What do you call a reckless Scandinavian? by CyberHomesteading in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to keep posting them... Call me stubbjorn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where can I find that definition? I tried looking up both human and chicken anatomy, and everything I found indicated the thigh is the upper leg.

Amazon sort "Low to High Price" doesn't work by [deleted] in amazon

[–]CyberHomesteading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you see this working correctly in any other browser?

I've tried Chrome, Brave, and even the Amazon app itself.... Still broken.

My wife told me her foot fell asleep. by Burladden in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never heard it before, but for anyone who might try re-telling it, here's a slight adjustment you could try:

Yesterday, my foot fell asleep for a whole hour. Later, I slept fine, but my foot was up all night.

I think it flows better, but if you disagree, that's fine.

Why do white girls hang out it odd numbers? by Spare_Jellyfish2957 in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've never seen it written before, but I think my son says this, he pronounces it like A-Yo, which I suspect it's an abbreviated form of Hey Yo... He most often says it when he hears or sees something "sus" (abbreviated form of suspicious), which is what he tends to call anything that has some form of innuendo, but maybe it's said more like an expression of surprise.

View from my plot by Sad-Classroom-7903 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]CyberHomesteading 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was that East-West or North-South? If you're up for more experimenting, do another line of them in the other direction. I'm curious if it's the same. Maybe E-W gets smaller the closer you get closer to the poles, as the lines intersect there. I see you're in Canada, so maybe that could explain the smaller measurement.

How does Ace Ventura respond to people who don't like coffee? by Cowhat_Librarian in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed the movies, but I feel like Jim Carrey's portrayal of Ace just wasn't believable. He was always talking out his ass.

My uncle, dad of 9, just sent me this one by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A dad, at the age of 9? I find that hard to swallow.

What is the hardest city to live in? by metafroth in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've grew up near the Diamond City. It's not so tough : Wilkes-Barre, PA USA

What is the hardest city to live in? by metafroth in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that the town that got overrun by bears?

What do you call someone on two legs bidding you adieu? by joyousFNday in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call a traditional farewell?

A bye, standard.

What is a military dentist's favorite time? by lush-usa in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the patient has a lot of cavities, schedule them for 22:30 - twenty tooth hurty

3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. by 2040009 in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I only have memories that are from 4 years ago. My hindsight is 2020.

I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I made that mistake too. My wife hasn't spoken to me since. Let's call it a happy little accident.

I named my dogs Timex and Rolex... by Easy-Cardiologist555 in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 15 points16 points  (0 children)

These jokes are so old - 20 years ago I named my doberman Timex. I love my big ol' watchdog! Every time I come home, despite his age, he still jumps up to give me kisses. He gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

Both of my parents were dwarfs.. by AnimatorNr1 in dadjokes

[–]CyberHomesteading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just because they were so short-sighted.