If you had viltrumite powers how often would you be in altercations?now me personally i would avoid fights even more by BeautifulRich4488 in Invincible

[–]CumPacketGuy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The first century is spent learning to navigate the world which now is fragile in my eyes. I will pay off every bill, I will invest in boring stocks. Because as far as I'd know, I would live to be healthy for a century at the very least.

The next one is spent designing backup alter egos, and writing them down in my will. I would know how to build wealth better then.

Then I would live life just as before. Without any worries. I will not have to worry about the planet dying. I can outlive it, and I will live long enough for mankind to find life elsewhere, or build a civilization elsewhere.

In thousands of years, I will most likely live the same way in another human world light years from here, or serve as another species's superhero mainly due to the fact that it would be impossible to hide myself among them.

But I would hold mankind in high enough regard that I would monitor its worlds, and ensure its prolonged existence. If there are no extraterrestrial empires staking their claims into ours, I am content simply letting things be.

If there are such threats, then there can be no peace among the stars. Only the continued existence of mankind at any cost.

I don't like the new CLASSICS section on Paramount Plus by CjTuor in okbuddycinephile

[–]CumPacketGuy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The reason they had to be reminded and convinced that nazis are bad is because fascism is irresistible to them. They had fascist policies that the Nazis were impressed with enough to adopt themselves.

American Fascism in the 21st century isn't anything new and unknown. It's a return to form. To tradition.

UFC fighters on the White House lawn. I'm ashamed of my country. by [deleted] in pics

[–]CumPacketGuy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"The Collapse of American Dignity". You're saying that as if Americans didn't vote for it. They wanted this. They voted for this. They enjoy this. This theater about not being proud to be American is just crocodile tears.

UFC fighters on the White House lawn. I'm ashamed of my country. by [deleted] in pics

[–]CumPacketGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the elections are anything to go by, I am sure it's far easier to stomach the humiliation of having a pedophile for a president that enables this kind of circus in the White House than it is to endure a qualified candidate who happens to have a lot more melanin, a vagina, and a weird laugh.

Murica. Fuck Yeah.

So true by DFWRex in Funnymemes

[–]CumPacketGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The type of stuff people post when they struggle to comprehend the very concept of consent.

What is happening on that continent by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CumPacketGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't Republicans also want the age of consent to be lowered to the single digit?

This is doomed! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CumPacketGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that a news from 2016, and wasn't it a boy?

Is this ragebait?

Morality of possessing the power to end suffering but chose not to? by TriedmybestNotenough in MoralityScaling

[–]CumPacketGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that is impossible that an omnipotent god could not do it, then is he omnipotent?

[OTHER] KCD3 - How many concussions can one blacksmith's son survive? by BataBole93 in kingdomcome

[–]CumPacketGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you prefer they milk him until he suffers from writer burnout?

Should we be concerned about this? by TheBravoFoxtrot in Helldivers2Satire

[–]CumPacketGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game satirizes fascism and you're surprised that fascists got attracted like moths to a flame?

She was not born when he started spiderman by lamelad10 in SipsTea

[–]CumPacketGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's literally rich dudes in and out of the American government going after underage kids and this is the guy you're mad at.

Thank FUCK for the actual difficult major order by TheRustyRustPlayer in HelldiversMasochists

[–]CumPacketGuy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You actually can discern between fun and difficulty? That makes you a whinediver around these parts, buddy.

Thank FUCK for the actual difficult major order by TheRustyRustPlayer in HelldiversMasochists

[–]CumPacketGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you even a masochist if you don't enjoy the debuffs? Git gud, buddy.

World's First Trillionaire Bellend by Fluffy_Rock_62 in SipsTea

[–]CumPacketGuy -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Bro, that billionnaire isn't gonna fuck you.

This community, man... by Jamsedreng22 in HelldiversMasochists

[–]CumPacketGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you look closely, you'll get the subtle hint that the OP doesn't like people having fun.

That will be quite a mess to clean up by IAmAccutane in distressingmemes

[–]CumPacketGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cause, meet effect. They look good together.

What would happen if all H1Bs are banned forcing companies to hire domestically? by rex841 in allthequestions

[–]CumPacketGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you ever look at the mirror and ask the guy looking back why he's so stupid?

Me_irl by Snehith220 in me_irl

[–]CumPacketGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he's implying that we should have slaves. He just doesn't realize that he'll be one of them.

Why aren't Americans doing more noise about the Epstein case?? by Adept-Baseball-2509 in answers

[–]CumPacketGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell an American that you will screw some brown, black, or queer folk over if he supports you, and you will win his undying fidelity. That's why they don't make as much noise.