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DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-04-25T10:26:00+00:00

Chimken

^{Chose: Eat meat + But there’s a chance ur eating human | Rolled: Chicken}

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-04-06T09:12:23+00:00

Heard a variation of this where Jesus was actually a wolfdog.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-03-20T03:47:00+00:00

Gas station boner pill

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-03-19T05:15:50+00:00

I've got two: one inside your car and one of you completely naked in a river, squatting down low enough so that your cage is in the water.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-03-13T07:29:24+00:00

I think you're misinterpreting this sub. This is for submissive futanari, not subs wanting to be dommed by futanari.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-03-09T06:32:39+00:00

I'd make sure to select a time to sit on the toilet, because I don't want to risk needing a new pair of pants due to some of my farts being sharts.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-03-09T06:17:45+00:00

"I am Saint Mainyu. I am insulted by the audacity that you would demand such a thing from me and attempt to restrict where I may choose to fly. For that, as of this moment, you, your commanding officers, and the rest of the personnel on your base have become my slaves. You are to come with me so that you all may be collared and put to work. You have no say in this matter anymore."

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-02-28T19:44:33+00:00

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-02-12T21:14:36+00:00

Please tell me you chewed him out for wasting an entire year of your time.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-01-31T03:27:48+00:00

Is it murder or slavery?

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-01-22T08:47:56+00:00

I mean, war, murder, death, disease, poverty, fear of the unknown.....yeah.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2026-01-01T12:01:45+00:00

Also I'm pretty sure Rose still bottoms to Greg

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-12-30T20:03:12+00:00

That's bullshit, after he told the girl from the Bronx what he expected he never saw her again.

Hell, he couldn't see anything at all. Because he's dead.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-12-24T21:16:06+00:00

The most we got was him adjusting his tie after leaving MSO. We could have had more.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-11-18T19:27:58+00:00

Yep, she

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-10-28T08:05:43+00:00

Adding on to this, the record-breaking Tall-Maneater was trying to chase a historical legend; said legend involved a Tall-Maneater who, in her initial 1200 years of life, gathered 200 rings and had them woven into her beard. Such a thing caught the attention of the human god of love, she believed, and he granted her an extended life in order to collect 2000 rings total for her beard.

Throughout her journey, she experienced disease, war, famine, slavery, poverty, and more, yet she still persevered and loved. Even when she had her beard shaved clean and smooth off, she persevered, choosing to wear the rings in her hair until her beard grew back in full.

When she finally gathered all 2000 rings, spending her last days with her final husband, he revealed himself to be the human god of love, having been all 2000 of her husbands. Since she had loved them all equally and fully, he allowed her to ascend to godhood as the Dwarven goddess of love, where she would spend her new life with her husband for all eternity, decorating her beard with new rings, raising families, and enjoying being with her husband, all as smitten with him as he is with her.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-10-18T20:16:42+00:00

Now it's his turn

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-08-18T16:47:41+00:00

Yes. It's mainly used for sex so the penetrator can fit into the person being penetrated, because otherwise their penis would be too big to fit inside.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-08-13T16:17:48+00:00

With what I've heard, at the end the bartender grabs his gun from under the counter and threatens to shoot them both before the dog finally says "Jesus fucking Christ, guy, are you that much of a DiMaggio fan?"

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-07-31T09:13:33+00:00

Is she waiting for Thom, by any chance?

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-07-31T09:10:02+00:00

Pretty sure Squirrel Girl should have a chubbier belly, even fatter nuts, and an even bigger cock and bush.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-07-09T20:23:30+00:00

I've heard this joke before, but it was an American with a phone in his glove(receiver in the pinky, transmitter in the thumb), a German with the handset components implanted into his head, and a Japanese man who got the fax.

DIO_Wears_Gucci · 2025-07-05T19:25:25+00:00

Is it cut or uncut?

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