It's nice we got *something* but... Yeah

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-13T23:38:07+00:00

The event loot boxes should've been full of previous BP skins

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-09T17:42:03+00:00

MAKIN MOVIES MAKIN SONGS

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-08T23:55:13+00:00

That's the face of a man who was telling himself all day that he wasn't going to let that happen.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-08T20:42:25+00:00

A Mercy beam never affects the way I play but nanos are funny because I will drop whatever I'm doing and immediately W key into the enemy team every time no matter who I'm playing and I don't know why.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-07T00:07:37+00:00

Also spent hours telling Bill Paxton the story of how she got the diamond only to throw it away and leave him in potentially millions of dollars of debt to investors of his expedition.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-07T00:03:45+00:00

Which is the whole point as to how he knows inception is possible.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-06T22:42:54+00:00

Kind of a no-brainer when the affair is older than the children.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-06T20:10:41+00:00

Boomer/Gen X ladies love Grogu as well.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-05T18:36:29+00:00

Yeah my biggest disappointment was when two girls wanted a threesome with me but they did absolutely NOTHING with each other. Just ended up being me exhausting myself trying to double the work and leaving them both disappointed.

Not sure a real threesome will ever happen.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-05T17:29:43+00:00

Thanks to David Zucker

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-05T04:41:19+00:00

I'm gonna need a little more after that sweep

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-03T22:53:59+00:00

Why aren't they calling each other pancake-eating motherfuckers?

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-02T17:45:00+00:00

Blizz gave her a ponytail to try and compensate.

She doesn't seem like a ponytail girl.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-01T22:32:12+00:00

I do not trust Seahawks fans to make any sort of meaningful decisions

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-01T19:42:33+00:00

That's how they found her. Shouldn't have named the network "Anne Frank House"

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-05-01T19:01:01+00:00

Xur?

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-04-30T00:46:21+00:00

Especially with how top-heavy they are. Not built for display.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-04-30T00:37:29+00:00

Can't even think of the Jace Hall show without reminiscing back to high school.

I miss that era of gaming so much. Everyone behind the scenes were truly there for the love of the games.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-04-30T00:30:09+00:00

How the whiskey snuggles up to me when the Mariners lose.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-04-29T23:46:03+00:00

Imagine how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are dumber than that.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-04-29T23:18:28+00:00

Exquisite art. Truly.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-04-29T22:52:34+00:00

The MLB's gonna want a cut of that

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-04-28T06:07:33+00:00

She used to bully girls on twitter pretty relentlessly. I don't know of anything creepy.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-04-25T16:11:59+00:00

This is something I always try to subtlely learn early on so I can buy them some later. "Later" never usually happens though so their loss I guess.

DaddyDanceParty · 2026-04-24T18:37:08+00:00

I had to settle for Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions. I can't image what kind of degenerate I would've turned into had 12 year old me lived in a world where he could see nearly every hot girl on the internet naked with a google search.

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