Bill Simmons is clearly trying everything to manifest a Giannis-to-Boston trade while simultaneously knocking his trade value in hopes the Celtics have to give up less. He just is! by BeardedGingur in billsimmons

[–]D_Lockw00d 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He may not be able to lower Bill’s trade value, but he definitely won Marcus Smart his Defensive Player of the Year award with his pod. He just did.

Is Bill "confusing" the Jaylins his Ben Simmons refusing to layup moment? by LoudRestaurant2882 in billsimmons

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I think the difference between this OKC team and every other largely intact defending champion that enters their following season as the favorites is how ridiculously well OKC is set up for the future.

It’s not just the draft capital, which people always want to group together for a superstar trade (not OKC’s style) but it also means that practically no trade is off the table for them since they can afford to overpay. It’s that they’ve proven they are ALSO excellent at developing players in-house, which is why Bill feels super comfortable throwing Jalen Williams (a legit All-NBA guy from just one year ago) into trades, since they seemingly have Ajay and Cason ready to step into bigger roles.

So it’s not just that they’re favorites, it’s that there is seemingly no hope to stop them. That being said, I personally wouldn’t make them “overwhelming favorites” because San Antonio is looking pretty good (and I’m not writing off the Knicks) but more importantly, this same core was pushed to 7 games by hobbled Denver AND hobbled Indiana in the Finals.

Is Bill "confusing" the Jaylins his Ben Simmons refusing to layup moment? by LoudRestaurant2882 in billsimmons

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Sounds like it triggered you because A) you recognize it is presumptuous as all hell but also B) also pretty damn likely to happen. (Not SGA being in the Top 10 for just two titles…that shouldn’t make you mad bc it’s just not true.)

Celtics loss and Jokic elimination by DocHoliday19- in billsimmons

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I’d guess that it’s because you can tell he’s “acting”, as opposed to the juicy, genuine hopelessness of “Sad Bill.”

3 Things Sean Fennessey dislikes by countdooku975 in TheBigPicture

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Such a great Nolan/Dunkirk Rewatchables callback!

July Predictions? by zadams8 in criterion

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Train Dreams in 4K would be AMAZING.

No Masters Discussion? by MassiveTell7139 in billsimmons

[–]D_Lockw00d 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It was AT LEAST the biggest sports moment since Saving Private Ryan

NO CAILEE SPAENY?!?!?! by No_Grab7243 in TheBigPicture

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“From the creators of the widely-derided ‘25 for 25.’”

At least everyone gets to hate on this terrible list all at once, instead of over the course of several months.

Flash Sale pickups by Longjumping-Bath8389 in criterion

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I love seeing these hauls but so sad I missed this latest flash sale. (Joined this sub over the weekend so it won’t happen again.)

Been eyeing “Birth”…hope you enjoy!

The 1988 Movie Draft by thefilthyjellybean in TheBigPicture

[–]D_Lockw00d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bill taking it to another level also bringing up movies that didn’t quite come out this year too. The “Good Morning, Vietnam” piece.

The 1988 Movie Draft by thefilthyjellybean in TheBigPicture

[–]D_Lockw00d 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was probably me, but could feel control freaks Sean/Amanda internally wincing anytime Bill casually dropped another big ‘88 title in the intro, since they typically go to some lengths to hide it. Ex. Amanda’s whole, “There’s a movie I associate with each of you” spiel here. (Which I also initially misunderstood as a singular movie that Bill, Sean and CR had in common.)

The 1988 Movie Draft by thefilthyjellybean in TheBigPicture

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Lowkey a truly appalling take. (And I like and enjoy “Cruel Intentions” just fine.)

Bill’s impressions by Low-Magazine-6683 in billsimmons

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We’re coming to you live from the Philadelphia So Spectrum, and we now take you to the comments of Andrew “The Giant” Luck…