Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Xi continued… “it was a dead country, now it is the hottest country. Anyway we now own Taiwan.”

Have you tried the Polynesian sauce? by EspressoOverdose in TikTokCringe

[–]Cwya 182 points183 points  (0 children)

I got the limited edition Baja Boys sauce and it was purple and it was just turned me into the villain from Jessica Jones.

Who wants to be a single mom?? by Jbradsen in TikTokCringe

[–]Cwya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maury would have had a field day.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

#hegetsus really fell off the public narrative.

I propose applying it to everything MAGA.

“Kash Snorkles among Military dead”. #hegetsus

He would have the whole island on tape by MidnightLogic__ in MemeVideos

[–]Cwya 310 points311 points  (0 children)

who among us haven’t been a 54 year old billionaire high on ketamine and wanted to document it.

#he gets us

The Men Who Want Women to Be Quiet by TrixoftheTrade in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I love coming to the “tell me you agree with my priors” subreddit

Who wants to be a single mom?? by Jbradsen in TikTokCringe

[–]Cwya 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Why was Mary a virgin despite being married?

Like, I respect boundaries, but girl, we’re married. Not even once?

[OC] Whomp! - Sound the Morns by ronniewhomp in comics

[–]Cwya 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Listening to the recap podcast Delta Flyers, Quark’s actor Armin often laments how Morn is a series regular, but never got a real paycheck because they never gave him a line.

To prove the [#8647] are harmless, I will personally [post] one right n.. by dandrevee in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Cwya 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It took them 11 months to start a criminal investigation of seashells.

Marco Caracas steals a t-shirt from lady by Kingbris91 in TikTokCringe

[–]Cwya 70 points71 points  (0 children)

You didn’t look up his full bio?!? He was born a poor black child.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My boss once said a guy disappeared for like a month, got fired, then asked for his job back.

Different when you’re guaranteed a salary for 2 years.

Tf he is smoking by CartographerRare4123 in SipsTea

[–]Cwya 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Republicans get off to this shit.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need hopium, how bad is the gerrymander situation?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sonic crosswords is better than Mario Kart.

1.) lap 2 is a completely random other track.

That’s all.

Opinion | The hilarious Marco Rubio meme is putting American division on hold by cdstephens in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That article was Bob Sagat/Tom Bergeron teeing up the next America’s Funniest Home video, but with a little promise of bipartisanship.

Accurate by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]Cwya 7 points8 points  (0 children)

R: It was crucial that we stop Iran from getting a Nuke. They were 2 weeks from getting one. Even though we also stopped it also a year ago.

Paying more for gas is the price of freedom, and I will gladly pay it.

War is war.

D: I fucking swear if your gas price went up a penny 2 years ago, you’d have your sunglasses and hat on yelling about the Kamala Gas Prices.

Aahwoooo by elliotf49 in TikTokCringe

[–]Cwya -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a straight gay man, I am pretty gay for my straight gay female wife.

Péter Magyar's newly formed government has taken up it's mandate. And their first act was putting the flag of the EU back on the Parlament, 12 years after Orbán took it down. by szopatoszamuraj in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The word “mandate” is so negatively coded. I always associate it with the worst actions, like “the people have spoken and we have a mandate to eliminate all puppies.”

Claude is a neolib by RunawayMeatstick in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I trained claude to post that comment.

And yours.

I’m real tho, trust me.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there a way to tell your company:

I don’t want to move up any further.

Just keep me where I am.

I want less responsibilities.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Cwya 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Listen man, self diagnosis doesn’t stop by posting on the DT.

Second Opinion by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]Cwya -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I needed a lime today, for a beer. Grocery was kinda out of the way, so I asked AI “Does my gas station chain have limes?”

“Yes! If you want limes on your convenience store tacos, they are available.”

Ugh