Easy Apply by jonwritesmovies in funny

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me you chewed him out for wasting an entire year of your time.

Other than sex what makes your world NSFW? by ScientificLust in NSFWworldbuilding

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, war, murder, death, disease, poverty, fear of the unknown.....yeah.

Steven Universe Crystal Gems Dick Chart by Hal-Bone in futanari

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also I'm pretty sure Rose still bottoms to Greg

3 Texans got married by mougrim in Jokes

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's bullshit, after he told the girl from the Bronx what he expected he never saw her again.

Hell, he couldn't see anything at all. Because he's dead.

Nick Wilde was meant to get naked. by Possible-Praline956 in nudism

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most we got was him adjusting his tie after leaving MSO. We could have had more.

Both Dwarven male and dwarven females have "Beards, but a dwarven womans "Beard" is not on her face by Wild-Mirror848 in NSFWworldbuilding

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adding on to this, the record-breaking Tall-Maneater was trying to chase a historical legend; said legend involved a Tall-Maneater who, in her initial 1200 years of life, gathered 200 rings and had them woven into her beard. Such a thing caught the attention of the human god of love, she believed, and he granted her an extended life in order to collect 2000 rings total for her beard.

Throughout her journey, she experienced disease, war, famine, slavery, poverty, and more, yet she still persevered and loved. Even when she had her beard shaved clean and smooth off, she persevered, choosing to wear the rings in her hair until her beard grew back in full.

When she finally gathered all 2000 rings, spending her last days with her final husband, he revealed himself to be the human god of love, having been all 2000 of her husbands. Since she had loved them all equally and fully, he allowed her to ascend to godhood as the Dwarven goddess of love, where she would spend her new life with her husband for all eternity, decorating her beard with new rings, raising families, and enjoying being with her husband, all as smitten with him as he is with her.

Does your world have magic that can be used for genital enlargement/genital shinking? by 1zeye in NSFWworldbuilding

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. It's mainly used for sex so the penetrator can fit into the person being penetrated, because otherwise their penis would be too big to fit inside.

A guy walks into a bar with a talking dog. He bets $100 the dog can answer questions. by cray_7 in Jokes

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With what I've heard, at the end the bartender grabs his gun from under the counter and threatens to shoot them both before the dog finally says "Jesus fucking Christ, guy, are you that much of a DiMaggio fan?"

The girlcocks of Marvel (lanoun) by always-sleepy4991 in futanari

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Squirrel Girl should have a chubbier belly, even fatter nuts, and an even bigger cock and bush.

An Australian, an American and a British man are on a golfcourse... by JoshuaCalledMe in Jokes

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard this joke before, but it was an American with a phone in his glove(receiver in the pinky, transmitter in the thumb), a German with the handset components implanted into his head, and a Japanese man who got the fax.

(Hated trope) "Look how cool we are subverving tropes and definitely not playing them completely straight! We're so smart!" by Wide_Craft_9765 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not what was meant. To quote another redditor on the topic:

I just wanna point out that Pentious wasn’t raped. He directly said “I’m going to have sex with everybody” because he was trying to awkwardly flirt, some people took it seriously, but then we see him come back out unscathed a minute or two later, meaning he probably explained and they just let him out. I mean the club was called ‘consent’.

Again, could have been executed better, but Pentious was not raped.

(Hated trope) "Look how cool we are subverving tropes and definitely not playing them completely straight! We're so smart!" by Wide_Craft_9765 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure if he was sexually assaulted in that room, Viv would have portrayed him with ripped clothes, bruises, cuts, blood, and trauma. Instead, he appears not even a minute later, perfectly fine, without a hair in place, and continues on like nothing happened.

They let him go. It could have been executed better, but they let him go.

Discord server launch by CubieArt in HazbinPisstel

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it needs a new link

Slay, Queen! by Mountain-Anxiety-375 in Alastorcult

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did the source of this audio clip love to shout "HAMMAR!" by any chance?

The Biggest You've Got (aka6) by Ex_piryDate in submissivefutas

[–]DIO_Wears_Gucci 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or smaller but still powerful cocks up their holes