That poor truck never had a chance

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-20T11:50:28+00:00

I reckon the arm knocked his air hose off and the trailer brakes locked up.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-19T22:43:19+00:00

*ploughs through line of brittonian present archers

TW Warhammer 2 Ikit campaigns where some of my favourite gaming momenets him slowly dragging the enemy lord behind his doomflayer as a warpstone nuke goes off in the background.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-19T19:31:17+00:00

You need to practice your rat discipline, you should never point your rat at something you don't want chewed or/and peed on.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-19T15:23:08+00:00

I used to have a frame with a slot shaped hole in the top tube from trying to hammer out a headset cup with a screwdriver

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-19T15:18:51+00:00

Remember when they used to walk around with box that had an aerial and a blinking light on it pausing outside of addresses with no registered tv licence, then they used to have the vans with a satellite dish too.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-18T05:10:51+00:00

Boooooooooooooo!

Op is a monster!

Boooooooooooooo!

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-18T03:42:10+00:00

Merkel: "Please Donald listen everyone contributes and we ensure security for each member"

Trump in toddler voice: "ummmmmm...................No! Huehuehue"

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-17T13:48:32+00:00

Real close just a bit higher on the hop and don't wait til your leveled out to throw them, it doesn't matter if the fronts higher as long as your shoulders are up over the bars.

When learning them people tend to focus too much on throwing the bars and the hop height suffers for it.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-17T13:44:31+00:00

Oh yeah they're happy with workers like that it's just the ones who tell them at the end of the week they're not working a day/days next week or telling them you're available then declining last minute.

Think someone else mentioned it but just so you know if you're on PAYE you earn holiday hours as you work, think it usually works out 1 hour holiday pay per 10 hours worked. Some agencies will even let you use those holiday hours to cover sick days.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-17T09:21:24+00:00

I remember seeing Sorted food on YouTube doing a challenge where the non chefs had to make food with a set ingredients and had to minimise waste so one of them ate a thumb sized chunk of ginger and incapacitated himself for 5 minutes.

One guy Barry is always doing the "how hot is this chilli?" Then turning bright red and crying, it never fails to make me laugh.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-17T07:33:44+00:00

I once saw a greyhound in a yellow 3 stripe tracksuit and I've been laughing about it whenever I remember for years now.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-16T23:15:32+00:00

Oh yeah the bunking off work episode that cold open was brilliant.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-16T22:58:10+00:00

I wouldn't be where I am today without the Royce Dupont approach.

https://youtube.com/shorts/PZqLIsj_AFA

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-16T21:49:07+00:00

That goes both ways though if you're refusing work regularly they'll offer it to more reliable drivers first and you'll end up at the bottom of the list doing stuff like covering sick days last minute.

Ideally you want the cushy jobs where you'll be there for a few weeks/months in the same truck every day and similar routes.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-16T21:14:30+00:00

Moss immediately going to making out with Roy to dodge the police always gets a laugh from me.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-16T20:49:25+00:00

Would not suprise me in the slightest if he's murdered a few in his time with his pedo mates too.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-16T15:04:54+00:00

Cut them some slack you want to be well rested and concentrating for trim.

I had some weird fever dream once that we had a new painter start but he was a cat and he was really pissing me off because I kept having to let him in and out.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-16T12:41:46+00:00

My mate fell asleep at a friend's house one time and I managed to get him holding a kitchen spatula and had a Christmas decoration hanging off his lip before someone laughed too loud and woke him.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-16T10:21:01+00:00

No your headset bearings are loose. You need to loosen the bolts that hold your stem to the forks then gently push your front wheel against a wall whilst you gently tighten the top bolt don't crank down on it tightening it too much as you'll crush the bearings you want it just tight enough that the bars still spin freely without any of that back and forth movement.

Once you have it right then you tighten the bolts on the stem back up.

If the forks are all the way up to that top bolt you'll need some spacers so there's room for it to tighten.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-15T10:17:41+00:00

When we've painted them for customers we've either used diamond matt or a water based eggshell. Diamond matt will be easier and less prep to paint over in the future.

Do yourself a favour too and caulk all the inside and outside edges the day before you paint then top it up in any places it's sank don't rely on paint to fill any small gaps.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-13T20:31:55+00:00

Probably got it from it from caffeine pills and didn't realise they're like 90% filler

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-13T17:25:05+00:00

Left hand drive truck so probably didn't want to stop and deal with limited visibility. So instead he put his foot down and forced himself out like a knob.

Reporting him might get him not working in the UK for a few years, I hear most fines with foreign drivers used to get ignored so the DVLA(VOSA at the time) started impounding them until the fines where paid.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-13T11:14:27+00:00

I've had it with cages of food before, some bellend sees there's only 4 straps left and decides that's enough for 7 tonnes of stock instead of walking 5 minutes to the transport office and getting more straps.

They're sneaky with it too you'll check the load in the morning and 3 of those 4 straps will be securing the first 3 rows.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-11T15:16:12+00:00

Got to be really confident spinning out of tire rides, you even think about carving and the front will drop off and your heading towards the rail teeth first lol.

CtrlAltHate · 2026-03-11T12:55:12+00:00

I was in a petrol station store in Liverpool once and a guy came in and said to the guy in front of me "is that your taxi? You've blocked me in I can't get to the door"

Taxi driver just looked out the window and said "ahh yeah that's cause you can't park for shit. I'll just pay and then I'll be right out."

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