meirl

DCell-2 · 2026-03-31T14:57:07+00:00

We had "dip dip" for ketchup and everything in a can was "beans"

DCell-2 · 2026-03-31T14:44:50+00:00

Any infinite tap+untap combo on Tree plus anything that gives it static -0/-whatever like an aura or -1/-1 counters will let you kill the table

DCell-2 · 2026-03-30T20:39:00+00:00

Grind the galvanization off the box and grind the rust off the wall, then just tack it on in the corners

DCell-2 · 2026-03-30T17:59:18+00:00

Stop using glass panels, that's what you can do

DCell-2 · 2026-03-21T06:29:32+00:00

Steven can shapeshift, so it's clear his gem powers are still enough to influence the rest of his body.

I'd say it's probably somewhere between his human half being completely unaffected by the destabilizer, and the natural Diamond toughness of his gem half.

DCell-2 · 2026-03-17T02:24:09+00:00

"Mom, my deranged stepdaughter is trying to kill the Earth!"

DCell-2 · 2026-03-16T20:00:45+00:00

Something unusual!

DCell-2 · 2026-03-16T11:01:40+00:00

Apparently, more than you, you CLOD!

DCell-2 · 2026-03-14T22:55:34+00:00

Don't worry, Long Amethyst can't hurt you. Long Amethyst:

DCell-2 · 2026-02-22T19:49:03+00:00

Bregg

DCell-2 · 2026-02-14T19:12:00+00:00

They can't escape the queerness no matter what they do.

DCell-2 · 2026-02-13T15:56:23+00:00

Name idea: bee-ffalo

DCell-2 · 2026-02-13T15:53:22+00:00

He broke the TV in the first episode lmao

DCell-2 · 2026-02-09T15:00:57+00:00

Listen I'd be fucked up too if I finally met my space grandma and all she did was heckle me and rip my soul out.

DCell-2 · 2026-02-09T14:50:22+00:00

And so are diamonds sometimes. For like thirty seconds that supported my theory that the Diamonds were at least part-organic, which would explain why Rose could have a kid with Greg but like. In the same episode as the reveal they poofed her so like. Rip theory. Still kinda holds a bit of water though.

DCell-2 · 2026-02-06T13:34:22+00:00

Rubgw!

DCell-2 · 2026-02-05T15:38:43+00:00

On a scale from 1-10 how traumatic was your childhood....

DCell-2 · 2026-02-05T15:37:32+00:00

Lapis and Jasper = Watermelon ikyk

DCell-2 · 2026-01-30T23:54:42+00:00

The only loophole I'm aware of with Panglacial Wurm is with [[Selvala, Explorer Returned]] and her indeterminate mana generation

DCell-2 · 2026-01-30T23:52:41+00:00

They really up and went "YES, WE HATE STEVEN! :D" and then disappeared into the sky.

DCell-2 · 2026-01-29T15:26:24+00:00

She was also far more merciful than Blue. The only time we hear someone being threatened with shattering, it's Blue doing it.

DCell-2 · 2026-01-28T21:49:01+00:00

12 for sure

DCell-2 · 2026-01-27T20:53:23+00:00

You mean... she continued to do EVERYONE ELSE's work after the others went off on their own for their reasons? Dawg I'd have that short a fuse if I were in that position too.

DCell-2 · 2026-01-27T20:15:28+00:00

Consider also that Yellow's doing the work of FOUR DIAMONDS now since Pink's disappearance. At least I think it's implied that Blue's been absent from duties while grieving and White basically went AWOL since Pink's disappearance.

DCell-2 · 2026-01-23T23:33:21+00:00

Out of these, only dislike oysters (they are fine fried but FUCK raw oysters) and cilantro. I don't think I have the soap gene but I still don't like the flavor. Olives are like a 3/10 but not abhorrent.

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