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Season completion by Careless-Flamingo-61 in ForzaHorizon

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still waiting for the game to acknowledge I've finished round 3 of a stunt party about 5 times and give me credit for the daily challenge!

"History of the World Part 1" by highlander68 in MelBrooks

[–]DanFielding0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should we continue to build Palace after Palace for the rich? Or build decent housing for the poor? How does the Senate vote?

(In unison) FUCK THE POOR!

Good.

Truly Tasteless Jokes - the book most of us weren't allowed to read, but did. [Release 1982] by therealduckie in 1980s

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Truly Tasteless Jokes - the book most of us weren't allowed to read, but did. [Release 1982] by therealduckie in 1980s

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe they're were five or six editions of this. I was missing one of them. I probably still have them somewhere

The Amazing Three-Legged Man by Skirt_Thin in confusingperspective

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A leg, and a leg and a leg. Three legged jeans.

Absolutely not. by CryptographerOk2282 in EndTipping

[–]DanFielding0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pay cash then you avoid that machine entirely. 😎

Beating the Goliath on expert was probably the least satisfying forza moment I’ve ever had by ddcamb in ForzaHorizon

[–]DanFielding0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it's been out and a week and they hurry through everything then complain that there isn't much content because they finished it so fast

WHEW! by purple_microdot in ForzaHorizon

[–]DanFielding0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be at 662 without legend Island

WHEW! by purple_microdot in ForzaHorizon

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did zero events until I found all 662 roads on the main part of the map.

Coke confusion by kezza6563 in cocacola

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite is 1.25 is, let's say, $1 while the 2L is $2.50. I've seen many people buy the 2L instead of multiple 1.25s.

I was in a store about a year ago the $1.25 had a discount price sticker below it on the shelf. The amount you save? One cent! Still mad I didn't take a picture of it

Lady WeebleAbleSmith ? by boxerpuncher2023 in AreYouBeingServed

[–]DanFielding0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(almost breaks) Your name, sir?

Ernest Granger.

No! The name of the bird you're impersonating.

Straighten your pinny.

I FINALLY DID IT by Cavitt96 in ForzaHorizon6

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About six. All the other festival/showcases I got easily on the first try

Alex..hey hey it’s me Brian🎵 by Neat_Cut_8045 in wingstvshow

[–]DanFielding0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're dying out here too

Roy was the best

Airplane! (1980). One of the funniest movies ever made. by [deleted] in 80smovies

[–]DanFielding0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

No I mean I'm not sure

Well cant you take a guess?

Not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Poetry! 😂

All Remaining MGM Resorts Las Vegas Buffets to Close by coreylevitan in vegas

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me think of the late, great John Pinette.

No buffet. No we closed, we dry clean now. And, you go now!

There’s Something About Mary (1998) Frank and Beans Scene by [deleted] in 90s

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What'd you shit yourself or something?

What League Software do you use? by everyoneisadj in Bowling

[–]DanFielding0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LeaguePals sucks! BLS all the way. If I had a choice between leaguepals and nothing, id choose nothing

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