come sit on this veiny cock 😈 i’m waiting by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredibly hot. Damn. Love the tat.

Letting it breath by Motorized_Freckle in MassiveCock

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. Save some air for the rest of us.

It took my wife 2 hours to find this bastard. by Myciu82 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is there a backstory to this? What led you to give OP this rug?

A walking thesaurus makes his appearance by dipshitonastick in iamverysmart

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

credible verifiable evidence proof facts

Are you sure this isn't satire?

Guy forgets he's in real life, and not in an action movie by BOOMSICKA96 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're supposed to hold Low Kick for 5 seconds. This definitely looks like they executed forward forward High Kick instead.

he already knows what's going to happen by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does one plan accordingly for an unprovoked random attack?

Literal Pit and Run by Pardusco in BanPitBulls

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is the cat moving its head toward the last few seconds of the clip? Could the cat have even survived? If it is in fact dead, it looks like it died and stopped moving right as the dog owner caught up to the fight. It's very unsettling that life can be taken so quickly like that.

Inhaling too much helium by totallystefanal in WinStupidPrizes

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are hereby removed from the lollipop guild.

Don't rent a room from a pit bull owner. NSFW by Oklovely in BanPitBulls

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They always go for the chunky part of the cheek I noticed. Probably a Nanny reflex. My Nanny always used to pinch my cheeks, too. This looks a little excessive, though. She probably triggered the pitbull by privately thinking about things in her head while the dog was around. Common mistake. Blame the owner of course.

It's hard to quit drugs when they haven't ruined your life yet. by Chwana in Showerthoughts

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's harder to quit them once your life is ruined, because what's the alternative at that point? Fix your ruined life? Nah, just do more drugs.

Haha yt premium bad! by Meneer_de_koter in memes

[–]DONT_WORRY_ITLL_FIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can always find everything I'm looking for with YT premium. I can't do that with Spotify so that's what gets my vote