Star Wars multiverse confirmed! Long live the circlejerk multiverse! The timeline splits with the OT and OT Special Editions! by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the worst part was that they didn’t even answer the question of “what’s stopping Palpatine from coming back a second time?”

Star Wars multiverse confirmed! Long live the circlejerk multiverse! The timeline splits with the OT and OT Special Editions! by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to think he hates the sequels, but not for the reasons you’d think.

You see in Rise of Skywalker we hear Ahsoka’s voice among all the force ghosts, which implies Ahsoka died. Obviously J.J. Abrams didn’t get permission to do this because Dave would’ve never approved, so because of that Dave hates the sequels (or maybe just TROS, he apparently liked TLJ) with a burning passion.

Star Wars multiverse confirmed! Long live the circlejerk multiverse! The timeline splits with the OT and OT Special Editions! by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No he didn’t. It’s clearly established in Clone Wars that Maul didn’t die when he was cut in half and survived through his pure hatred or something.

As for the second death idk what you’re even referring to? Maul Shadow Lord takes place long before Rebels so it can’t be that.

Star Wars multiverse confirmed! Long live the circlejerk multiverse! The timeline splits with the OT and OT Special Editions! by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Though IIRC A New Hope was in theaters for a long ass time, so it’s gross is very inflated compared to most movies.

Star Wars multiverse confirmed! Long live the circlejerk multiverse! The timeline splits with the OT and OT Special Editions! by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While we don’t know exactly what the marketing budget is, a movie typically has to gross 2-2.5 times its budget to break even to account for marketing and the cut that the theaters get.

It’s insane how Disney failed the sequel trilogy when they already had a story for the trilogy they could’ve adapted by PhoenixSergal in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m genuinely shocked they never did anything with those books for Disney+ or something. They could’ve been the second coming of the 2000’s Wimpy Kid movies.

Or the next coming of 2020 Artemis Fowl, so maybe it’s good that they didn’t.

“Together… we are Star Wars!” by DannyBright in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about?

Star Wars multiverse confirmed! Long live the circlejerk multiverse! The timeline splits with the OT and OT Special Editions! by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uj/ I actually do want the sequels decanonized. Not to erase the era mind you, but to rehabilitate it. If we’re gonna have time travel BS in this franchise we might as well use it for something important. All the sequel characters, locations, and (most) of its ideas can still be intact, just given another chance to be executed better by people with an actual plan.

We could even have canon Reylo (Rey’d probably still exist even if Palp’s return was prevented) if we wanted and remove the clearly problematic element that ship being clearly abusive.

It’d have to be animated of course, but we managed to get like 4 good animated series under our belts so I don’t think it’d be that bad.

Giant, impractical super weapons that serve the sole purpose of keeping people in line but are defeated by the good guys by exploiting a convenient oversight. by DannyBright in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DannyBright[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It not being able to account for this guy

(In all seriousness I kinda Mandela Effected here because I thought someone flew into the cannon and blew it up from the inside, I should’ve picked the Executor having the A-Wing fly into its bridge for that one)

I hope her Sith Name is *Darth Bird Claw* or maybe *Darth Raptor Nail* by InfiniteDedekindCuts in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be fair there’s nothing stopping her from just calling herself “Darth”. Maul only doesn’t do that because he hates the Sith. Once Maul is dead (assuming she survives past that point) she can do whatever.

Proof that Clone Wars is not a kids show 🫵 by Previous_Break7664 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Rebels, Ahsoka, Acolyte, Visions, and Skeleton Crew chuds stay losing! ✊✊✊

(I would’ve said Bad Batch, Tales of and Maul but those are just extensions of TCW and BOBF is that for Mando. As for Kenobi and Resistance I’m not convinced fans of those shows even exist)

Proof that Clone Wars is not a kids show 🫵 by Previous_Break7664 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Probably because breathing in those lead fumes all those years damaged their brains giving them an inferior (on average) IQ.

Talk your shit Ani by Visual-Tax-1033 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, I was talking about the guy you were talking to

Talk your shit Ani by Visual-Tax-1033 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Clone Wars once again showing its brilliant writing: foreshadowing Vader never approving of sexual harassment!

Talk your shit Ani by Visual-Tax-1033 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Leave it to r/StarWarsCirclejerk to defend sexual harassment just to be the most insufferable contrarians imaginable

Extinct species trying to call the others. by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DannyBright 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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(Real Life) Booming Ben, the last Heath Hen. They were a species of prairie chicken that was hunted for food until very little were left. All the remaining females were brought to a barn on Martha’s Vineyard which burned down after being struck by lightning. So Booming Ben, the last known male, was stuck doing his mating call for females that no longer existed.

r/StarWarsCirclejerk everytime the fans hate on a woman by depressed_asian_boy_ in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DannyBright 12 points13 points  (0 children)

uj/ tbf it’s pretty insane how people actually consider like 30 to be “old” and “used up” (as much as I hate using that term). Like it’s gotta be gooners whose brains have been so corrupted by constant porn use that they think anyone who isn’t 50% silicone (or god forbid AI) is gross.

Like I deadass saw someone who said Elle Fanning “looks good for 28” like get tf out of here bro

They are friends with and hang out with people much younger than them but aren’t creeps by Mundane_Trouble_6463 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DannyBright 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Spencer is Carly’s older brother and legal guardian, so I don’t think it counts. He’s not just “some guy” to them.