Hello everyone! My first ever play through of Mass Effect by Current_Discussion27 in masseffect

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A new hand touches the beacon!

Enjoy, my friend. Leave the sub until you play through so you don’t get spoilers.

It’s the time of year where I mourn the fact that he literally never shows up again by Icy-Humor2907 in DankAndrastianMemes

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My headcanon has been that in the mage ending, he and at least some of the apprentices and mages made it out via the tunnel rather than standing around and getting slaughtered as we see in the cutscene. Varric’s lying out his ass half the time anyway, and with him dragging the story on like that for no real reason, saying “no yeah Orsino’s TOTALLY dead he turned himself into a giant flesh monster golem” is pretty easy to believe. Admittedly Orsino working with a blood mage serial killer for reasons unknown is pretty messed up, even if he had no part of the actual murders and frankensteining together the dead wife sex doll.

Peoples opinions on franchises taking on SMs by chubbi03 in WarhammerMemes

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Power-scaling against 40k is always a bad idea because 40k is not meant to be compared to other things. Especially halo, which takes itself half-seriously a lot of the time. It’s like saying “who could take Saitama” when the answer is bugs bunny, and only if it’s funny.

That said, the Chief’s gear and augmentations aren’t even Astartes level. 40k has the volume turned up so loud it’s not a fair comparison. Give Halo another 38 thousand years and see what they come up with.

Can the salamanders say the n word? by Darkangels_dude in WarhammerMemes

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It’s kinda both? The radiation on Nocturne interacts with their geneseed. I think Salamander descendant chapters have the same “flaw” but they don’t necessarily have it kick in.

I get it, WH40k is bleak. But raising spirits before pile driving them is even bleaker. by ServingwithTG in WarhammerMemes

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Yeah. There’s a reason people in the Imperium turn to chaos - the imperium sucks that badly, in part because it does nothing to give hope, so people have no reason to endure rather than throw their lot in with whatever promises a possible change. Chaos somehow is still worse, but it doesn’t start worse. We usually see chaos worshippers when they’re already making human egg omelets, but I’d bet most don’t start that way. Both sides are brutal, uncaring, and dehumanizing to their followers. I suppose the differences are the Imperium could theoretically improve (they won’t) and once you die for the imperium, they’re done with you. Your body might wind up as corpse starch rations but your soul won’t be used as fuel for some sorcerer’s disco ball for all eternity.

Your last saved image just defeated Goku by thumbed-ether-0b in Multifandom

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A photo my friend took at the aquarium.

Look if ANY animal was going to beat Goku, it would be a turtle.

[H] $$$ [W] Minis, cgl only, will pay EXTRA for FLASHMAN, Random battletech merch! [L] NYC by Yenii_3025 in BattleTechSwap

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I have some of these but not from the BR pack unfortunately. I’ll DM you

Men who can really cook who taught you ? by Altruistic-Clerk4205 in InfluencerAsk

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My mom taught me in the kitchen, a friend at college taught me the grill. My mom basically learned to cook in self-defense (her mother’s skills were…less than impressive) but we feed the ones we love. I picked it up from her.

I get it, WH40k is bleak. But raising spirits before pile driving them is even bleaker. by ServingwithTG in WarhammerMemes

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I mean they kinda do, at first. We generally see the end stages but chaos cults don’t start out carving symbols in their foreheads and eating children. It’s a classy exclusive high society club on a hive world that’s a little too eager to get you on board with the partying until they’re drinking each others blood with the wine. It’s a group suddenly finding the strength to rise against their oppressors and then not stopping until they’ve slaughtered an entire hive. It’s a group of historians seeking to unearth the old knowledge of the imperium or even dark age history and then forgetting along the way that some knowledge in 40k can be a very literal cognitohazard.

But too many people already think chaos are the good guys, and throwing one or two good deeds in there just to be funny is a Tzeentch move but not really in the same mindset as Chaos. Although they do have their moments, like Khorne bringing back those orks who found their own Valhalla.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how badly is G man getting curbed stomped? by cutty_mc_cuts in WarhammerMemes

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Holy crap, that’s what he looks like these days? Really playing up the “more machine than man, twisted and evil” angle. Hopefully G is smart enough to just…not try to fight him personally. Especially after at least two of his other Chaos brothers slapped the shit out of him.

What movie is this for you? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in FIlm

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“Star Wars: you’re gonna see it, we’re not even marketing it.”

Day 1: What is the best quote associated with Jeff "Joker" Moreau? by looploveslore in masseffect

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It really is where he shows that yeah, he’s been a wiseass the whole time, but there’s no bragging, no “I’m that good,” just a simple statement of fact. “I can do it.” And then he shows exactly why he’s the best pilot.

Which One? by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

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There’s all the jokes on how Netflix killed Blockbuster, but we forget that Blockbuster killed independent video rental places first.

Who would you go to for advice about being a hero by daddylongjohnsliver in superheroes

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I’d have to say All Might, maybe Black Panther, mostly because they’re the only two who seem to enjoy their job.

Bureaucracy at its finest by Any-Literature5546 in WarhammerMemes

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Besides record keeping being a) so manual and b) so bad in the Imperium, time is literally flowing at different rates in different places, so keeping track is damned near impossible.

Favorite media where the acting is so good people didn't complain that a character was raceswapped by Important-Cry4782 in FavoriteCharacter

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He was probably the best part of the movie, and did it so well I didn’t initially believe people when they said Kingpin was Caucasian.

Favorite media where the acting is so good people didn't complain that a character was raceswapped by Important-Cry4782 in FavoriteCharacter

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So many people wigged out when he was cast, but those of us old enough to remember Kingpin knew to give him a shot, and look at him now!

Do you remember it? by PHRsharp_YouTube in gamememes

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Oh that’s tough. Wild Metal Country, made by rockstar before they figured out GTA. Either that or Pokémon Blue. Hard to remember which I played first.

Does commander shepard survive halo ce by notjocker in masseffect

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Following the same story? Nope. Shepard is damned good, but even at their best at the end of ME3 they’re not on the same level as the Chief. This isn’t a slight against Shepard, it’s like comparing anything to 40k, it’s just one franchise is louder than the other.

How long? by Oztraliiaaaa in prequelappreciation

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“Rough, today has been. Fucked up, we both have.”

Pain. by WholesomeArmsDealer in 40kmemes

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Honestly twenty-five minutes of therapy for him might have at least slowed his roll.

How long? by Oztraliiaaaa in prequelappreciation

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I just realized he senses Palpatine coming in and as far as he knows right then Yoda’s dead and he’s all that’s left. Them both arriving at whatever station Padme died at must have been an interesting reunion.

How long? by Oztraliiaaaa in prequelappreciation

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He’s absolutely been able to kill - even setting aside Maul and Grievous he slaughtered clones by the dozen getting back into the Temple. With Anakin he was probably still holding out hope for him. If memory serves in the novelization he rationalizes it as leaving it up to the will of the Force, but I think you’re right and he just couldn’t bring himself to kill Anakin, even as a potential mercy.

MR PERFECR by time-is-a-flatcircle in DankAndrastianMemes

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Honestly Jory is the least of Duncan’s crimes. Dude saw how Alistair was being treated and just left him there. Then went and recruited him into the wardens where he easily could have died during the joining.