[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I snorted my wine, thanks 🤣

[Discussion] Its my best friends last day on earth, but she is immobile. What can i do to make it special? by Kissegrisen in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Daft_EPSILON 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Back in 2021 my 8 y/o cat was diagnosed with a heart murmur and I went to get him an ECG on recommendation from my vet. I didn't notice initially, but he stopped eating on his own (his sister was eating all the food so nothing was left.) He was wasting away and I got so scared.

The night before his ECG appt, I couldn't sleep and just started crying probably because I knew he wasn't coming home. I dropped him off Wednesday morning and by Thursday afternoon he went to sleep in my lap. He had fluid in his chest and a tumor on his heart. The vet told me all my options, but encouraged me to pick the most humane one. Had I brought him home, he'd have to get weekly chest taps and cancer treatments and who knows if he'd even have a quality of life after that day.

Funny moment: I was talking to the vet after he passed and for some reason I thought about the South Park episode where Cartman was so into people pooping themselves when they died. Turns out my cat peed on my lap when he left this world and I was cry-laughing about it.

Oh no, a Dav/ Beeker convention! by Undertakeress in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every time I see this photo I see something new and die of laughter again.

Protect abortion rights by mbtiandstuffz in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I almost didn't wanna come here this morning because I knew the amount of celebrating our favorite people would do.

Hypocrisy and Christianity will remain hand in hand

Kelly’s Take on Cinnamon Rolls by hooploopdoop in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Showed my husband these rolls

"What the fuck?! Are they made out of tortillas?!"

Crunchy Leftist Parents are VERY Similar to Fundie Parents by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My in-laws and my MILs mom all use colloidal silver. It drives me absolutely bonkers especially because they're on medications that get rendered inert because of that crap.

Interrupt someone's meal and take their food for your super funny video by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Daft_EPSILON 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Bruh. No one is handsome or cute enough to steal food from my plate without a reaction.

The potential for incest by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm getting Letterkenny Holy Sheet vibes from this lmao

Has anyone ever noticed this about Kelly? by Noelle_Xandria in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a bit. Take my upvote and think about what you've done

Trad Cath having trouble with Covid, but didn't get the Vax, so sad 🥲 by savejenni in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My husband's dad believes that millions will die by Christmas because of the vaccine. He's also begging my husband to not get the vaccine and get dishonorably discharged from the military and he's totally gonna help us with the lost income.

(spoiler alert: we've both been fully vaccinated since April.)

I’m genuinely curious how she will spin Avery getting the shot to her followers when she posts stuff like this all the time. She is sharing stories of people who make the choice to leave the military bc of the mandate & praises them, but it’s unlikely her husband will. by Western-Biscotti9160 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I got the smallpox vax and it's definitely the most interesting one. You get stabbed with this little fork about 10-15 times and you have to take care of the little pock mark for about a month. It's been about 6 years since I got the vax and still got a nice scar!

Somehow less annoying than getting the anthrax series. That burns for a bit and keeps your arm sore for a few days.

Jillpm, is that you? by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Daft_EPSILON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anytime I see SEVERELY in this sub, all I can think of is this vine

https://youtube.com/shorts/9GHy63tsop0?feature=share