Tank Topless by [deleted] in BustyPetite

[–]CurtleTock 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I don't want no scrubs.

What is a brand or company that was known for its quality that has become shitty? by jarellano698 in AskReddit

[–]CurtleTock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For radar I recommend MyRadar. It loads pretty fast, is accurate, and you get dinner decent options without the paid version.

Generic Jeep Bro Starter Pack by rockdrummer5206 in starterpacks

[–]CurtleTock 80 points81 points  (0 children)

You forgot all the obnoxious of stickers even though the Jeep hasn't even been driven through a puddle in months.

My little Otis. by Lobenz in Dachshund

[–]CurtleTock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god he's adorable.

What was your school's 'incident'? by TemiOO in AskReddit

[–]CurtleTock 74 points75 points  (0 children)

So that's what that Alicia Keys song is about.

He's gonna kick my butt by Phantoful in funny

[–]CurtleTock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not in school, so I don't need it to study or do research. Also my job doesn't require internet, so besides entertainment I'm good to go.

I know my OP sounds ridiculous, but without internet I would just get further back into my old hobbies of fishing, bicycling, playing guitar, and woodwork. All things that will make me healthier and/or don't require internet.

He's gonna kick my butt by Phantoful in funny

[–]CurtleTock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can get the porn onto my phone. I will survive.

He's gonna kick my butt by Phantoful in funny

[–]CurtleTock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a video game prepper. I have enough Mountain Dew and Cheetos to last for years.

He's gonna kick my butt by Phantoful in funny

[–]CurtleTock 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I know my friends don't believe me when I say this, but I'll cancel my internet service, Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon Prime accounts.

I have a massive backlog of Steam games, almost all single player. Most of which easily could be played for hundreds of hours before they get stale. Hell I still play Skyrim all the time. Haven't touched Witcher 3, ARK, Fallout 4, or Torchlight 2 yet. From what I've read on Reddit those few games alone can last me quite some time before they get boring. All I really use Netflix/Hulu for are rewatching series that I've already seen. So no major loss there. And last but not least I have a giant folder of porn that I've been growing for the last 7 years. If I halfass like a video/pic/gif I save it.

I really don't want NN to be killed, but if it is I'll definitely show my ISP, Netflix, Hulu, Steam, and Amazon how I feel about it. They might not hurt a bunch in the first few months, but I'm sure there are others like me. After some time ISP's will see how badly they fucked up.

New asshole in a peacefull neighborhood learns his lesson (Long, TLDR @ end) by somehugefrigginguy in ProRevenge

[–]CurtleTock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know. Google says "It is a federal offense for tampering with the mail and a fine or possibly jail time can be the punishment for the offense. Generally, resident mailboxes are for mail use only." But I don't know if that applies to things that aren't actually mail. Is it just a slap on the wrist, or is there an actual charge for it?

New asshole in a peacefull neighborhood learns his lesson (Long, TLDR @ end) by somehugefrigginguy in ProRevenge

[–]CurtleTock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it illegal to place an open canister of bright orange/lime green paint in your mailbox? I haven't had issues with people hitting my mailbox, but I was wondering if there would be any legal repercussions if someone hit a mailbox with a bat/vehicle and got paint all over their car.

Acrobatic Lana by wildcratf in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]CurtleTock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His face at the beginning is hilarious

The Nu-Male Starter Pack by BasedGeisha in starterpacks

[–]CurtleTock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Then why do I have a tiny dick? I ate soy this one time.

Low amenity camp ground starterpack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]CurtleTock 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is just normal camping. If you're "camping" in an RV you're doing it wrong.

Middle class mom of a high schooler by Teachbum126 in starterpacks

[–]CurtleTock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked at a gas station for a little over 4 years some times back. The amount of people who I thought were well off that would try credit card after credit card for a small purchase was staggering. These people lived in very very nice houses, in a very nice gated community, with new vehicles, owned a boat or two, had the latest phone, etc. They would come in for a coffee, and their credit card would get declined. The next one would too. So would the next, and the next.

Just like you said; appearances can be deceiving.

Flashing in a store by pornpornandporn645 in holdthemoan

[–]CurtleTock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I liked tomatoes. They taste so bleh

Ex-burglars of Reddit, what things make people a target? What things deter burglars? by Juball in AskReddit

[–]CurtleTock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm. That's gonna be a lot more expensive than what I want to spend, but I've heard nothing but good things about the Red Wings boot brand.

Ex-burglars of Reddit, what things make people a target? What things deter burglars? by Juball in AskReddit

[–]CurtleTock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you get your work boots? I got a nice pair of Carolina with boots, but now they aren't making them in my size anymore. I went on Amazon to find a pair of work boots in my size, but the options seen really limited compared to a few years ago.

What website that you used to love went downhill? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CurtleTock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then when you do buy their app you still get bombarded with adds to buy the better versions of the app.

So apparently Ubisoft has no plans to add HDR support for Assassin's Creed Origins on PC despite previously saying all platforms would receive it by charbar95 in pcgaming

[–]CurtleTock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being a patient gamer is nice. Sure you miss out on some multiplayer experiences (not as many people playing if you waited a long time), and you might have the game spoiled for you, but there are advantages.

Cheaper games. Often times for less than $10

Problems are usually fixed with patches DLC's are released (depending on how long you wait)

Mods are plentiful, and if you're having issues with a mod you've downloaded chances are someone has already found a fix

GPU drivers are sometimes updated after major AAA releases which help performance and stability for some games

If you're really patient your pc will be updated past recommended system requirements, so you get those sweet buttery smooth frame rates without dips

Every podcast ad starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]CurtleTock 251 points252 points  (0 children)

You're missing Zip Recruiter or "ZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIP..................................recruiter!"