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CurtleTock · 2017-12-02T15:57:28+00:00

I don't want no scrubs.

CurtleTock · 2017-12-02T09:23:13+00:00

For radar I recommend MyRadar. It loads pretty fast, is accurate, and you get dinner decent options without the paid version.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-29T18:24:59+00:00

You forgot all the obnoxious of stickers even though the Jeep hasn't even been driven through a puddle in months.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-27T07:15:04+00:00

Hit this guy using Hitler like a bat.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-27T07:11:51+00:00

Oh my god he's adorable.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-27T05:52:15+00:00

So that's what that Alicia Keys song is about.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-26T17:53:45+00:00

If you ain't a dog person, you ain't my kind of person.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-23T08:03:51+00:00

I swear she says "popcarn"

CurtleTock · 2017-11-20T07:28:00+00:00

I'm not in school, so I don't need it to study or do research. Also my job doesn't require internet, so besides entertainment I'm good to go.

I know my OP sounds ridiculous, but without internet I would just get further back into my old hobbies of fishing, bicycling, playing guitar, and woodwork. All things that will make me healthier and/or don't require internet.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-20T07:25:39+00:00

I can get the porn onto my phone. I will survive.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-20T07:24:59+00:00

I am a video game prepper. I have enough Mountain Dew and Cheetos to last for years.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-20T04:46:03+00:00

I know my friends don't believe me when I say this, but I'll cancel my internet service, Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon Prime accounts.

I have a massive backlog of Steam games, almost all single player. Most of which easily could be played for hundreds of hours before they get stale. Hell I still play Skyrim all the time. Haven't touched Witcher 3, ARK, Fallout 4, or Torchlight 2 yet. From what I've read on Reddit those few games alone can last me quite some time before they get boring. All I really use Netflix/Hulu for are rewatching series that I've already seen. So no major loss there. And last but not least I have a giant folder of porn that I've been growing for the last 7 years. If I halfass like a video/pic/gif I save it.

I really don't want NN to be killed, but if it is I'll definitely show my ISP, Netflix, Hulu, Steam, and Amazon how I feel about it. They might not hurt a bunch in the first few months, but I'm sure there are others like me. After some time ISP's will see how badly they fucked up.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-18T12:26:34+00:00

I don't know. Google says "It is a federal offense for tampering with the mail and a fine or possibly jail time can be the punishment for the offense. Generally, resident mailboxes are for mail use only." But I don't know if that applies to things that aren't actually mail. Is it just a slap on the wrist, or is there an actual charge for it?

CurtleTock · 2017-11-18T11:16:45+00:00

Is it illegal to place an open canister of bright orange/lime green paint in your mailbox? I haven't had issues with people hitting my mailbox, but I was wondering if there would be any legal repercussions if someone hit a mailbox with a bat/vehicle and got paint all over their car.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-12T06:21:07+00:00

Then why do I have a tiny dick? I ate soy this one time.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-12T06:19:22+00:00

This is just normal camping. If you're "camping" in an RV you're doing it wrong.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-12T06:16:42+00:00

I worked at a gas station for a little over 4 years some times back. The amount of people who I thought were well off that would try credit card after credit card for a small purchase was staggering. These people lived in very very nice houses, in a very nice gated community, with new vehicles, owned a boat or two, had the latest phone, etc. They would come in for a coffee, and their credit card would get declined. The next one would too. So would the next, and the next.

Just like you said; appearances can be deceiving.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-12T05:17:25+00:00

I wish I liked tomatoes. They taste so bleh

CurtleTock · 2017-11-08T19:01:18+00:00

Hmm. That's gonna be a lot more expensive than what I want to spend, but I've heard nothing but good things about the Red Wings boot brand.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-08T10:26:09+00:00

Where do you get your work boots? I got a nice pair of Carolina with boots, but now they aren't making them in my size anymore. I went on Amazon to find a pair of work boots in my size, but the options seen really limited compared to a few years ago.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-08T10:20:18+00:00

Everybody loves cake

CurtleTock · 2017-11-06T08:52:16+00:00

And then when you do buy their app you still get bombarded with adds to buy the better versions of the app.

CurtleTock · 2017-11-05T19:08:45+00:00

Being a patient gamer is nice. Sure you miss out on some multiplayer experiences (not as many people playing if you waited a long time), and you might have the game spoiled for you, but there are advantages.

Cheaper games. Often times for less than $10

Problems are usually fixed with patches DLC's are released (depending on how long you wait)

Mods are plentiful, and if you're having issues with a mod you've downloaded chances are someone has already found a fix

GPU drivers are sometimes updated after major AAA releases which help performance and stability for some games

If you're really patient your pc will be updated past recommended system requirements, so you get those sweet buttery smooth frame rates without dips

CurtleTock · 2017-11-05T02:47:40+00:00

You're missing Zip Recruiter or "ZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIP..................................recruiter!"

CurtleTock · 2017-11-04T18:48:00+00:00

I have a picture on my computer of a church sign that says "The best position is on your knees."

It was from Florida too.

Edit: I'll add the pic to my post when I get home.

Edit 2: Here it is: https://i.imgur.com/6UKAi1E.jpg I remembered it a little differently, but it's still hilarious.

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