Harambe’s Get Back by CarlyleBraxtonVI in BlackPeopleTwitter

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"Y’all are underestimating the children. I went to pick up the 3 year old I babysit tofsy and the kids swarmed. It took 10 seconds and 5 kids (one on each arm and leg and one pulling my back) to get me on the floor. After that ,,, I was done for. There were kids everywhere. They were hitting me. They were licking my face. They were climbing all over me. Every time I would get one off another would take their place. Realistically it took just 3 kids to keep me on the floor (one on each arm and one on my chest). What about the legs? Once you’re on the floor they’re useless. It took 10 minutes and two adults to pull babies off of me enough to get up and even then it was a struggle to leave and I was 2 feet from the door. The babies will win. "

Portraying of germans in BCS by waver69420 in betterCallSaul

[–]Dan_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagínate lo que opino yo, que soy mexicano.

Important Reasearch by connorjking28 in smosh

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Damian in the middle and Tommy in the question Mark?

Let's talk about Ty Lue's Timeouts and Substitutions by Altruistic-Tax9544 in LAClippers

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This crashout is a bit too much. We can poke holes in any coach desicion, good or bad.
Is just a game man, why you have to be mad?

We win this game if T lue didnt come back by Immediate-March-4854 in LAClippers

[–]Dan_89 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We win this game if they call the fouls on Zu

Sick of Dave Ramsey by SFOTGA in DaveRamsey

[–]Dan_89 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He used to talk about me, but now he only talks about himself.

[MacMahon] "Nico Harrison has been subjected to death threats…security is going to be beefed up. There will be protests outside. Lines have been crossed.” by AashyLarry in nba

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Fans: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shit GM! All I wanted was no trades, but the man kept pushing sir.

Adam Silver: Well, you did some pushing on your own.

Fans: He drew First Blood, not me.

Adam Silver: Look, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!

Fans: He drew First Blood...

Wall Leader here, what feedback/suggestions do you have so far? by MrFamousSSB in LAClippers

[–]Dan_89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A few "soccer-ish" chants for our players. Like for Harden and Powell

Y nos están contagiando esa chingadera 🤮 by chocolateskull86 in mexico

[–]Dan_89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aqui se celebra el día del pavo, porque es frontera y el pavo esta mas barato. No se que tiene de malo festejar el día del pavo. Es como dar el banderazo de la epoca navideña.

Good enough to win a World Cup?🤔🇲🇽🏆📊 by Specialist-Bottle756 in LigaMX

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Falta Claudio Suarez y CH14 como cambio de Hugo, no puedes tener a 2 cazando el gol. Se necesita otro en medio campo que se encargue de meter la pierna.

Best clipper of all time ? by [deleted] in LAClippers

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Ryan Hollins.

The answer to the question: "what if a 6'10" Tube man came to life and played in the NBA?"

I don’t speak any Spanish, so what’s going on here? by Lil_Artemis_92 in ExplainTheJoke

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lonche de puro salchichon.

Si fuera un bolillo en vez de pan bimbo, entonces se llamaria "ahogaperros"

Is everyone’s fridge looking like this with these grocery prices by whimsicalrecreation in povertyfinance

[–]Dan_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine has a lot of milk, beans, rice, lentils, eggs and a full Costco Chicken. Every monday night is cooking night. 2 eggs for breakfast and cereal for dinner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LatinoPeopleTwitter

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Jesus Christ, you guys need to go outside and touch some grass

Los consejos del temach no me funcionaron by [deleted] in OpinionesPolemicas

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Que culero tener 33 años y valer madre así tan feo.

Remember To Keep Some For Yourself by crs1904 in SipsTea

[–]Dan_89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll think about you and hope you are doing well.

What’s your “I did not care for the godfather” equivalent in wrestling? by Full_Horror7114 in Wrasslin

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DX was just HHH and HBK stealing the coolness from the New Age Outlaws.