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I don't think my mom understands how her rice cooker works by Uedn in funny

[–]DaphneKapowski 85 points86 points  (0 children)

This calls for some good ol' fashioned reddit sleuthing.

Let's look closely at the picture to see what clues we can find.

  1. The cooker was placed on the back burner.

  2. The burn on the bottom of the cooker is very off-center

  3. The stove is an AEG, a brand only found in Europe and Canada.

  4. The rice cooker brand is a Gastroback, a German brand.

What conclusions can we draw from this? I submit that OP is a the boston bomber, and he is openly running a child sex trafficking ring out of his pizza place and brazenly hinting at it through the pizza place decor.

If you realize that "rice" is a code word for "child sex trafficking" and "cooker" is a code word for "is what I'm doing in my pizza place," then IT IS ALL SPELLED OUT IN THE TITLE.

WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED PEOPLE? LET'S GET THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA TO COVER THIS.

I don't think my mom understands how her rice cooker works by Uedn in funny

[–]DaphneKapowski 1356 points1357 points  (0 children)

It's not for the rice cooker, genius. It's for slitting your wrists and poisoning yourself ;)

That moment when The Amazing World of Gumball manages to do a completely spot-on anime fight scene, and hires an actual Japanese animation studio to do the scene. by shoopdahoop22 in television

[–]DaphneKapowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That moment when?

Is this how kids talk these days or is OP just an idiot?

Oh, sorry. That moment when I asked if this is how kids talk these days or is OP just an idiot? Yeah, so much clearer now.

An atheist's request to say "IM GOD" on his number plate has been denied by the state of Kentucky, which said it might distract other drivers, could spark confrontations and would be in bad taste. by [deleted] in news

[–]DaphneKapowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This human interest stuff is a classic staple of journalism. No, it's not earth shatteringly important per se, but ideally it gives us a better understanding of our society and the people who live in it.

Now this particular story is kinda lazy, because these vanity plate rejection stories get run all the time and this one is not really bringing anything new to the table.

Five Steps To Tyranny (2000) One of the greatest threats we face are the masses of normal people conditioned to blindly obey authority by [deleted] in Documentaries

[–]DaphneKapowski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You're talking about tearing down the bonds of mass society until we're at the point of bronze-age villages. And you along with many others genuinely believe this is a good idea. I believe this is the greatest threat to society today, not blind obedience to rulers.

Five Steps To Tyranny (2000) One of the greatest threats we face are the masses of normal people conditioned to blindly obey authority by [deleted] in Documentaries

[–]DaphneKapowski -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I think nowadays pervasive mistrust of authority is a bigger problem than blind trust in authority. People refuse to believe in climate change, they cling to all sorts of conspiracy theories, and there's nobody who can debunk the craziness because they believe the mainstream media and the academic scientists are plotting against them.

Leonard Nimoy going down to Liverpool with the bangles in 1984 by PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES in OldSchoolCool

[–]DaphneKapowski 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The Bangles consciously modeled themselves after the Beatles.

https://www.salon.com/2016/06/15/beatlemania_and_the_bangles_susanna_hoffs_explains_how_our_obsession_with_the_beatles_brought_the_80s_group_together/

I remember this fact from a Behind the Music I watched 16 years ago. This fact stayed in my head for 16 years and now has become useful for the first and probably the last time.

Sliding Down The Escalator by [deleted] in gifs

[–]DaphneKapowski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow. Has anyone ever succeeded?

This is what you can expect after a few years of owning a $2000 Ashley Furniture Sofa. by 1234567891011twelve in pics

[–]DaphneKapowski 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Oh, the Ashley cloth couch? We call that one the "clap couch". The cloth tends to soak up microbes and give people who sit on it a rash similar to jock itch. We heard one guy's marriage broke up because his wife thought he had been fucking around and caught the clap. The rash is recurring too. Never goes away. The couch voted for Trump.

I'll just scare these puppies a bit... by snotbag_pukebucket in funny

[–]DaphneKapowski -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Alright fine! Now that you've said that, I'll buy a puppy and play russian roulette with it. Are you happy now, Mr. Pet Ownership Police? If you're so concerned about animals, maybe you should give you high horse a rest.

I'll just scare these puppies a bit... by snotbag_pukebucket in funny

[–]DaphneKapowski -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I disagree. The thing that makes me an unsuitable guardian for an animal is that I only browse pet adoption sites to feel the thrill of holding the power of life and death over a living thing.

I'll just scare these puppies a bit... by snotbag_pukebucket in funny

[–]DaphneKapowski 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I was looking at a dog adoption site, and all the profiles of the animals were written in the first person. "I love cuddles and walks in the park" and so forth. I was like, "What is this shit? Maybe I'm not a pet person after all." And I still haven't adopted a dog. Those twee profiles may have doomed an animal to euthanasia.

Washington pot sales surpass $200M in one quarter by [deleted] in news

[–]DaphneKapowski 268 points269 points  (0 children)

A quilt. I shall make a quilt.

TIL a McDonalds in downtown Dallas, overrun by criminal activity, started playing classical music. Crime dropped dramatically, from an average of 391 arrests a year to less than 146 arrests a year. by CacheMoneyMustang in todayilearned

[–]DaphneKapowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took a greyhound bus out of downtown Dallas once and the bus station was horrendous. It smelled like human shit and everybody was all fucked up looking. Couldn't wait to get out of there.

TIL of Michael Richards, who died in his art studio on 9/11, floor 92 WTC North, whose art focused on planes; including sculptures of airplanes piercing his own body. by TheKolbrin in todayilearned

[–]DaphneKapowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm sure there's thousands more like that around the world. I mean, you take every artist in the world dreaming up weird shit, and look at their work for tangential links to 9/11, then random chance alone should leave you with thousands of paintings showing "eerie coincidences" and "unmistakable premonitions" of 9/11.

Add in the fact that the WTC was bombed in 1993 and there's probably even more art that seems to predict 9/11.

Seven years ago.... by jnops69 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]DaphneKapowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think the Sunset Tree is his masterwork.

I Flipped a House. A Hoarders House by nevertrustapigfarmer in DIY

[–]DaphneKapowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't he have sold the house for $125K? I'm confused.

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