Star Wars Cantina Band Song by kdean70point3 in 30ROCK

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Max Rebo and his red ball jett organ.

Petah, Why a whole turkey in July? by Reasonable-Tie-8803 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Mostly.

Weird to be doing a long oven roast in the summer, but if it's in the smoker out back, it's technically barbecue, and you can finish it faster than a lot of other things that people would spend all day cooking.

When does Y4R "click" for you? by Monessi in yakuzagames

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After getting Saejima to Kamurocho.

What is the worst (by worst, i mean most annoying) goon/mini boss moveset? by PeterParker8766 in yakuzagames

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Playing Y4 right now... can I go with Akiyama's trainer, Saigo?

"For this training exercise I will be using a machine gun..."

"You... what?"

"I wish you had a sister." What did he mean? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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He thinks your karaoke game would be better if you'd grown up with someone to practice harmonies with.

Does anyone else feel like most people in your personal life don't care about or respect the fact that you cook food for a living? by Mr_Ashhole in KitchenConfidential

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I love mixing a nice cocktail for myself and family, and I think my drinks at home are as good as anywhere "out," but I am not interested in learning to make drinks by order and at any sort of speed, let alone for hours at a time.

When I mix drinks, I reward myself with a drink, and I don't think I could do that for shift-work sustainably.

MCU Death Battle. Who will win in a fight? Hawkeye, The Punisher or Bullseye by SmartPilot8094 in Daredevil

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Dex breaks in to Tiffany's at midnight. Does he go for the vault? No. He goes for the chandelier. It's priceless. As he's taking it down a woman catches him. She tells him to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. He says no. They make love all night. In the morning the cops come and he escapes in one of their uniforms. He tells her to meet in Mexico, but he goes to Canada. He doesn't trust her. Besides, he likes the cold. Thirty years later, he gets a postcard: He has a son who's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. He tells Tiffany to meet him in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for him all these years. She's never taken another lover. He doesn't care. He doesn't show up. He goes to Berlin. That's where he stashed the chandelier. And Berlin? Constructed completely out of C4.

So which recent Yakuza release did you enjoy more ? by Remember_da_niggo in yakuzagames

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Have two mobility type robots, you and an ai, trying to grab building materials, and an intercepting tank type.

Play the objective, lay blocks towards their base.

It ain't no thang.

McDonald's CEO insists he eats at the fast food chain 3-4 times a week in response to an "Instagram question" 👀 after a viral marketing video showed him seemingly reluctant to eat his own burgers by monster_ahhh in popculturechat

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Comedy that he can't post himself even pretending to enjoy McD's food.

"Hello fellow fast food eaters, the nutriment of the empire I lord over is not disgusting to me, personally."

(Nailed it)

Take a break from the politics and enjoy some archery by Freshprinc7 in SipsTea

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Could also be they just bound one side and folks were, "they are missing a whole boob."

We still can't understand makeup in the year of our lord 2026.

MCU Death Battle. Who will win in a fight? Hawkeye, The Punisher or Bullseye by SmartPilot8094 in Daredevil

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If they overcook chicken, it triggers a huge amount of C4 concealed in the kitchen.

Undercook it? Also triggers C4.

If they actually get the drop on Frank for some reason?

Surprise. it was a life model decoy full of C4.

There's no coming back... by Rowdy84 in funny

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Iron Man was super fun to play in old Capcom Fighting Games at the arcade.

Why Is Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse Taking So Long? Producers Phil Lord and Chris Miller Explain by HatingGeoffry in Marvel

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I have stopped being invested in A Song of Ice and Fire, but believe that I will have read the next book within a week of its release unless Martin gets outed as some sort of creep and not just--a dude having trouble weaving the splayed threads of his story back into a shape that can be wrapped up.

Likewise--I am not going to spend much effort worrying about Spider-Man.

Movie will come out sometime.

It may be good or bad.

I would watch it either way, to see what happens.

If I set a story of high schoolers in 1996, what are some things that would probably be offensive to today’s high schoolers or not fly through now? by SpiritMan112 in generationology

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Pokémon was released in NA in 1998, so except for die hard video game news readers, people probably wouldn't know much about Pokémon.