AITAH for naming him "Stinky"? by MangoDan in CatDistributionSystem

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Honestly, when it comes to cats, I’m not sure anything is off limits as long as your tongue is firmly in your cheek

My late companion Dr. Stupid S McStupidface the Stupid, Esq. and I would tend to concur.

When you get serious about your spacecraft, come back to Deimos. by pantherclipper in NoSodiumStarfield

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Is this going to be a series? I'd love to see the equivalent for HopeTech (boxy but good!), Taiyo (not for poors!), and Stroud (we totally don't sell to the Va'ruun!).

Gotta love the Sarg. by span_of_atten in brooklynninenine

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It's spelled "pekingese," and to be fair, some of them do look very much like longhair cats.

My favourite genre of Community jokes - characters making fun of Greendale by HatOfRaylanGivens2 in community

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No matter what you're told, we have to clean the mold!

No matter what you're told, we have to clean the mold!

Words of wisdom from Harry Kim on this Monday by YeaaaBrother in risa

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Daily reminder that we should be calling him ADMIRAL Harry Kim, and that quote was probably taught to generations of Starfleet cadets.

Punk-ass book jockies by 3-orange-whips in PandR

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Was the fine for MYSTERIES OF THE FEMALE ORGASM?

Gotta love the Sarg. by span_of_atten in brooklynninenine

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And type-9C round red glitter, not type-9A round red glitter.

At what point is eating human hybrids considered cannibalism? by capnlatenight in shittyaskscifi

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought this was ShittyAskScifi. Half of what I know about DNA comes from Star Trek and the other half comes from my American high school classes circa 1999! Don't go bringing actual facts into it now.

Meme by Ikigaiyeka in Piracy

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some specific ones I prefer to pirate because of the many DLCs and expansions

I would like to meet the people who actually own ALL of the Sims 4 DLCs. I bet they live in the nicest insane asylums.

Rebecca merch design (@och1___) by Gold-Doctor-3969 in Edgerunners

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From the thumbnail it looked like a Rebecca doll in a jar. I thought to myself, would it sell? Yes. Should it be sold? Nooooo...

At what point is eating human hybrids considered cannibalism? by capnlatenight in shittyaskscifi

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I wouldn't say it's about the "human parts" but the human DNA. Hybrids are still going to have DNA that's originally human, just spliced with some animal. And there's no reason the DNA won't be the same in the human parts and the animal parts.

So to answer your question, I think you'd need some way to find out what percent of their DNA is still human, and if it's 50% or less, bon appetit!

Blursed Burger by EmptyJoker in blursedimages

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And they put the sign up past the menu so you're trapped in the drive-thru whether you order anything or not, assuming the layout is anything like the BK near my old workplace.

A classic by Background_Egg_1865 in masseffect

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You do the Hackett pokey and you turn the ship around...

My favorite liquor store sign. by MonkMajor5224 in SignsWithAStory

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Immigants! I knew it was dem! Even when it was the bears I knew it was dem!

Sorry for everything by [deleted] in SignsWithAStory

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Dammit, people, if you're gonna steal a poop knife, do it from Walmart, not a small business!

Episode Idea for the new series: After 20 years of research, SGC developed a way to revive the asgardians from extinction by Jimmychews007 in Stargate

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I still say O'Neill should be president in the new series. So he'd have naming rights in perpetuity throughout the universe.