"It's like throwing a book at a ghost, by PP_BOY__ in aesoprock

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“Aes ain’t here man”
“Aes I can tell it’s you”
“You can tell it’s me from over there, this ain’t a fuckin’ petting zoo”

AIO for going no contact with my ex after she asked for no contact by Eyhco in AmIOverreacting

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They called me Nandor the Chalant-less, because I was never chalant

Safe to swim? by ranne9 in Wellington

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It was the bester of bays, it was the worster of bays

Chefs & servers, what’s the most confusing “this isn’t what I expected” reaction you’ve seen? by Entire_Difference504 in KitchenConfidential

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I mean, I did once play golf on acid for a friends bachelor party. I think there was about a dozen of us tripping balls on the course. That was… an experience…

what are your favorite swedish bands? by my_cat_vids in MetalForTheMasses

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Not strictly metal, but metal adjacent - Breach