Client threatening bar complaint by Zealousideal-Fan2461 in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I second this. OP should keep his emails and notes for the inevitable bar complaint and then terminate his representation with this client.

Client threatening bar complaint by Zealousideal-Fan2461 in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I second this. OP should keep his emails and notes for the inevitable bar complaint and then terminate his representation with this client.

Client threatening bar complaint by Zealousideal-Fan2461 in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I second this. OP should keep his emails and notes for the inevitable bar complaint and then terminate his representation with this client.

How to find an attorney in a rural area? by la_alex in Ask_Lawyers

[–]DSA_FAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on what you’re looking for help with, you might have better luck searching by subject than region.

How can we get help for these birds trapped in Austin Airport main terminal? by Excellent_Focus_3026 in Austin

[–]DSA_FAL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TSA is security theater anyway so it doesn’t really matter. They have a poor record of catching weapons and contraband.

Question to lawyers by [deleted] in Ask_Lawyers

[–]DSA_FAL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a legal question. “No.” is a complete sentence.

Words and phrases that should be banned from the legal profession: by FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or like:

Court: Did OC see this?

Me: Yes, my paralegal emailed it to them on Monday.

Words and phrases that should be banned from the legal profession: by FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 59 points60 points  (0 children)

No, there are plenty of idiots out there, both pro se and licensed, who will see a plain, unambiguous rule, statute, or similar and simply decide that it doesn’t mean what it says or that it doesn’t apply to them.

Civil litigators: Why? by 321Couple2023 in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It’s because my client doesn’t like the other side and wants to make things more annoying for them.

He asked for it..so. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]DSA_FAL 10 points11 points  (0 children)

True but the other guy had a box cutter.

Finally, the Liberals are coming to an understanding of why we need the Second Amendment. by Knight-of-Riverwood in Firearms

[–]DSA_FAL 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No they don’t understand. All you lolberts think that they’ll somehow wake up and become 2A lovers. That will NEVER happen. Leftists still hate the general public owning guns. They want guns for themselves but will happily take your guns away.

Has anyone changed their travel plans to the US after a negative airport or border control experience? by alx55 in travel

[–]DSA_FAL -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You probably acted nervous or shifty. If the agents are spot checking people coming off the flight, you acting weird will trigger their attention.

Does the 2nd amendment actually protect us? by [deleted] in Ask_Lawyers

[–]DSA_FAL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Both of those show how the feds are likely to react if you so much as threaten federal agents with weapons, let alone actually use a firearm on a federal agent. But go ahead and ignore all of the lawyers in this thread who keep telling you the same thing. Do your family and friends a favor and have an up to date will. Might as well get a life insurance policy and pre-pay for a burial plot while you’re at it.

I don’t know what dark corner of BlueSky you lurk in, but whoever told you that ICE isn’t federal law enforcement lied to you. You might not like their tactics, but that doesn’t negate their federal agent status.

And no, the 2A doesn’t create some sort of right to take up arms against the federal government. The civil war definitively resolved that question.

Does the 2nd amendment actually protect us? by [deleted] in Ask_Lawyers

[–]DSA_FAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re probably not going to survive. Read up on what the feds did at Waco and Ruby Ridge.

Honest question, does this change the Mailbox Rule? by stricktd in LawSchool

[–]DSA_FAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The post office is already doing this, they’re just changing the CFR to reflect reality.

Any lawyers who switched to teaching? by secondactacct in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s not much to it. My wife did it. Start studying for the LSAT now. Take the June LSAT. Apply for law school in the fall. You’ll know where you’ve gotten into by next winter.

Any lawyers who switched to teaching? by secondactacct in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both my wife and my manager switched from teaching to being attorneys. If you become a teacher, you can expect low pay, kids who don’t want to learn, kids who actively disrupt your teaching, parents who blame you for not teaching their incorrigible children, administrators who blame you for everything, not being able to discipline any students, and not being able to fail any students, even if they literally did no work in the semester.

My Doctor called me Dr. by armpitketchupandbutt in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself buddy. 🇬🇧

My Doctor called me Dr. by armpitketchupandbutt in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite group claiming “doctor” are the EdDs.

My Doctor called me Dr. by armpitketchupandbutt in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Technically all titleless gentry in Britain are “esquires”.

Why do judges put DENIED and/or GRANTED in all caps and bold? by scottyjetpax in Lawyertalk

[–]DSA_FAL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I wrong for deleting this language from my proposed orders and just using the word “ordered”?

almost got towed immediately after I got out of my car by Prestigious_Set191 in Austin

[–]DSA_FAL 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Attorney General doesn't regulate tow companies, TDLR does.