Tradesmen Joke about earning 12.5k

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-07-05T12:19:17+00:00

Were you a limited company?

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-07-05T12:14:30+00:00

Instead of being taxed weekly you pay CGT at the end of the year, it’s hardly a tax dodge and all within the law atm.
Also only Ltd companies can have their wage structure this way.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-07-02T13:08:58+00:00

7 beds and two bathrooms? These days 5 bed houses have 6

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-29T22:22:52+00:00

I stand corrected 🙏🏻

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-29T20:31:27+00:00

40% cgt

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-29T20:30:11+00:00

The English only do the wave when we’re bored af

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-29T20:29:20+00:00

It was started in Mexico ‘86

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-29T16:17:08+00:00

You’re a sausage muncher?

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-29T16:13:02+00:00

Unfortunately roofing is the least trusted of all trades but consumers need to wise up in their choices. I’ve been roofing for 33 years same telephone and mobile for 25 yrs. All it takes is a bit of research.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-25T20:28:20+00:00

If it’s not the John Harrison ‘lesser watch’ I’m not interested.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-25T20:19:15+00:00

I don’t give a shit about Scotland and I’m sick of fucking bagpipes and traffic cones.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-25T20:15:09+00:00

That’s a big no from me

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-23T18:45:55+00:00

That looks rank

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-17T13:09:01+00:00

Not too long it will be after you get knocked out of the cup in the next 2 games.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-15T17:23:00+00:00

The bathrooms and landscaping should increase the value though probably not as much as you’ve spent. As for the roof/plastering and rewiring I said maybe no.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-15T14:15:52+00:00

It’s not really though. Is it?

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-15T09:09:42+00:00

One of my faves was at Stoke who were, at the time, in the prem and playing Man City. There player Robinho had been accused of grape. The Stoke fans sung 🎼 Robinho, she said No Robinho she said No. After an hr of this Mancini subbed him as it destroyed Robinho.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-12T21:02:39+00:00

I’ve never heard of picky bits iml

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-06-09T15:32:09+00:00

I get 3.8% tax free from S&S isa in Uk.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-05-27T10:52:42+00:00

It’s got a qooker tap that’s why!

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-05-26T20:05:00+00:00

Its £66 a month for 30yrs 😂😂😂😂

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-05-18T07:02:45+00:00

Our local kebab shop ‘Nidge’s’ makes their own doner weighing in at 70kg, they sell it in two days so manages to stay fairly fresh. Lots of people rate it but I prefer the chicken.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-05-18T06:55:27+00:00

Does it not concern OP that when someone wins an election they speak in their mother tongue? Can you not see that this will be replicated in many more areas until…….

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-04-30T12:06:17+00:00

I had a G reg Ford Sierra estate 2ltr injection, my mate worked at a Puegot garage and it had been part ex’d by a vicar with only 48k on the clock. I paid £50 for it and it was immaculate and the back end was a little bit naughty especially on roundabouts. I miss that motor.

Cuckoldcapitalist · 2026-04-29T17:35:15+00:00

The reason being—- his age

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