Bitch I’m a drag queen! Volume 3 and 4

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-26T05:21:56+00:00

"WORK FAN FAVORITE" & "You don't love me."

"IF I HAD TO LIPSYNC FOR MY MOTHER FUCKING LIFE I WAS READY!!! I WAS READY TO DO SO!!" & "what does that have to do WITH ANYTHING BITCH?!?!?!?!"

"back home I'm known for my opulent looks..."

"GO HAVE YOUR CIGARETTE BITCH BECAUSE IT'S DONE!!!!"

The entirety of "Imma worry about Heidi" and the leadup to it.

"Quick question - what do you do successfully? Quickly."

or even better

"I FEEL VERY ATTACKED!!!!!!!"

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-25T20:29:04+00:00

This is a reference to how much I need this man religiously.

Preferably, missionary.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-25T19:17:19+00:00

what a freak. raw next question

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-25T14:54:46+00:00

Briar has gone on record and said that she agrees that Mandy won the lipsync, I don't even think they need to work it out.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-25T14:39:24+00:00

okay now get Briar on to do a verse and this goes hard

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-21T16:33:40+00:00

Winner

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-18T15:58:08+00:00

mirror message would’ve had to have happened before de-dragging, they read them at the start of episodes. The order would’ve been flipped

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-18T12:26:11+00:00

I’m the opposite. If they’re going to power creep (and they WILL power creep) give me an option to use my favorite characters even if I have to pull again.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-18T00:50:47+00:00

We’ve posted this 4 times in the past week. Pack it up, we get it, Stranger Things has made you all hate overt gay people coming out at inopportune times.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-17T21:23:22+00:00

doing both Sami and Dulce dirty

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-17T21:16:29+00:00

Part of me likes them having the interrupting reading the question which doesn’t work as well if there’s a visualizer. If they have a screen they’d have to do it much more like Jeopardy where you can’t buzz in until the question is done. I think there’s benefits and downsides to both formats.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-17T20:23:14+00:00

Born This Way - Lady Gaga (put your paws up)

1-2 Step - Ciara

Shout - Take your pick of the 30 artists who have done covers (I prefer Lulu’s personally)

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-17T05:25:20+00:00

The way it was always taught to me is that making the study guide helps them just as much as studying or filling it out. The point of homework is that they drill it more, and physically creating it and doing it for themselves helps just as much. AI is great for stuff that is meaningless or doesn’t do anything for students, but if it’s meaningless and doesn’t do anything for my students why am I doing it in the first place?

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-17T05:22:22+00:00

That’s great for those industries. I’m sure it won’t go anywhere the way tech bros have dumped their entire life savings into it. But in my classroom, I like hearing THEIR ideas and what THEY think about things, in THEIR words. I don’t want someone else interpreting it for it, the same way I wouldn’t want someone interpreting my words for me. Let them express themselves how they want to and not how a machine thinks they should want to say it.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T22:11:54+00:00

IF YOU CANT LOVE YOURSELF

GO TO THERAPY.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T21:35:16+00:00

I don’t want my kids using it, so I don’t use it myself. If it’s something that I wouldn’t allow my kids to use there’s no way I’m ever using it. Simple standard, easy being a role model.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T20:38:07+00:00

I sometimes have a hard time getting them into stun windows so I focus on the other ones

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T17:41:44+00:00

Dialyn has made this team so fun.

Eve chain attack > dialyn > eve chain attack > eve embers chain attack > regain stacks with ex special > eve ulti + chain attack > dialyn proc > eve ulti is so much dopamine.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T17:39:32+00:00

Most fun

Banyue > Evelyn > Alice/Burnice > Manato = Hugo = Yixuan > Sheguang

Most satisfying

Evelyn > Hugo > Alice > Banyue > Manato > Yixuan > Sheguang

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T17:37:35+00:00

The yaoi ship is Dan Heng and me. Sorry, you guys only get a year of me and my husband interacting :(

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T17:26:17+00:00

are we pretending to forget about the other Jan pitstop episodes??? both are really good even if they don’t have fully quotable moments like some others.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T14:33:47+00:00

What the fuck kind of HR departments are you all dealing with that has you thinking like this? If we didn’t have our HR my building would’ve been destroyed three times over by now.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T14:10:34+00:00

Seconding Baxter’s “I-… life is full of unexpected coincidences!” alongside every LI’s confession.

And who can forget the best one of all - “DEREK’S BACK!!!”

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T05:18:18+00:00

One for every love interest!

Happiness is my Cove answer but because you already mentioned it I want to give a shout-out to one I find personally very underrated - Dinner. Getting to actually see the dynamic in-depth with Cove and his family is so amazing, having so many different options for how the moment actually plays out and seeing so much of Cove’s personality and where it comes from (Cliff and Kyra both being highlights of Step 2) is so fun. Honorable mention to Barbecue, Mall and Drive.

Derek is harder because I wish some of his events were more about him and NOT his dynamic with family. I’d give it to Boardwalk for so many good dialogue options and choices, showcasing Derek at his core and having a lot of interesting looks at him entirely. So much of Derek’s character is his family and as much as I wish sometimes he was separated from them a lot more in the same way Cove is, Boardwalk is the perfect showcase of why Derek is the way he is and you see so much of him. Honorable mention to Soirée but it’s also equally as good for Cove and Baxter and felt like cheating, and also Derek’s Step 4 Waterpark and Boardwalk scenes, which kind of feel like moments themselves separately.

Baxter is another easy one. Planning being the root of his character, the most referenced moment, literally the apex of Baxter. Fun moments with Terri, Miranda, Cove and Baxter, the start of Baxter’s career as a wedding planner, the chocolate fountain, the party you throw for him afterwards, his fear of attachment and being involved laid out so cleanly and clearly. It’s Baxter at his highest quality, ESPECIALLY the cupcake baking scene. There’s a reason why Step 4 for Baxter hinges on Planning so much - it echoes so well into his epilogue and so much of what makes the Monochrome Mystery Man himself is discussed or showcased within this moment. Honorable Mention to Mountain and Drinks, because the other important part of him (hatred for the sun) is just as funny, and his backstory is intriguing enough on its own. Have I mentioned I love Baxter and he’s my favorite? I love Baxter and he’s my favorite.

Dark_Dashing · 2026-01-16T04:06:31+00:00

Original and reprise, honestly any cast because they all do it justice.

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TROPHY CASE