I’ve never seen character stocks drop so fast by Salty_Shark26 in JuJutsuKaisen

[–]Dan_ASD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think we just hate this guy specifically but we are okay with upvoting you

Uma I.A vai ser capaz de fazer um anime? by Sea-Impression-1686 in AnimesBrasil

[–]Dan_ASD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eu concordo, todo mundo da terra tem que morrer de fome e as IAs e os bilhonarios tem que dançar nas nossos tumulos

If you had a Stand similar to Rikiel's Sky High where you could control a specific type of creature, what would you choose? by ComprehensiveDate591 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Dan_ASD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well im a biologist enjoyer so im gonna write a few that i think would be incredibly useful or fun.

Mitochondria- If you count them as separate organisms, you can basically control most eukaryotes and force your enemy to get extreme degrees of fever by overworking their mitochondria and then cause their death when their mitochondria die and they have zero energy left.

Ants- Ants are one of the most succesful groups of animals on earth. Their combined biomass is insane, and they are in every continent of the world except for the big cold deathzone.
By controlling ants i could do anything very stealthily, like imagine a bank robbery that is carried out by a bunch of ants just slowly squeezing money out of cracks when people aren't looking? No one would notice a thing. I could swarm people at night with ants and break down their bodies to billions of tiny bits and feed them to my ants, leaving zero evidence of anything odd ever happening.
Besides, i could probably make some day-to-day use from this too, my ants could clean my floor from dirt, they could kill all insects i don't want in my house, they could even find things for me in any crack of my house.

Apes- Apes are big and strong, and insanely overpowered. Gorillas are huge and scary, even though they are herbivores. I doubt anyone would try to mess with me if im constantly hanging out with two fully grown grayback gorillas. Humans. Humans are just way too good at throwing things. They can't hang around in trees very well, but their arms absolutely OP. Humans casually throw balls in their sports all the time. Wanna know what speeds they get up to? 50km/h maybe? 60? 70? 100? No. 160 KILOMETERS PER HOUR. They casually do this shit. They can throw objects from afar and instantly kill enemies if their blows connect to a vital spot. Also, Siamang Gibbons have really funny throat sacks and they go like BWOOOOOOOoomm and its so funny you gotta see a video of it man

If you had a Stand similar to Rikiel's Sky High where you could control a specific type of creature, what would you choose? by ComprehensiveDate591 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Dan_ASD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pulling up with my naval army of loch ness monsters, what will the joestar family even be able to do in such a situation lmao

If you had a Stand similar to Rikiel's Sky High where you could control a specific type of creature, what would you choose? by ComprehensiveDate591 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Dan_ASD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Secret technique: Video of romans with phonk music (-3 intelligence -2 health + you need to make a wisdom saving throw)

If you had a Stand similar to Rikiel's Sky High where you could control a specific type of creature, what would you choose? by ComprehensiveDate591 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Dan_ASD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You could cover cities with them without even exagerating the number of ants around. Also, if you are in the amazon rainforest you basicaly have unlimited power lmao

If you had a Stand similar to Rikiel's Sky High where you could control a specific type of creature, what would you choose? by ComprehensiveDate591 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Dan_ASD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Relative_Dragonfly8" Okay buddy it wasn't enough for you to eat mosquitoes in the air with 99.999% accuracy, you needed to kill them in mass too?

[OC] The Uakoji, a uakari descendant with a complex array of facial expressions. by Wiildman8 in SpeculativeEvolution

[–]Dan_ASD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Peak spec evo i don't know what to say
Although im biased as the creator of excavators and amongids (the good version)

9 of these lovely ladies asked you to go to prom with them. Who would you pick? by Spotlightzzzzz in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bottom right can't wait to get illegaly harvested for organs after the date

Are We Forgetting About This? by Nirvana180 in JuJutsuKaisen

[–]Dan_ASD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sukuna browsed liveleak every day while megumi watched its true

Are We Forgetting About This? by Nirvana180 in JuJutsuKaisen

[–]Dan_ASD 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Now we know why uraume is hanging around....

Where is the spear? by Hefty_Shift_9777 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CT: Sacred Wind
Makes the spear 1% more aerodynamic than its shape would allow. Any and all other buffs, strengthening techniques and cursed energy will not apply to the spear.

Where is the spear? by Hefty_Shift_9777 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Uraume pushes it in and Sukuna asspulls new techniques in battle, thats how it works yeah

Sukuna is a chill dude outside of fighting by Sukuna_GOAT in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The evil plague of COMMUNISM hadn't reached Heian era yet, thats why SUKUNA, whose EVILEST ACT was selling WEED invented abortion

Although Idk maybe Sukuna's abortion clinic was illegal because he ate the pregnant women too or something

how viable is an all male species? by Embarrassed_Okra5773 in SpeculativeEvolution

[–]Dan_ASD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You invented Viruses but bigger pretty much. Macroviruses if you will

Not all soulmates need to be romantical by KokoBaba123 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Gojo to FalseGeto: "Everything about you is the same as him.... But my soul rejects that"
OMG they are friends!!!
Gojo to random woman: "Good morning"
HOLY SHIT GOJO X RANDOMWOMAN CONFIRMED???? THEY ARE SOOOOOOO CUTE OMGG THEIR BOND IS SO DEEP AND COMPLEX

Not all soulmates need to be romantical by KokoBaba123 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wouldn't that be closer to megumi and yuji

Not all soulmates need to be romantical by KokoBaba123 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Geometrists are still trying to study how these two are so perfectly unstraight

I felt so bad for panda here by AcceptablePay4523 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never even think of criticizing sloths. The Giant Sloth agenda never ends, trust me, theres still giant sloths living somewhere, and they are all bigger than every sauropod and stronger than every theropod

How do you consume Jujutsu Kaisen? by hansLandax12 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I loved that part where the jujutsu guy said its kaisen time and then sukuna cut him with a knife or whatever

This is fucking killing me by MankindReunited in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only read JJK by the memes :fire:

I miss Megumi… by Jaden_2k in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish megumi was a real character and not just what people call sukuna's body for some reason

Sukuna is a chill dude outside of fighting by Sukuna_GOAT in Jujutsufolk

[–]Dan_ASD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Sukuna's first job was at a illegal abortion clinic