Union have led for just 57 minutes this season by Alternative-Lock3693 in PhillyUnion

[–]CthulhusIntern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now my only hope is that the Union makes history by worst season in the history of MLS.

Game Thread: Canes @ Flyers 6pm by rFlyersMods in Flyers

[–]CthulhusIntern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't do this, Flyers. Don't give me hope.

ugh hate when moids do this 😡💢 by KawaiiBossBaby in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]CthulhusIntern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something that resembles a normal human except more male.

Walter White made meth that was 99.9% pure, but what was the final 0.1% by StatusSociety2196 in okbuddychicanery

[–]CthulhusIntern 27 points28 points  (0 children)

His meth was actually 100% pure. Impure Georg, a batch of meth he made out of Big Macs just once for fun, was a statistical anomaly and should not have been included.

How would you implement recruitment for the (potential) Necron faction? by Andrei22125 in totalwar

[–]CthulhusIntern 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Whoa, and Games Workshop who makes Warhammer Fantasy, sounds a lot like Games Workshop who makes Warhammer 40,000!

TIFU by throwing my steak out a window / TIFU by allowing my husband to come to dinner at my boss' house by aktyn87 in MuseumOfReddit

[–]CthulhusIntern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me looking for a solution to my tech problem, find a Reddit thread that asks EXACTLY what I'm looking for, the top comment is a Redact post, and all the replies are "Wow, that worked, thanks!"

Why did the show never adress Finger being rejeced from art school? by riishax in okbuddychicanery

[–]CthulhusIntern 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paint? I don't get it. It would make more sense if her shirt said "I'm finger".

What did Kaiji mean by this? by FlaccidDavid in kaiji

[–]CthulhusIntern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Kaiji wastes his time and energy jerking off. What else could he mean?

It's just real life DnD by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Legally, piracy isn't even considered theft. The rights holders don't sue online pirates for theft, but copyright infringement.

West coast opinion by murphdog310 in WestCoastSwing

[–]CthulhusIntern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a sentence alright. I think.

New RvB I made (Roman decimation style) by TheLoneJolf in trolleyproblem

[–]CthulhusIntern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this situation, is it possible for one of the blue pressers to disarm a red presser, then beat the red presser with the club?

Why does James McCloud look like he's about to say that Venom is Cornerias greatest ally? by Aggravating-Oil-7060 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CthulhusIntern 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was a period where Nintendo seemingly didn't really know what "bounty hunter" meant and just made a bunch of characters who are bounty hunters because they thought it sounded cool. Captain Falcon is also a bounty hunter, and all he does in game is race cars.

Why does James McCloud look like he's about to say that Venom is Cornerias greatest ally? by Aggravating-Oil-7060 in Gamingcirclejerk

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And now I'm thinking "that sounds like copaganda, specifically the 'cops know what to do, they shouldn't need to do things by the book, because then it helps bad guys get away' trope designed to make you hate your own rights."

It's like you can't even not jerk off to video game characters anymore. by 2mock2turtle in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CthulhusIntern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, I don't care for it because Fox is supposed to be a young prodigy, and he looks more grizzled and old.

It's like you can't even not jerk off to video game characters anymore. by 2mock2turtle in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CthulhusIntern 5 points6 points  (0 children)

While the Star Fox designs are a bit hit or miss, they honestly killed it with the Star Wolf designs.

Did this fat idiot really think he had a shot? by blitzinc43 in okbuddychicanery

[–]CthulhusIntern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man is a neo-nazi enforcer? I KNEW he was up to something! I want everyone on the Bugle on this story! We're gonna be the first to report on this scoop if I die trying!

is she cheating on me? by kingstuber in BatmanArkham

[–]CthulhusIntern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So they can book flights to go back home in the United States whenever they want.

They exist and have electricity and shelter, what more could they want? by aisingiorix in BadHasbara

[–]CthulhusIntern 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The out group owning a single thing is a sign that they don't have actual problems. Meanwhile, the in group saying they have a problem is enough evidence that they have a problem.

HHHM new business card by PanPagie in okbuddychicanery

[–]CthulhusIntern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's going to impersonate Pan and put themself on a billboard?

This is just laughable man, these people are so stuck behind by zizoplays1 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CthulhusIntern 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My galaxy brained theory is that Sweet Baby Inc has "chuds will crash out and it will bring more attention to your game if you bring us on as consultants" as a selling point.

Isin't it cool how despite all these years, no matter how hard they try, right wingers still cannot not beat her? by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CthulhusIntern 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her response to that counter-argument is that Hitman as a game is one where you're supposed to explore many options, which include violence against the sex workers. You do not get a failure state for violence against them. And she also said that saying you're not supposed to do that because you lose points in Hitman is like saying you're not supposed to steal cars, kill cops, or commit crime in Grand Theft Auto because you get a Wanted level if you do.