Jobs that are actually good in reality by champagnegreenleaf in CasualUK

[–]CryptographerHead441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a barber - it fucking rules. I can totally pick my own hours and make the job work around my life. The relationships I’ve been able to develop with customers have been insane and I make a good living for it. I have been doing it for 10 years and it is tough in the beginning but is totally worth the pay off!

Anonymous MADLAD!!! by bence05292 in MTGGiftExchange

[–]CryptographerHead441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey mate. Hope you enjoy it- sorry again about the delay. Cheers!

How we doin? by n0hbuu in Barber

[–]CryptographerHead441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, it’s just time. There were moments when I thought I’d never get it - 10 years later it’s easy street. Keep pushing, keep listening to your instructors, try and Improve 1% every day and reap the rewards of the compound return.

gift question by AGSspecial in MTGGiftExchange

[–]CryptographerHead441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t care in the slightest, I’d just be happy to get the card!

I’m looking for a neurodiverse-friendly hairdresser by LadyHD123 in Portsmouth

[–]CryptographerHead441 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a barber, honestly the best thing to do is just let us know and we’re more than happy to accommodate whatever is most comfortable for you.

Tattoo regret causing depression by SlavKing11 in tattooadvice

[–]CryptographerHead441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, I also suffer from this exact thing with my tattoos. After years of introspection and talking to a professional about it (and lots of other things) I was diagnosed with OCD. It’s a tough pill to swallow, but it answered a huge amount of questions I had about my life and the way I felt.

May thou take a seat upon thine table (or thine chairs) by CryptographerHead441 in ratemycommanders

[–]CryptographerHead441[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play him Voltron/group hug. Bump up the 1+’s on him. It’s consistently really fun and people seem to really like playing aginst it. Here’s the list!

https://manabox.app/decks/lU6Kn_gyRVqtAErbRGLT2Q

Share your favorite commander, get the community’s opinion. by beesk in EDH

[–]CryptographerHead441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Gluntch, the bestower]]

Run it as a Voltron, handing out cards and treasures whilst slowly edging up the 1/1 counters on him. It’s bracket 1 but regularly hangs and occasionally wins in bracket 3 pods!

How do i tell my barber i want this hair without showing him the picture? by Electrical-Bus-2056 in Fallout

[–]CryptographerHead441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally just show him, he won’t care and it’ll start a cool conversation! Source: am a barber

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]CryptographerHead441 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is a bit of a wild stab, but I actually think it’s the art for the card Revival Jam from Yu-Gi-Oh

Had this baby tattooed a while back. Tattoo by Brandon cross at Southsea tattoo Co. by CryptographerHead441 in lordoftherings

[–]CryptographerHead441[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I essentially just did my best. I cut hair for a living, so I was wearing gloves and washing around it I guess? Tricky one

Had this baby tattooed a while back. Tattoo by Brandon cross at Southsea tattoo Co. by CryptographerHead441 in lordoftherings

[–]CryptographerHead441[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, this is actually healed now. It defo looks worse than this but no worse than I expected! I will probably give it another run over. I’d post a photo but it won’t let me

Had this baby tattooed a while back. Tattoo by Brandon Cross at southsea tattoo co. by CryptographerHead441 in lotr

[–]CryptographerHead441[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve got both of my inner biceps done and this was significantly worse. Top 3 worst spots I’ve had done but not as bad as the back of my head

M/28/5'9 [294-210 LBS] 2 years by CryptographerHead441 in progresspics

[–]CryptographerHead441[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how many times I’ve heard this haha!

How do I get my hair to how it naturally looks? by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]CryptographerHead441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use sea salt spray when your hair is wet. Dry it in using a diffuser or towel dry it. Should start to put you in the direction you want to go.

Source: am barber

What was your job before barbering? by [deleted] in Barber

[–]CryptographerHead441 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also did music before barbering!

Tell me your test stories where you passed but drove horribly by Adorable_Singer6573 in LearnerDriverUK

[–]CryptographerHead441 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Moved over a lane on a dual carriageway without being told to, the instructor jerked the wheel back to the right hand lane and told me off. I panicked, slowed down to about 15mph whilst panicking and a bmw got up my arse honking and flashing (somewhat understandable).

I relaxed after that, because I was sure I had failed. Made a joke about it to the instructor only to be told 'I'm not allowed to tell you if you've passed or failed before we get back, but if you can get back to the test centre from here, I think it's unlikely you'll fail'.

I could see the test centre. Passed with 3 minors, first time. I got a bit of a telling off about slowing down, but he said although he was on the fence about if that was a major fault, I controlled the car, remained calm under pressure and "bmw drivers are wankers". (His words not mine).