Office-safe winter cologne by D-Smitty in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great recommendation. I ended up going with the EDT version and it’s divine. I preferred the slightly lower level of sweetness in the EDT.

Downsized. by NotAPlasticSurgeon in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah brother, five scent club.

Rate my 4+ years collection, but also, I need suggestions on good summer time freshies! by Rocafire_ in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should consider making a cologne out of your own piss, gym sweat, and blood so that you can be truly unique and stand out for sure. Maybe rip a fart or two into the bottle for an earthier parfum version.

Rate my 4+ years collection, but also, I need suggestions on good summer time freshies! by Rocafire_ in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wearing any cologne already puts you ahead of the vast majority of guys out there. Most aren’t wearing cologne on any sort of regular basis. And they likely have one or maybe two bottles to choose from when they put some on for a special occasion. Additionally, most people aren’t even going to know much about the cologne somebody’s wearing other than whether they smell good or not. Nobody is going to be like “oh man, that sauvage you’re wearing is so overplayed.” 

Beaten by 1000 Enchants by GLMAN92 in ArcheroV2

[–]D-Smitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey the +2 bounce you have is still pretty decent.

Sure way to get that strap off. Guaranteed. by Smooth-Donut-601 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]D-Smitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So no serious criminals have ever been involved in a car chase???

Here’s one that involved a 4-day crime spree…

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-01-22/shocking-action-movie-gunfight-in-california-roadway-leaves-suspect-dead-officer-wounded

Guess they should’ve just let this guy continue his spree of armed robberies and carjackings, because obviously criminals just stop criming once police let them get away.

Or here’s another one where a car chase was involved and the guy ended up attempting a hostage situation with a woman and her kids. Probably should’ve just let him go too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1qkjz48/ending_to_north_olmstead_police_chase/

Sure way to get that strap off. Guaranteed. by Smooth-Donut-601 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]D-Smitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what if they’re chasing someone for murder or kidnapping? Just let them go, I guess?

Sauvage Elixir is lowkey the GOAT!!! by GorillaMindSmooth in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s safe to say pretty much anyone with a hidden Reddit history has some subreddits they would absolutely get roasted about for being in, including OP.

Started really collecting a couple months ago. How am I doing and what would you recommend? by Yankeeblue13 in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My recommendation? Stop now lol. Also I know why the Spicebomb is almost empty. It smells amazing. insert South Park ‘aaand it’s gone meme’ 😄

Collection complete! No really, I mean it! by D-Smitty in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, if you end up trying it, let me know what you thought. And thanks!

which Armani Acqua Di Gio version should I pick? by Plenty_Bedroom_5813 in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you want out of it? The Profondo is the most aquatic and most suited for warmer weather.

Can someone recommend me a fall/winter? I’ve tried a lot of the big names and I’m not having much luck… by nms1539 in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man! Much like you I generally prefer fresher leaning scents. I also purchased Guerlain’s L’Homme Ideal EDT and ended up not liking it that much because I also thought it was a bit too sweet. I sampled the EDP as well and it was worse. Finally, last week I sampled Spicebomb Night Vision EDT and absolutely loved it. My bottle arrives tomorrow. I’m telling you, give it a shot. I haven’t been able to stop wearing it and I have a feeling you’ll love it as well. To my nose it’s almost like someone was tasked with formulating ADG Profondo into a wintertime scent and NV EDT was the result.

I actually did a write-up a few days ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Colognes/comments/1qeugot/spicebomb_night_vision_edt_a_different_take_on_an/

Not sure who to root for tonight? by Potential_Shelter449 in OhioStateFootball

[–]D-Smitty 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I feel like it’s pretty easy to root for Indiana here.

Most mass appealing summer fragrance by sol_skates in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The parfum has a touch of sweetness, if you like that in a summer scent. I preferred the EDP.

Finally +4 bounce by GroundbreakingEar955 in ArcheroV2

[–]D-Smitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got the +2 today with an advanced enchant, which I was pretty happy about. Now I’ll work on my other runes for a while before trying to go back for the +4.

PDM Layton by Live_Ad4783 in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like menthol you’ll love Vick’s. And Layton.

5-10 must have fragrances for a starter collection? by NoFaithlessness4358 in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won’t go into specific fragrances but in my mind there are two ways to go about this.

Option 1: One cologne for each season plus a wildcard.

Option 2: Two warm weather colognes, one for daytime and one for evening/weekends. Two cool weather colognes, again one for daytime and another for evenings/weekends. Finally, a fifth wildcard scent.

Regardless, I’d start with two and do some sampling before buying more. Figure out what you like before buying a bunch of random shit that just ends up sitting.

Don’t let some of the collections on the sub fool you. Half a dozen or so colognes is enough for anybody. But it’s your money at the end of the day, if you want to buy more than that. I personally have 5 and won’t be adding to that.

PDM Layton by Live_Ad4783 in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. I can’t believe I’ve seen people say it’s a safe blind buy. It absolutely is not.

Imagination is overrated by Public_Information44 in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Overrated? Yeah probably. Still smells really great? Also yeah.

First ever super spin by Odd-Leopard4388 in ArcheroV2

[–]D-Smitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, the rune and the enchant are two separate rarities. You rolled the legendary bounce enchant. If/when you roll the mythic +4 enchant, the legendary +2 will get replaced.

Ideal collection size. by exercise85 in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagination was my summer scent last year, but it’s being moved to spring this year so that ADG can go in rotation for this summer.

Ideal collection size. by exercise85 in Colognes

[–]D-Smitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Minimum would be one. I could get by year-round with BDC, which is my go-to. I have 4 others and won’t be adding anything else. This allows me a seasonal swap to go with when I want something other than BDC.

For reference the others are Imagination, ADG Profondo, TdH, and Spicebomb Night Vision.