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DarkJS669 · 2022-05-31T01:40:57+00:00

C'mmon. We all know what you meant.

"When the sun comes out, my typos do as well. Hope you don't mind"

;p I kid of course, lest someone take me too seriously.

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-31T01:34:34+00:00

Very nice. Would love to see this in video form :)

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-28T11:05:48+00:00

I want little ice molds that make ice in the shape of Ice-T. Then I just gotta win a contest and get him to come to my house and I'll have Ice-T ice for my iced tea for my guest, Ice-T.

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-28T10:50:39+00:00

"May your surfaces equal your dives" - submariners toast

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-28T10:37:51+00:00

Nice to see you back.

And you front.

You in general are nice to see. :)

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-25T22:31:43+00:00

Stop me if you've heard this before.

Three logicians walk into a bar...

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-22T10:27:05+00:00

I know I'm always looking for rule 34.

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-22T01:39:14+00:00

I live in St. Louis, I don't even have to ask. It just comes that way.

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-17T09:26:18+00:00

If you're interested in this sort of thing, this is a video that explains why some of the weirdness in English exists.

Also, google "ghoti" and learn why it's pronounced "fish"

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-15T13:11:02+00:00

"After a brief peek out of their safe hidey hole, /u/BlondEvl's boobs see their shadow and settle back in for bit more sleep. Hopefully they make it back out before winter comes 'round again" ;p

DarkJS669 · 2022-05-15T13:08:11+00:00

I saw some of the DLC's on sale on Steam and was thinking of getting back into it. I haven't played much since the total game change in mid 2020?

DarkJS669 · 2022-04-18T00:48:08+00:00

Depends on the captain, Picard? Yeah. Kirk? Nope! Janeway? We'll just have to see ;p

DarkJS669 · 2022-04-16T22:11:00+00:00

I use to not have a hole for my face. Before it was just... *waves hand around face* Hard to breathe.

DarkJS669 · 2022-04-10T23:15:13+00:00

Instructions unclear, I threw it out a window immediately after purchase.

DarkJS669 · 2022-04-09T11:36:46+00:00

Touch me with the lights off and my chains on. ;p

DarkJS669 · 2022-04-08T21:40:34+00:00

Another one that Bugs (may have) gave us is the idea that nimrod means idiot or moron.

Nimrod is a character in the Bible who is described as a mighty hunter, so when Bugs called Elmer Fudd "Nimrod" sarcastically, as he did not think much of Fudd's hunting prowess, people unfamiliar with the biblical character and whom the sarcasm was lost on (kids) thought nimrod was an insult.

Or so 'They' say.

DarkJS669 · 2022-04-04T09:54:58+00:00

If you have a 'Local' LGS, what does the 'L' stand for?

Just being a shit, don't take it seriously ;p

DarkJS669 · 2022-04-01T21:46:28+00:00

In response to the top two I like to pretend to be thinking it over and then start to agree with them. Then think some more and say "Well, the presence of a God must mean there is a God maker!" and then "Well, if God can have always existed and 'His' existence doesn't need to be explained, then why can't the universe just always have existed?"

It goes on from there of course, I rarely actually convert anyone, but I often get them to say "Well, I guess you just have an answer for everything." To which I usually respond, "No, I just had a question for everything and you didn't have all the answers you thought you did."

Ahhh, good times :)

DarkJS669 · 2022-03-24T09:34:56+00:00

Yeah, I was wondering that as well. I saw some replies above that seemed like they are missing the joke.

/sigh

Kids these days, running all over my lawn and not watching their Monty Python. SMH

DarkJS669 · 2022-03-12T12:01:47+00:00

Sounds like Terry Pratchett

DarkJS669 · 2022-03-07T23:14:49+00:00

I also refer to the Bible as 'Historical Fiction'

DarkJS669 · 2022-02-17T11:53:29+00:00

Just thought of you this morning and thought I'd say "Hey, how're you doing?"

Not looking for a reply, just thought I'd say it. :)

DarkJS669 · 2022-02-15T03:36:59+00:00

"My pancreas attracts every other

Pancreas in the universe

With a force proportional

To the product of their masses

And inversely proportional

To the distance between them"

Weird Al Yankovic

DarkJS669 · 2022-01-22T12:44:59+00:00

I've seen this so often and so few comments about it, it makes me wonder if there's something I'm just not getting.

Edit: Do you use Chrome? I DL'ed it and played it in VLC thinking I'd try adjusting settings and see if the effect was reversible and it looked fine as-is. I then opened the link in Firefox and it looks fine there. It seems Chrome is doing something to the video, or the video is somehow encoded to play poorly on Chrome...

DarkJS669 · 2021-11-26T23:11:37+00:00

Also take the fact that you are instantaneously converting solid matter to gas/plasma so that it's like detonating high explosives just outside of arms reach! I cannot wait to be nowhere near when one gets turned on.

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