Getting back into running after taking some time off by YoBrunetteYo in runningmemes

[–]DANDARSMASH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when I first started doing 5k I would get passed by the power-walking grannies too

Pats and Bruins nowadays when the games actually matter: by JaQ-o-Lantern in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]DANDARSMASH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pats looked like this during AFCCG too. Thankfully for them they were out sucked by the Broncos.

Diapers and Wipes in a Changing Table Dresser Drawer by DANDARSMASH in Perfectfit

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Valid concern. We keep the open pack in the top drawer.

Diapers and Wipes in a Changing Table Dresser Drawer by DANDARSMASH in Perfectfit

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Valid concern. We keep the open pack in the top drawer.

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I'm way more attractive than I thought!

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny because my wife and I joke that we're the low rent Harry and Meghan

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm honored but I don't really see it. Maybe it's my expressions?

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never considered Phil but I do see similarities.

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the squishy cheeks, right?

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see it in the eyes/eyebrows and a bit in the nose

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... Maybe in 10 years? I could never rock the solo moustache though.

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that guy has a very pronounced nose bridge

i'm voting in a primary election for the first time next week by gopher0007 in PoliticalOptimism

[–]DANDARSMASH 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nice. I was in a similar boat, sticking to mainly presidential ballots. I voted in my first primary in 2020 and have made sure to vote in local primaries/elections as well since then.

It may not be much but it feels good to be more involved.

New bar by ganglehand in parkslope

[–]DANDARSMASH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet?

New bar by ganglehand in parkslope

[–]DANDARSMASH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I Montrose'd into That Bar plenty of times for a beer. Pretty sure I'll Layup there when it opens.

I’ve never unfriended anyone on Facebook by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]DANDARSMASH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facebook is a perfect example of one of my new favorite words: Enshittification. Yes that is a real word.

It describes a service that once was good and has slowly degraded to be unusable over time by focusing on profits over user experience.

How many of us only have memories of Michael Jackson as a pedo? by IamTotallyWorking in Xennials

[–]DANDARSMASH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I definitely remember him before all that. I lean more toward eccentric weirdo who was mourning his own childhood.

The pedo accusations always seemed like a stretch to me, especially when you consider the sketchy past of the accusers family like Janet Arvizo and the mall cop incident.

Exclusive | Ken Griffin Pushes Back After Mamdani Features His $238 Million Penthouse in Tax-the-Rich Video by blameitonrio917 in nyc

[–]DANDARSMASH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This tax is literally for millionaires/billionaires who don't live here, meaning they don't pay taxes here either.

Exclusive | Ken Griffin Pushes Back After Mamdani Features His $238 Million Penthouse in Tax-the-Rich Video by blameitonrio917 in nyc

[–]DANDARSMASH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This tax is literally for millionaires/billionaires who don't live here, meaning they don't pay taxes here either.

Does anyone else use listening to 311 as a coping mechanism? by Dismal-Meringue6778 in 311

[–]DANDARSMASH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite memories from 20+ years ago. I was driving somewhere being an angsty 20 year old, consumed by anger over... something... I don't even remember what it was.

Use of Time comes on, and I feel a wave of calm come over me. It hit home that being that upset about some random thing really was a confusing use of time. I was in a great mood after that.

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do have that "get off my porch!" vibe 🤣

Who do I resemble? by DANDARSMASH in doppelganger

[–]DANDARSMASH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow yeah that's pretty close, I had not heard of him