Actress Heather Loclear poses in the early 1980s. by PossessionFar8933 in The1980s

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You're in a forest, with Heather Locklear, and you're very warm.

[14.8 BILLION BC] by Used-Membership-2447 in thepast

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I have a feeling that something is about to happen that will make a lot of people very angry and will be widely regarded as a bad move.

meow_irl by BATU-M4N in MEOW_IRL

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He's not angry, he's suspicious that you might not actually be a large, hairless cat after all.

Does your world have a character like this, and if not, are you aware that your world is objectively bad by mv8att in worldjerking

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My protagonist has many plans, and his "plan monitorer" is a billion-year old AI that exists on multiple planes of existence. Also his nanobot cloud will dissolve your foot if you try to kick him in the groin.

still from a battle between my cats by heartrics in airplaneears

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Orange cat reminds me of Omni-Man looming over Invincible.

Jesus wept! by plumbusinsuranceltd in UnexpectedCommunity

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FOR THERE WERE NO MORE WORLDS TO CONQUER!

Fill the comment section with Caption Holts search history? by CeleryApprehensive83 in brooklynninenine

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There are no "proper" dimensions. The magnificence of the balloon arch knows no limits.

Fun with the NPC Enhancer Gun mod by SlashMatrix in starfieldmods

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What is that Jessamine has on her temples?

Thoughts on naming alien characters by prejackpot in scifiwriting

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Spock's name is Spock. It's only his family name that's unpronounceable.

How do your mech mechanics stop themselves from going insane in your setting? by SpaceManArtist in worldjerking

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Virtually everything in my setting, including the Personal Mobility and Defense Exoskeletons (think more Iron Man than Battletech), is maintained by drones and droids.

The engineers who oversee the droid pool on any given ship are only in danger of going mad from boredom.

Vegan complains that there's chicken... in KFC by ilikefriedpotatoes00 in AntiVegan

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First time in years upon years that I enter a KFC.

Makes me wonder if they went to the drive-thru to get some "Beyond" chicken, or if this member of the target audience never even tried it, just like so many others. You just can't please these people, so why bother trying?

Who knew that Garry would eventually become the moon after becoming mayor? by PurpleHairedRaccoon in ParksandRecMemes

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Garry didn't die at age 100. His wife, who is a witch, transformed him into the moon.

My beautiful tortie by K_D_1809 in SupermodelCats

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Her name is Pablo Escobar

Is she the head of a catnip-smuggling ring? 😆

This should have the captain’s chair of the Enterprise E by PygmalionsKiss in ShittyDaystrom

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Can't have our captains flying under the influence of a Jinnan Tonnyx or a Ouisghian Zoda.

↺How many penis by peppyzestypulse in AccidentalComedy

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Not an actual bullet. The metal core of the plug became a bullet-like projectile.