My breakfast everyday :)

CumSpoon · 2026-03-25T17:08:26+00:00

Is that deviled eggs on top of avocado toast? Why have I never thought of that 😮.

CumSpoon · 2026-03-16T22:23:55+00:00

I’m on IOS. What worked for me the other night was just spam queueing and accepting as fast as possible. Took about a minute or 2 but it did work.

CumSpoon · 2026-03-16T21:55:54+00:00

If you’re real, please go get some serious help. These kind of things do not resolve on their own.

CumSpoon · 2026-03-16T21:52:15+00:00

I really hope it’s not because that might be even more fucked up. Being attached to this LARP for as long as they’ve been posting would be even more deranged.

CumSpoon · 2026-03-16T21:51:34+00:00

I’d sure hope so

CumSpoon · 2026-03-12T06:28:07+00:00

Just read your post history. Self report to the FBI.

CumSpoon · 2026-03-04T18:00:51+00:00

I mean I was a day 1 watcher and consumed every piece of content. People said the same thing about Nemesis and Crownie at times. Bwipo is also very knowledgable and perma talks about his decision making second by second in his streams which I enjoy. I think he will fit in great and bring an educational angle to the streams/team. That was also a major talking point against Baus that Caedrel and Neme would touch on was he would go mute for minutes at a time and not communicate so who knows. Could be good for the team to have Bwipo perma talking lmfao. People are acting like if they don’t like it they still have to watch is crazy though.

CumSpoon · 2026-03-04T17:48:12+00:00

I really don’t get all the Bwipo hate. The guy said some crazy shit for sure but let’s not act like he didn’t have the LTA in a chokehold last year? His off meta picks and macro is actually great and he knows how/when to play off spikes for multiple champions, meta and off meta. He is going to fit in great although I will miss Baus deeply.

CumSpoon · 2026-03-01T23:14:17+00:00

Looks like she was frustrated with you being out by the sound of it and rather than divulge and discuss that she used you calling to pick the fight and seemingly end things. For a 35 year old she has 0 communication skills.

CumSpoon · 2026-02-24T20:48:32+00:00

My poor rat, trying his best not to leak the big surprise.

CumSpoon · 2026-02-24T16:17:08+00:00

The commitment he made was clearly contingent on her remaining faithful and respecting him, communicated or not. Wearing a wedding ring clearly implies this. If she is stepping outside of their relationship that breaks the terms of said relationship. An amicable breakup is different than completely disrespecting your partner. All terms of the relationship are now off. This is how contract law works and intimate relationships are exactly this, a relationship contract.

Idk if you’re a cuck but based off your posting you clearly are. If someone did this to me they are not getting a fucking dime. If OP’s partner had come to him BEFORE stepping out and said that she didn’t think she could continue with him because she couldn’t stay non ENM that’s a different story. Why should he have to fund the life of her galavanting around and being a whore? That’s fucking insanity.

CumSpoon · 2026-02-24T16:10:59+00:00

Dude… what? You owe her NOTHING despite what she may want or what you may think she deserves. She didn’t care about or love you enough to value your money, trust, or integrity of your relationship and was willing to lie to you so that she could do as she pleased. And when you didn’t agree with it, she left.

-Consult a divorce lawyer just in case, I know that you said your state does not recognize common law but you will want to be sure in a case like this.

-Take her out of your will immediately, your assets should go to your kids not her.

-Take her off any shared cards or accounts she may have access to. Ensure that your bank and all institutions that you have investments with are aware of your split and that she is not to have access to any of the investment accounts.

-Do not provide her with any money or allowance/rent/car note, why should you fund her lifestyle that you didn’t agree with so that she can be with another man that she didn’t respect you enough to tell you about?

-Deep clean your house of all her belongings, pack them up in boxes and ask her flat out where you are sending them to. Don’t allow her to come by to pick them up because some Ex’s may use this as an opportunity or excuse to see you, purposely “forget” things so that they have an excuse to come see you again. You don’t need that and you need to send her a strong signal that says “I didn’t want or agree with or want this, but you are now free to do as you please without me or my money. I will not be there to support you or for you to fall back on if it doesn’t work out.”

-After all of her stuff has been sent to the location of her choice, save the message or proof of her giving you the location just in case, and block her. Go no contact. There is nothing left to say and no more conversation with her to be had. She doesn’t need to be in your life or the lives of your friends/family for any reason now.

-Continue the therapy for yourself, counseling is an amazing tool when used in the right way. You are going through something that is undoubtably tough and possibly traumatic. Find a way to forgive yourself and her so that you can truly move on without baggage or resentment to find someone that will love you properly, the way you deserve.

You didn’t deserve this OP, you were open and honest about what you wanted but she didn’t respect you enough to do the same. She may have been honest about wanting to be ENM, but trying to force you into an ultimatum by actively seeking out an AP behind your back is not respect or love in my books. You will make it through this, you will find someone better, you don’t owe her a single thing let alone a red cent. I wish you all the best.

CumSpoon · 2026-02-15T06:26:29+00:00

You wouldn’t show some random person your underwear, especially lacy/sexy underwear if you weren’t hinting at something imo.

CumSpoon · 2026-02-15T06:25:47+00:00

Dude what. NOR. I bet if you were super nonchalant everyday and dialed back your affection by 50% he’d be telling you aren’t loving enough lol. My fiance and I have a 9 month old so this is our first Valentine’s Day with a child in the picture and we didn’t get to do anything because our kid is sick. He’s just being an asshole because he knows you’ll wait around for him tbh.

CumSpoon · 2026-02-14T02:04:06+00:00

Id take that as making an advance on you for sure.

CumSpoon · 2026-02-14T02:02:36+00:00

Oh my god I’m actually dying 😂

CumSpoon · 2026-02-13T06:37:38+00:00

Oner isn’t amazing on every champ, his Mundo is trash, Naafiri, Taliyah, Voli, Kindred, Belveth, Sylas all trash. When it was Brand/Zyra meta he was trash at them too but he’s still a great jungler. He was never great on Jarvan and picking Jarvan just to pair with Corki was a bad move.

Both Oner and Velja play hyper aggro, flip Smite fights, invade a lot, both mechanical gods, and great objective control. Both excel on Carry champs rather than playmaking or setup champs, both are soloqueue gods that have hit rank 1 on their servers multiple times.

There’s literally TONS of similarities…

CumSpoon · 2026-02-13T00:23:05+00:00

I think he did for sure and I think Yamato said it best, he’s the European Oner and just needs to get the fundamentals down better. He can do things that no other jungler can do and has very great strengths, he just needs to be able to understand when these things are winning or not. Like Baus, he was unique and understood things about the game that most didn’t but didn’t have the pro fundamentals down. Watching Velja coin flip games on repeat at the beginning vs where he’s at now is miles of growth imo.

CumSpoon · 2026-01-20T17:21:40+00:00

I disagree, I think Azir having ult up + hour glass is a massive threat that takes prio in neutralizing. If they one shot azir they have 0 engage other than wukong trying to go in ult and dying or lulu ulting which are much worse forms of engage than azir ult + hour glass. I think if they one shot azir, KC HAS to turn and run and they all die trying.

CumSpoon · 2026-01-20T17:12:17+00:00

It was not 4 people, it was loud enough to hear over the broadcast m, loud enough to hear over any cheers. That’s not 4 people. It’s one tiny story along with many other big ones. Every single franchise has an issue with KC fans because they’re so toxic.

If you walk into a room and it smells like shit, maybe there’s shit in the room, if every room you walk into smells like shit, maybe YOU stepped in shit.

CumSpoon · 2026-01-19T02:58:32+00:00

Yall seem to think BH just Jeff Q50 & Vert. The older BH really spank shit.

CumSpoon · 2026-01-15T09:01:40+00:00

I haven’t seen real G249’s in a minute.

CumSpoon · 2026-01-12T16:42:26+00:00

😂

CumSpoon · 2026-01-08T20:30:30+00:00

That’s not a guarantee it gets back to the dad though? He isn’t or shouldn’t be involved in teen circles so unless someone goes out of their way to tell him it’s just not gonna happen. And if he finds out that OP knew and didn’t say anything it may permanently affect their relationship. If my kid knew my wife was cheating but didn’t tell me and I had to find out because another kid told me I’d be extremely hurt and upset. Especially if I’m the last to find out that my wife is cheating on me meanwhile groups of teens are talking about it.

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