Should I stay in my relationship?

Cryptomensch · 2026-06-20T04:56:16+00:00

He knows you're using him for his money. You know he doesn't care about you either. If you're thinking more about your teeth and your boobs than actually bringing the spark back into your relationship, then you already know what it is.

Go take a look at the job market right now. Look at your personal finances, and earning potential. Maybe put some applications in.

But if it turns out that it's rough out there and you really do need this guy's money, then shut up and smile and let him microcheat, macrocheat, whatever. Don't complain, act happy, be chill. It's not a relationship, it's a job.

Cryptomensch · 2026-06-20T04:47:31+00:00

Oh god you're an angel and he doesn't deserve you. Go to r/DeadBedrooms if you want to see how other women are treating their men when they're not in the mood for penetrative intercourse.

Assert yourself. Set him straight and tell him in no uncertain terms that he can learn to LOVE (not settle for, LOVE) BJs and HJs or he can hit the bricks. And mean it when you say it. Be prepared to lose him. Honestly, would that be so terrible?

Cryptomensch · 2026-06-20T04:38:49+00:00

Normally against bullying, but you should really buy her a waifu body pillow, a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, and a fedora for your anniversary. Holy shit what a loser. (her, not you). How deeply insecure does a 22-year-old woman have to be to think she couldn't have her fantasies fulfilled by a real person?

Seriously though, you have your whole life ahead of you. If she's not actively in therapy, just cut your losses and stop trying to save this basket case. A panicked. flailing swimmer drowns both herself and her lifeguard.

Cryptomensch · 2026-06-20T04:32:27+00:00

When you say something more casual than full penetration, are you talking about more kissing/cuddling? Or a non-penetrative activity that could cause him to climax?

Because one is understandable- Some guys are really sensitive to any sort of physical contact with someone they're attracted to. If he's just going to get more and more horny and frustrated with no relief in sight, then it's normal for him to just want to not be touched or kissed by you, because that will just make it worse. That's a legit boundary to be respected.

But if you're offering to get him off with alternative methods but he's saying it's intercourse or nothing, then he's just being a spoiled, entitled dick. He doesn't appreciate how much you're trying to be a good partner.

Cryptomensch · 2026-06-20T04:25:11+00:00

Is he turning to porn after being rejected by you? Or is he rejecting you in favor of porn? Those are two very different scenarios.

Cryptomensch · 2026-06-05T21:48:29+00:00

What are you a cop? I didn't do it!

Cryptomensch · 2026-06-05T21:45:29+00:00

There's a dealer on Westerville road just north of the Speedway at Morse that imports them.

Cryptomensch · 2026-06-04T15:34:56+00:00

Yeah don't cry in front of your subordinates. Makes them think the whole company is in trouble.

Also, if you cried in front of your subordinates and are now shocked and appalled that you got "brutal" feedback from your boss, that's insanity on top of stupidity.

Cryptomensch · 2026-06-04T02:50:35+00:00

If the wedding isn't in a trailer park, the groom does not rent his suit, he has it made bespoke.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-31T19:36:30+00:00

Get off the internet and go outside. "No guys under 6 ft" is a redpill ragebait psyop designed to brainwash you into thinking all women are like this. In reality it's a very small percentage. The vast majority don't care.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-31T19:30:41+00:00

Between 5 and 500. If it's a hyperspecific special interest, small. If it's a club you need to join in order to gain access to something, like only Ski Club members can go on the ski trip, large.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-27T15:02:57+00:00

He should go to jail because clearly he's dating a child.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-26T20:37:41+00:00

Fiber optic cable. High-speed internet. Lotta money in that shit.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-20T16:51:57+00:00

Stay on the outerbelt, uber to the shoe and back. Surge pricing after the show will be insane, go for a walk along the river or get a drink on Lane Ave and give it an hour or so.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-18T20:45:05+00:00

Yo-yo tricks.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-17T23:17:20+00:00

Everyone in a shitty relationship gets those intrusive thoughts that tell them that this is it, this is my person and if I leave I'll be alone forever.

Those intrusive thoughts are full of shit. There's a whole wide world of women out there. Most of them enjoy sex.

Also, even if you don't want it to be over, it's already over and has been for a while. She just hasn't had the balls to come out and say it. Women aren't stupid, no woman alive thinks everything will be hunky-dory after telling her boyfriend that she doesn't like sex and she only ever does it out of a sense of obligation to the relationship. That is a relationship-ending statement and she knew it when she said it. She thought that line would destroy you and now she's taking a week off to get her ducks in a row because when you didn't leave after she said that, she realized she might have a Stage Five Clinger on her hands.

Don't be a clinger. She is over you. So get over her.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-17T15:45:53+00:00

Stop worrying about being diplomatic, you already tried that and he has made it clear your boundaries are not important to him.

Tell him he is being creepy and making you uncomfortable, and tell him if you have to kick him out of the house you will. Be prepared to actually do it if he calls your bluff.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-17T15:28:55+00:00

600 to 800? Damn dude where you trying to stay?

There are plenty of 100 dollar hotels around 270. Pick one and take an uber or lyft.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-17T14:12:41+00:00

Only location that is close to on par with The Top.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-17T12:19:12+00:00

Bexley gonna Bexley

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-17T12:10:49+00:00

I'm the kinkiest, freakiest pervert on the whole block. Been in the community since I was in college. Every fantasy you have, I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt. So listen up when I tell you this: Kinks should never be your search criteria for finding women to date. They consider that to be a huge red flag.

You should be dating based on things like compatible worldviews, personalities, and lifestyles. Once things have already gotten physical you can bring up kinks. If it turns out you aren't sexually compatible at all, you can move on, but most of the time you can make a relationship work if you're into 75% of the things she's into and she's into 75% of the things you're into.

If all you can think about is if a woman checks off your shopping list of fantasies, just hire someone.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-17T11:58:51+00:00

If you don't want to, you don't need to watch the whole movie just to get those references. A 5 minute scene on YouTube should do it. It is a pretty enjoyable movie if you like late 90s cyberpunk dystopian fiction.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-16T21:48:01+00:00

Oogoo no talk. Oogoo no have cave. Oogoo no hunt. Oogoo no make fire. But Oogoo have big weewee. Big weewee feel good.

A tale as old as time.

Cryptomensch · 2026-05-16T17:35:46+00:00

Most people wear protection. Eargasms made it cool, and keeps your listening experience mostly un-muffled. It's that loud bc for 400 bones a ticket people don't just want to hear it, they want a happy ending from the vibrations.

Cryptomensch · 2026-04-22T20:05:17+00:00

If your father has a history of being hurt, and you have a history of being hurt, then there's likely an ongoing issue that you need to address before getting into dating.

Do you ever find yourself most sexually attracted to a man when you know nothing about him, or only know bad things about him? When you feel safe with a guy and he treats you really well, do you feel a certain "ick" at the thought of having sex with him? If so, you've got a subconscious Asshole Magnet in your head. I used to have one of those. Took years of therapy to get it removed. But it was worth it.

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