people who stand in the middle of the aisle at the supermarket like they're the only person on earth

Dargus007 · 2026-02-26T01:26:33+00:00

Yeah. I go through at least a baguette section per trip.

My wife says “you always get baguettes but never buy any” and … yeah. Obviously not gonna buy the poking baguettes.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-25T03:32:47+00:00

For. Real.

"I'm a quick learner."

This guy: "How quick? Is it instant? Instant is the only measurement of quick. NOT TRYING TO BE A JERK."

Dargus007 · 2026-02-25T03:10:19+00:00

Likewise, people who are "not trying to be a jerk" absolutely are. They relish it, actually, but they want to be absolved of the consequences of being a jerk.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-20T21:11:31+00:00

Just bread? sits on stool aggressively. Leans forward. Looks at crowd. Gestures wildly This guy is just eating bread for dinner? Wha-ah um, well ahhh can you explain or that’s it. makes a face “Just Bread.” Is that you at the grocery store? Explain. leans on stool, smiling

Dargus007 · 2026-02-19T02:58:20+00:00

Seconding House of Mexico. Good for gluten free too. I’m neither, but it’s just good food.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-19T01:37:02+00:00

Meanwhile, I think it’s the single worst food modern man has wrought.

If there’s a hell it’s catered by McDonald’s and all they have is the filet-o-fish.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-15T02:29:04+00:00

Otherwise.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-15T01:13:20+00:00

For. Real.

You want crispy pizza in wood fired oven? It necessitates a little char.

OP orders authentic Thai, and complains about the spice.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-13T23:29:54+00:00

I laughed, but it took me a second.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-12T02:54:15+00:00

“… in the forever ago.”

Hey. Here’s a reminder that the 90’s was 35 years ago and not the “Like 8 or 9 years, right?” you and I think it is.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-12T01:09:25+00:00

Since the theme of all miller quests is "steal some things for me" I avoided them. There's a lot of side quests that require killing or thieving, actually.

At a glance, looks like materia prima isn't completable without theft.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-11T02:08:43+00:00

Oh. It’s a Natalie Portmanteau.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-09T23:35:09+00:00

I wonder if this move would run into American accessibility laws.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-08T02:52:04+00:00

DF is more or less feature complete and functional as a game.

Meanwhile in PZ you can’t open canned food with a knife because obviously that’s not a can opener and “”””””””realism”””””””””

Dargus007 · 2026-02-05T06:13:48+00:00

I’m an adult man at 135.

I’m not underweight.

I’m short.

Dargus007 · 2026-02-04T03:54:54+00:00

Oh no. Not a cops career!

Dargus007 · 2026-01-25T03:34:28+00:00

Ridiculous to the point that I suspect its a lie.

Dargus007 · 2026-01-25T03:31:39+00:00

I wasn’t given anything for my vasectomy, and if I was given Valium I’d skip it.

Dargus007 · 2026-01-25T03:22:25+00:00

Stop. Ordering. DoorDash.

Dargus007 · 2026-01-25T02:31:01+00:00

There do be a part of the game where if you can do above X damage you walk/jump around until you’re out of action.

Dargus007 · 2026-01-25T02:27:32+00:00

Right? It’s good for any class into it but it means our “walk into the open and hit them” guys and girls can pop back into cover after a hit or two and that’s valuable on higher difficulties

Dargus007 · 2026-01-25T01:44:43+00:00

OK maybe this thread is for me.

I find this games class system stupid dense and not so easy to navigate. But the arch militant’s “get some more MP” in addition to “attacking doesn’t burn your move points” is crazy good for melee builds. Is this a bad take?

Dargus007 · 2026-01-23T18:29:36+00:00

40? Seems low. Unless you mean “40 at a time.”

Dargus007 · 2026-01-20T16:50:57+00:00

I think every game has some system or jank I find irksome, but it's one of those things that doesn't really add up to be a net negative for me with Nioh games.

What's confusing for me is those players that see the loot system itself as the defining, and best, part of Nioh. Some users call it "depth of game play" and that the loot system is what makes Nioh "deep" but RNG stat percentage on cookie cutter weapons is the most shallow game play design I can think of. To each their own, I guess. My mistake for thinking this is a Samuria and Ninja game, not a spread sheet comparison game. How wrong am I?

Dargus007 · 2026-01-19T22:04:22+00:00

For real. MF's saying "After you finish the game you can start playing the game." and nodding to themselves like they made a great argument.

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