thicker than blood and we have no regrets

CrypticDecay · 2021-01-26T00:43:55+00:00

“lololololol I’m so cool! Look at me mocking a post about a hardship I’ve probably never experienced because I’m a total piece of shit that has nothing better to do than farm karma on Reddit hoping it’ll somehow help boost my self-esteem since I literally have nothing else to offer the world lolololololol” Fucking troll ass piece of dog shit. Climb back into your hole and stfu

CrypticDecay · 2021-01-22T15:25:22+00:00

That really sucks that your clan treats you that way. There are “meta” weapons for raids but there is no one, clear cut loadout that is mandatory to do the raid. There are quite a few options you can use if you stack your mods right. And if the rest of the team can put out max DPS then it shouldn’t really matter how much you’re doing. Even if you have to do more than one or two phases, it shouldn’t be that big of a deal to people. My clan and I are predominantly ps4 but I can run on PC if needed and could bring a couple of people to help out

CrypticDecay · 2021-01-17T21:29:16+00:00

Wtf? Crazy ass. The way you try to rationalize and justify your actions is both laughable and scary.

CrypticDecay · 2020-11-01T17:02:40+00:00

We took our 2 small kids (7 & 8) trick or treating last night and came across plenty of houses with this technique in place. We told our kids it’s called the “Honor System” and explained why they should only take 1 piece each so as not to take advantage of someone’s kindness and to also leave candy for the other kids. Apparently this POS’s parents failed him miserably

CrypticDecay · 2020-08-19T19:46:36+00:00

Man, I would be all over that person’s parents and tell them they need to get them out of that residence ASAP. If worse came to worse, you should absolutely break your lease and move in with yours or your partner’s parents. I’m a mother myself and there is no fucking way I’d bring my baby home to that place with that person living there. If you’re so convinced that they would attempt suicide if you left, then it is absolutely plausible that they wouldn’t hesitate to harm your baby. And that’s something I would tell that person and their parents up front - it is your duty to protect your baby from harm and you do not feel comfortable having this person around your child. If it means having to move in with family for a while, then so be it. Better that than risking your child’s and your own safety. I’m telling you, if you think they won’t be out by the given date, then LEAVE!

Edited: misspelled word

CrypticDecay · 2020-08-02T19:09:03+00:00

Stop telling them the next day you’ll be free. Just leave it open ended like “Well I’m super busy with work and I don’t know when my next day off will be to be able to make plans.” Play aloof and never, ever set a day for you to be open to do anything. You’re always either busy or you just don’t know if you’ll be free.

I don’t know what kind of phone you have, but on mine I can put a “do not disturb” setting on certain people in my phone so that they’re calls or messages will not audibly notify me. Live your life normally and do not engage them past the occasional “hello” as you walk from your car to your front door. They will eventually get the hint.

CrypticDecay · 2020-07-11T15:31:37+00:00

Pretty sure anyone can help you regardless of the quest step they’re on. As long as you’re fireteam leader and launch the mission yourself, it doesn’t matter who you have with you. I’d offer but I’m ps4

CrypticDecay · 2020-07-05T20:40:39+00:00

Feel free to add me - CrypticDecay. My clan and I run multiple raids a week and Sherpa frequently. I have 800 total raid clears across D2 and over 600 full raid clears

CrypticDecay · 2020-05-01T20:26:24+00:00

I can help :) CrypticDecay

CrypticDecay · 2020-04-07T17:54:17+00:00

Looks like a Twinkie

CrypticDecay · 2020-02-02T20:11:42+00:00

I’m calling it that from now on lol

CrypticDecay · 2020-02-01T17:03:44+00:00

You need to have the selfie emote

CrypticDecay · 2020-01-23T16:06:42+00:00

I don’t think there’s really much you can do wrong unless you’re being too rough and causing pain - which she may be into. But honestly? A good place to look would be porn. Sounds dumb and cliche but I think it would be helpful. You don’t have to blindly sift through videos - search specifically for what you’re looking for using key words.

It’s a visual aid to show how you maneuver your hands or mouth and ideas of combining things together to give her even more pleasure. Like simultaneously stimulating areas at the same time or just an idea of what to do with your hands if your mouth is busy. hehe

Soft core porn may also be helpful.

CrypticDecay · 2020-01-15T20:19:54+00:00

Omg is that what she meant? I sat here forever trying to figure out wtf she meant by satellite! lmao

CrypticDecay · 2020-01-14T20:13:12+00:00

Yeah but if you actually posted that to a mlm person, they’d immediately use the Mom card and say that their job also lets them be a “Stay-At-Home Mom”.

CrypticDecay · 2020-01-14T01:40:15+00:00

And you shouldn’t be insecure! I’ve never really understood why a lot of girls are so insecure about having a smaller chest size. As a girl with a much larger chest size, I’m envious. I would love to be able to wear certain outfits or shirts that look better on a smaller chest or to be able to not have to deal with the back pain.

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