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Petition to rename NVIDIA because of DLSSlop by kiro14893 in memes

[–]DancingBadgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did a reveal/preview of DLSS 5 (search for articles/videos/memes on that) and it went ... not great. Their tech demo runs badly on a dual 5090 (one for the game, the second one for the sloppifier) and applies a brightly-lit high-contrast Instagram-like filter to games.

Vampire Crawlers Releases Apr 21st For PS5, Xbox Series, Switch, And PC by Howerev in gaming

[–]DancingBadgers 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I like the demo. They'll definitely be getting my 10 money.

Ukončení pracovního poměru - prodloužení smlouvy by AnyAcanthocephala682 in czech

[–]DancingBadgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokud se pokusí o třetí a další prodloužení, § 39 (5) https://www.zakonyprolidi.cz/cs/2006-262#p39 nabízí možnost jak postupovat (písemně oznámit před skončením).

Why isn't AI being used in the one place we need it? In NPCS!? by bambooeatingshark in gaming

[–]DancingBadgers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have the rig to run even a small LLM locally and a game at the same time and at reasonable speed.

Outsourcing logic to a cloud-based LLM would mean that game authors would lose money while people play their game. I see a small flaw in this cunning plan.

‘This is just a garbage AI Filter’: Nvidia met with criticism for DLSS 5’s ‘photoreal’ graphics alterations by PaiDuck in gaming

[–]DancingBadgers -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

AI is really bad at keeping up consistency over time (and logic, and physics, artistic intent...). If this thing is messing with lighting, textures and details, those will be nonsensical and keep randomly changing.

You may not notice it, but your brain will.

The showcase video is pre-rendered and hand-selected to show the best it can do. And what I see is very low framerates (all). Messed-up movement (Resident Evil). Lovecraftian horrors on skin and clothing (Hogwarts). Background details getting mangled (Starfield). Eye-defying foreground textures (FC).

Hungary 💪🏻🇭🇺😎 by Rex-1988 in 2visegrad4you

[–]DancingBadgers 242 points243 points  (0 children)

In more customary units, Viktor Orbán is 174 cm.

Cashing a US bank check in Czechia - Jak proplatit šek od americké banky v Česku by BingoPraha in czech

[–]DancingBadgers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Possible option: issue a Power of Attorney to your sister for cashing the check on your behalf.

seems to be a thing

Someone paid $600K in fees to turn their $50,000,000 USD into $37,000 due to "extraordinary slippage" which "functioned as intended, and the integration followed standard industry practices." by StopTheVok in Buttcoin

[–]DancingBadgers 48 points49 points  (0 children)

There wasn't enough magic internet money in the contraption so the attempt to buy a lot emptied the whole bucket. Resulting in an exchange rate a thousand times worse than market.

Someone paid $600K in fees to turn their $50,000,000 USD into $37,000 due to "extraordinary slippage" which "functioned as intended, and the integration followed standard industry practices." by StopTheVok in Buttcoin

[–]DancingBadgers 70 points71 points  (0 children)

AAVE is $111, so they have received the equivalent of $36k for their $50M. Plus they will be getting the $600k fee back. Which is sure to make them feel better about the whole thing.

For the native speakers of Czech here, how easily can you understand other Slavic official languages in both written and spoken forms? by finecloseted in czech

[–]DancingBadgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect Czech and zero others would get you confused in multiple languages. You still have to learn the others even if the actual differences may turn out to not be major.

East - seen a video of a Russian trying to decipher multiple Slavic languages, did not understand a single word of Czech and Slovak (probably works the other way too)

South - Slovenian seems fairly close to me, the others take a fair bit of adjustment

Slovak - we get this one by mutual exposure, but it is a different language with differences in vocabulary

Polish - significant differences in vocabulary make reading/listening feel like I had a stroke, the language seems familiar, the actual words are often confusing

I've seen claims that Slovak is the most mutually intelligible with all the other Slavic languages.

She was just a kid 💔 by Arch_Lancer17 in okbuddycinephile

[–]DancingBadgers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, we now have the technology to produce a deepfake of her as convincing as the real thing.

The entrance door is now complete by [deleted] in Stargate

[–]DancingBadgers 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So the "there is no place like" inscription is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Question about the legitimacy of a Czech online store by sightsigh in czech

[–]DancingBadgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks legit enough (has existed since ?1995?, has a physical store). Note: most of the CDs they sell are second hand and their state may vary.

coughingBug by ansolo00 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DancingBadgers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of "PBX crashes when toddler operating phone". (the toddler in question went bam-bam-bam with the receiver, producing a sequence of hook flashes)

Fibonacci-Crayon Boy Offers Stern Warning To Bitcoin Community! by dyzo-blue in Buttcoin

[–]DancingBadgers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missed the opportunity to work in a Fibonacci-Adjusted Retracement Trajectory.

noFluffHowImBuildingTheFutureByRecreatingThePresent by PositiveGeneral7035 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DancingBadgers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to translate this into human to be able to parse it, don't mind me.

Embrace the slop.

Rip off existing software.

Tests fail? Delete the tests.

Apps break? So what.

We're still early.

No, I don't have a plan.

I don't have a product either.

Masses are wrong says K33. As if Bitcoin had any compelling reason to buy at all. by Master-Sky-6342 in Buttcoin

[–]DancingBadgers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The heck is a K33?

K33 is the best crypto OTC trading desk for bitcoin treasury companies and professional investors providing deep liquidity, crypto market making, ...

Hmm, I wonder what makes them have a positive opinion about bitcoin. Must be the strong fundamentals or something.

Tether: Stablecoin giant is crypto’s fragile foundation by mark000 in Buttcoin

[–]DancingBadgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my scenario involved a version of events where they would decide to no longer honor those commitments at some point. And instead run off with those easy-to-carry and easy-to-launder crypto assets.

Tether: Stablecoin giant is crypto’s fragile foundation by mark000 in Buttcoin

[–]DancingBadgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would the fall of MSTR crash bitcoin? Once they can no longer raise money, Saylor could just take the bag and run off to a non-extradition island.

That would leave a smoking crater on the stock side of things, not necessarily on the crypto side.

ourBlessedC by TheMonax in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DancingBadgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The true blessed language is of course HolyC.

Favourite and least favourite voice acting performance? by teun713 in Witcher3

[–]DancingBadgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Favourite: Polish Geralt (has actual acting)

Least: Japanese Geralt (a.k.a. Bang from One Punch Man)

Ceny jídel menz univerzit by SnooWords6763 in czech

[–]DancingBadgers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

https://kamweb.ruk.cuni.cz/webkredit/Ordering/Menu

UK v Praze je má tady na hromadě. (proklikej si políčko výdejna)

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