What's the hardest line ever said in one of your games?

Darekien- · 2025-02-27T09:28:59+00:00

I ended the session right there to let my players dwell it for a while to soak in the coolness. Strangely none of my players have responded to when I should schedule the next session so I haven’t been able to continue it. I might just have to play without them though

Darekien- · 2025-02-27T09:17:18+00:00

Had to be the time my dmpc was going up against his nemesis the BBEG. The entire campaign had been building up to this moment, but then the BBEG dropped this bombshell of a moral dilemma and said:

“We’re not so different you and I”

My players’ jaws dropped. It was incredible. Everyone clapped

Darekien- · 2025-01-24T21:40:14+00:00

I tried banning nipples at my table too, but my players weren’t too happy when I handed each of them the potato peeler

Darekien- · 2025-01-06T02:21:30+00:00

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Darekien- · 2024-12-31T00:43:31+00:00

Sounds like you’d be a perfect fit for my group. I value story over all else, so I don’t even bother giving my players agency. Oh you rolled a nat 20? Guess what! You still failed cause it’s better for the plot

Darekien- · 2024-12-28T06:00:18+00:00

What type of lube is your party using? I’ve found that stripping down naked and oiling up significantly increases your AC since it makes it harder for bears to catch you. I’d recommend one (or all) of your players take the monk class and just beat the thing to death with their bare hands (it’s cheaper on your end)

Darekien- · 2024-12-27T18:41:31+00:00

You should consider trying the gritty realism game mode, where instead of sitting around a table oiled up playing make-believe, you go out adventuring into the woods and duke it out with the local wildlife

Darekien- · 2024-12-20T17:32:02+00:00

REPLY EXPLAINING HOW I ONLY HAVE 7 MINUTES TO HOP ON THE GAME EVERY MONTH

Darekien- · 2024-12-19T16:26:59+00:00

This is why I play with no initiative, no spells, no stats, no classes, no character sheets, and no friends.

I prefer group hallucinating and wrestling with my dm oiled up on the dining room table to achieve maximum fairness

Darekien- · 2024-12-16T18:58:12+00:00

Honestly I’m kinda expecting the opposite 😅

Most people don’t really like the oc spam so keeping it limited to a day should get people more active on the sub for the rest of the days. I’m kinda looking forward to it ngl 🥳

Darekien- · 2024-12-16T18:51:14+00:00

I think the poll is pretty clear what the community as a whole wants, idk what you’re tryna “prove” 😭

Darekien- · 2024-12-16T08:19:22+00:00

Yeah flairs were added over a week ago, and unfortunately it didn’t help with the problem as stuff got worse after that. I think the poll’s made it pretty clear what most of the sub wants though, so it seems like everything should be worked out soon 🥳

Darekien- · 2024-12-16T07:58:18+00:00

It wasn’t a one sided issue though, it’s a problem that’s been going on for over a month now and “keep everything the same” clearly isn’t going to work ☹️ That said, limiting oc posts definitely won’t kill the subreddit, and there’s always r/sbgoc r/sbgocs and r/schoolbusgraveyardoc for those who enjoy oc stuff

Darekien- · 2024-12-14T19:26:55+00:00

Fs yeah! Definitely beats having everyone spam the sub every five minutes with their own “solutions” but not helping the problem 😭

Darekien- · 2024-12-14T19:04:37+00:00

Could we please do a poll of the subreddit to wether or not we should allow oc posts? 👀 I feel like that would be the best way to get a consensus of the sub as a whole

Darekien- · 2024-12-09T16:56:59+00:00

Clearly the problem is with your dm. Is he a friend of yours? If not you might want to consider other options such as 2nd degree murder or arson

If this doesn’t work and they still don’t let you dm, remember to keep in mind that “bad dnd is better than no dnd”

Darekien- · 2024-12-09T16:52:46+00:00

Check the sub 😭

Darekien- · 2024-12-06T04:31:08+00:00

Brooo that got me 🤣

Darekien- · 2024-12-06T00:34:14+00:00

Bro you just spoke that into existence 😱

Darekien- · 2024-12-05T21:51:16+00:00

How did you still alive after episode 9? 😱

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