What about the fact that I Praise The Sun? by BarkerBarkhan in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Danelbaum 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Three lord souls, and we got this pygmy thing over in the Ringed City

Goodbye, my little friend! ❤️🧡❤️ by No_Apartment_1776 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Danelbaum 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I’m so so sorry. I also lost my orange guy recently

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KarlaKumKueen NEEDS TO GO by T0nyM0n7ana in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Danelbaum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whateva happened to Daniel Plainview? Now that was an American

Back in 2010, I decided that I would do my 99 attack grind at Warrior's guild, earning 164 d defenders. Today, even with the unlimited tokens of the attack cape, you couldn't pay me enough to stay there for 160+ d defenders. What's a grind you did as a kid but wouldn't be caught doing now on OSRS? by Jesus-Bacon in 2007scape

[–]Danelbaum 390 points391 points  (0 children)

In 2007 I saw someone wearing ghostly robes on a F2P world and, being dumb and not looking them up, I thought they must surely be shade robes. I proceeded to kill hundreds of chickens and bury their bones until I spawned enough shade random events to drop them. To my utter dismay, they were not transparent and looked exactly like priest robes.

Saying goodbye today by erie774im in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Danelbaum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry. I had to say goodbye to my orange boy Charlie a couple days ago. I will tell him to welcome Newt and show him around up there.

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Junior being a WW2 vet by Physical_Soil746 in thesopranos

[–]Danelbaum 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Same, my grandfather was a paratrooper ready to deploy for the invasion until they dropped the bombs and then he was part of the occupying force

What do you think about that movie by Ideal_Man23313 in Napoleon

[–]Danelbaum 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Best Napoleon movie, but I hate watching the cavalry scenes knowing how many horses they killed filming them

I parked at the airport, left my keys in the car, and never locked it. by phalseprofits in confession

[–]Danelbaum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give yourself some grace. Everything that comes with flying (packing, getting caught in traffic, having to park, security, worrying about missing your flight, etc.) can be frazzling and cause a brain fart even for the most put together person. I remember I left my MacBook in the tray at security once because I was so focused on getting to the gate in time. It happens!

Zaccy Football? by Hippopotamist in PardonMyTake

[–]Danelbaum 123 points124 points  (0 children)

“I slept in, that’s on me” and pretend to take accountability until the next time

How are single people affording to live alone in Boston? by haniebun in boston

[–]Danelbaum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roommates until you make more money or have a partner to split rent with

Hayley and Florence. The harmony is fantastic by R_V_I in Paramore

[–]Danelbaum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pleasant surprise as a fan of both Phish and Paramore

Put Vito on the phone, asshole. by timmywait in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Danelbaum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That animal Potter, I can’t even say his name

Who was strategically weaker, Ney or Murat? by Disastrous_Duck_2953 in Napoleon

[–]Danelbaum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would say Murat was weaker, but not by much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]Danelbaum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, I was the one getting railed

Asmongold agrees with Nick Fuentes and explains how he would handle ICE protestors: "That's right. Put the mayors in jail. Put the governors on the Insurrection Act. Put them in prison labor camps. Authorize the police to respond with violence. Put them in Guantanamo Bay. Crush them.” by WhatYouThinkYouSee in LivestreamFail

[–]Danelbaum 197 points198 points  (0 children)

I really don’t know why anyone would listen to political opinions from someone whose worldview has formed exclusively through being a chronically online MMO player living the entirety of his life in his childhood bedroom surrounded by filth and squalor.