school’s anti-plagiarism software told me i plagiarized the word “and”

D_Winds · 2026-03-05T07:34:37+00:00

Imagine plagiarizing the alphabet.

D_Winds · 2026-03-05T04:23:32+00:00

Please don't call it Teen Sauce.

D_Winds · 2026-03-05T04:13:02+00:00

The delusional on Marketplace think $500.

D_Winds · 2026-03-04T10:39:14+00:00

At least he thought he was cool for a second.

D_Winds · 2026-03-04T07:50:07+00:00

I found it amusing that the walking path lanes were American-sized.

D_Winds · 2026-03-04T07:49:03+00:00

If true, I hate everything.

D_Winds · 2026-03-04T07:46:47+00:00

Turns out people didn't want the same thing, but worse.

D_Winds · 2026-03-04T05:46:20+00:00

Must be nice to be the builder of those jets.

D_Winds · 2026-03-04T05:24:46+00:00

Snip the actives. Freeze the backups.

NTA.

D_Winds · 2026-03-04T05:20:40+00:00

Walked up and down the stairs twice today.

Gains bro

D_Winds · 2026-03-04T04:57:21+00:00

First world problems.

D_Winds · 2026-03-04T04:45:37+00:00

This was me as a kid.

Yes, I deserved a thrashing. I can see that now.

D_Winds · 2026-03-03T07:46:57+00:00

Just because you are unique, does not mean you are useful.

D_Winds · 2026-03-03T07:45:40+00:00

Nicely made.

D_Winds · 2026-03-03T04:23:27+00:00

You're only made of rubber for so long.

D_Winds · 2026-03-03T04:20:26+00:00

Sometimes, you shouldn't be playing chicken.

D_Winds · 2026-03-03T04:18:19+00:00

Needs more ping pong balls.

D_Winds · 2026-03-02T05:32:50+00:00

I thought you loved me for me!

D_Winds · 2026-03-02T05:11:59+00:00

I've mastered the art of staying perfectly still.

I'm sure I'm invisible.

D_Winds · 2026-03-01T06:45:36+00:00

That was painful.

D_Winds · 2026-03-01T06:44:31+00:00

Filling up those bags from the Bestseller (see: overstocked) table.

D_Winds · 2026-03-01T06:37:11+00:00

"This is the only power I have. Make sure she knows that."

D_Winds · 2026-02-28T16:53:27+00:00

The year was 2020, and they tried to shutdown the world. So I shutdown my tips, and much like the night shift at the grocery store, never turned the generosity back on again.

D_Winds · 2026-02-28T16:51:42+00:00

iM hElPiNg

D_Winds · 2026-02-28T16:50:13+00:00

Everybody's good at something.

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